I marvel at the winter sky, count the stars, admire the sunlight reflecting off a gibbous moon, imagine my insignificance in the vast universe, and wonder if my team will succeed in hitting all of its KPIs for Q4.

If only I had the sinecure of a Supreme Court justice

Every day we have to contend with the fact that we are governed by the dumbest, most incurious people on the planet.

At some point you have to realize that some people are just happy being miserable

You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today? No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.

With all due respect to Gov. Janet Mills, I cannot vote for a 78-year-old to serve a six-year term when so much is at stake

“It’s the illegals who are doing all the crime,” I say into the camera during my interview, in which I also tout my cryptocurrency launch that’s been approved by the SEC after my million-dollar contribution to some MAGA super PAC

A simple “no” would suffice if the allegation were false!

STAGFLATION, BABY!!!

Cool. If it’s not Trump’s signature on that letter just release the Epstein files and get on with everything, since there’s absolutely nothing our wonderful President is hiding!

Move over, Roger Taney!

An unyielding sense of foreboding

Donald Trump has been at war with objective reality for years

We Found Love at Woodstock ‘99: A True Story

lmfao

Are you still thinking about Jeffrey Epstein?? Anyway check out these documents about Obama, Clinton and Comey

The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.

I didn’t start out thinking there was some genuinely incriminating info about Trump in the DOJ files on Epstein but I’m definitely changing my mind!

My “I’m not in the Epstein Files” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

The issue isn’t that there are revolting deranged bigots in America. The issue isn’t even that they have their own following. The issue is that they are prominent advisors and friends to the President of the United States and his team.

I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone

So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

I continue to have optimism that fascism will fail in America simply because the fascists are comically inept

The funniest thing about the "Great Replacement Theory" is that whiny racists like matt walsh & stephen miller contribute absolutely nothing of value to society. We could replace all of them with empty space and it would be a huge improvement. And we should

“It will officially launch on June 26 at 6 pm EST” No, you mean it will launch at 6 pm EDT, you idiot, you absolute buffoon

Seeing all these readers’ choice ballots for 10 best movies of 2000s and haven’t seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on any of ‘em!

I never paid attention to the fun, bouncy bass line in the verses of My Poor Brain by Foo Fighters. Kind of low in the mix, but I picked it out while listening on my headphones last night. Seems like an under-appreciated FF cut all around.

The head of the department of homeland security announced that she planned to use military force to take over a democratically elected government in the state of California and we are arguing about whether a California Senator properly identified himself at the door.

She is saying, in effect: "We are going to liberate the city from its democratically elected leadership using the military"

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state

Do you think this incredibly subtle, and sophisticated secret bargaining strategy will still work, now that our trading partners can read in the Wall Street Journal that Trump's opening offers do not actually reflect his true intentions? www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Everyone being constantly aware of the shittiest person on Earth for over a decade would merit lots of scientific study if that was still funded.

“Legislators shouldn’t stay in office into their 70s given the demands of the job and its high stakes” is actually a completely different sentiment than “people in their 70s are thoroughly useless and should be set adrift on ice floes”

We are five months into this legislative term and three Democrats have already died in office. All of them were in their 70s. The Democratic Party’s gerontocracy is a growing problem.

"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants

It’s still hard for me to believe that after so many years of deranged posts like this, we’ve still never had a serious national conversation about this man’s mental health.

Great question

i will never get past this. the collapse of the global trade system because one guy does not understand what a trade deficit is.

The party of small government would like you to watch fewer foreign films.

We don’t talk enough about how much of a loser this dude is