Naa na naa Naa-na na Naa naaaa?

The Blender would like to remind you to open your windows from 10pm if you would like to hear the world's slowest raffle unfold in real-time. #SPORT

While we are still not here, you should be listening to (and blaming) our radio mentor Squage Party who is going to be doing a whole 100 minutes of party tunes from 6pm at squage.com/party! We hear they will be playing some @spraypopmusic.com in the pre-show too, so join early, join often!

You've bombed your last bass

I feel compelled to remind you all that before they were "Check 1-2", Craig McLachlan's band was called The Y Fronts. #totp

Due to reasons involving everything, this is unfortunately not happening but it will do at some point, we suppose. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves until we return to ruin it all. The silence won't last.

I genuinely think these shows are the best thing I've ever been involved with. I really hope they take off because they're so much fun to do.

DID WE MENTION THIS? Thought not. Tell your friends, and particularly your enemies.

48 BELATED

Essential weekend listening: 1) It's Spray. Spray are marvellous. 2) Kendo Nagasaki reference. 3) Happy hardcore mix.

👨‍🎤 It's here! It's now! It's pop! 👩‍🎤 It's 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' and it's streaming! open.spotify.com/album/3i24GT...

Don't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.

Don't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.

The only time it was played live! At least until the 4th July...

We were there the first time it was played live (roughly 1996) and we are here now to tell you that this is *still* an incredible piece of production with an anthemic chorus which will blow your ears off at roughly 3000 miles an hour. Bravo.

As you know I am loathe to say anything positive about my best friend and mortal enemy @ricardoautobahn.co.uk but this is an excellent, funny and extremely catchy bit of pop so please give it a listen while I go rinse my face out with Brasso.

The truth is spoken here. Adjectives fail us.

🏮Update🏮 Tickets are now running low, if you're coming to the SPRAY/CUBAN BOYS/POUND SHOP BOYS extravaganza hosted by Hacker T Dog we'd love to see you! All the deets are here www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu... It's worth it just for the selfie with Hacker!

We literally cannot describe in words - and although you'll never believe us, we are kinda qualified - how much of a musical and emotional riot this gig - nay, experience - will be. We implore you to go along yourself, as there will be nothing else like it ever again. (Unless there is another one.)

Listen: We count for nothing - apart from being absolutely correct in all cases - and you should be listening to this. BBVM is the radio event of the week. (If you don't, you might end up listening to us instead. And no-one needs that, do they?)

I can confirm that Keiron is absolutely banging on here and @hawaiiworms.bsky.social is a lovely chap. Go see them.

Look Mom No Computer didn't deserve to come last. However The Blender would like to assert that their song is a banger anyhow.

Hey, this isn't darkest West London! Hmm.

Can confirm - we listened to the looped, short beeping noises enough to test even our endurance. And we used to fall asleep to gabber.

If you saw the discussion me, @snathe.bsky.social and @theblender.online had and want the precis, here you go. As I said to them, I don't think Mutt Lange himself listened to the opening of this track as much as we did. docwallacemedicineshow.wordpress.com/2026/05/13/t...

With huge, huge thanks to @theblender.online and @docwallace.bsky.social for their help, we've worked out that it's most probably a number on the Kingsland Green exchange in London (the first 3 digits being 241). I feel like one of the great mysteries of the age has been finally solved!

WHEN'S BINS?!

Wow, what *is* all this crap, and why is it everywhere? And where was everybody? Christ.

*tap* is this thing on? Fuck, what's the password again

II. Pound Introducing hints of the Art of This live and thinking from the edge of the universe. (Date to be determined.) #TheArtOfThis #ArtOfThis #This #TheArtOfNoise #ArtOfNoise #Noise #Art

News: OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar doesn't think OpenAI is ready to go public, nor that its revenue growth will support commitments. OpenAI's already-unprofitable margins have also got worse thanks to having to buy last-minute compute due to unanticipated demand. www.wheresyoured.at/openai-cfo-n...

There's an expanded version of Failure Is Inevitable incoming. Feel free to presave it!! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Our good friends at @theblender.online discovered this reference to ALF in the Codemasters game Wacky Darts.

This summer - a hot night of non-stop electropop, with TV's Hacker T. Dog hosting! The Cuban Boys will play their hit (and all the other John Peel faves), the Pound Shop Boys will do Fireman Sam (and some surprises), and we'll top off this cabaret of carnage. www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

The Blender Will See You There!

HERE WE GO

Tomorrow at 18:00 BST there is going to be An Announcement.

Announcement Tonite!

This is the courtyard outside The Cursed Child in the West End covered in protest chalk for Trans Day of Visibility. Well done, London. Well done.

Good *lord* - what now? Wrong answers only. We'll start in the replies.

I hope its a new scent.

Good *lord* - what now? Wrong answers only. We'll start in the replies.

You probably know, @pivot-to-ai.com.web.brid.gy, but your website is currently broken, sadly.

My Muzik? Pop.

My Sharona? The Knack

My Maroney? Boney.

My Baker? Hylda.

My Man? Portugal.

My Bunny? Jive.

If you're looking for a playlist to sum up the diverse listenership of @noiseboxradio.com, try this thread, and these three freewheeling hours of radio www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi... (And yeah, Madoc/Tarmey, perhaps not Recordiau Sain's finest release. Clearly @pantosplaining.bsky.social's fault)