Too funny

If you can’t take them to church…take them to hell

It’s been a month since I wrote this and I want to reiterate that as bad as things look now, Americans don’t understand how bad things are going to get.

My Baba just won the 2025 CDCgov/AIM Immunization Champion Award for DC 🏆 At a time when RFK Jr. + Trump attack #vaccines & science, this honor hits harder than ever. Facts > fear. Science > lies. Kids’ lives > politics. Forever proud 💙 www.immunizationmanagers.org/about-aim/aw... #MedSky #PedsSky

Hot Single Girl Summer looks good on me 💅🏽 Might have to spend the rest of this year chasing summer around the world ✈️☀️ #HotGirlSummer

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

Imagine if Obama said it.

This is what’s missing from music today!!

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is said to have demanded that the director, Susan Monarez, either quit or be fired. Her lawyers say she won’t resign. She’s standing up and pushing back. Thank you Susan Monarez. Public health is at risk and she knows it ‼️ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/h...

I had serious doubts about CDC Director Monarez’s willingness to stand up against RFK Jr.’s personal mission to destroy public health in America—I’m glad that I was wrong. If there are any adults left in the White House: we cannot let RFK Jr. burn what's left of CDC. FIRE HIM.

Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.), top Dem on the Senate health committee, on this evening's chaos at CDC: “We cannot let RFK Jr. burn what’s left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the ground—he must be fired."

people love bringing up japan when it comes to deporting immigrants/ creating a homogenous society, but if you bring up japan's anti-gun laws it's "woah woah woah"

One day I’m going to come up with the perfect name pun for a key GOP official and this whole thing will come crashing down.

We’re being governed by monsters. Just absolute monsters.

1 year • IYKYK

Mother arrested at LA court alongside six-year-old son with cancer sues Ice Lawsuit says Honduran woman fears son is not receiving necessary medical care at detention facility in Texas www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

If you’re not following @missblair.bsky.social on the clock app, you’re missing out! 💙

🧵 When will we start believing women? #Cassie Ventura is eight months pregnant, bravely sitting in a courtroom, recounting the years of abuse she endured at the hands of Sean #Diddy Combs. Her testimony is harrowing: forced participation in drug-fueled sex parties, (1/6)

You don’t eat tape, nothing to be ashamed about. Just let us enjoy it!

It’s elementary. If only one side is pushing it will get a lot of its way. The only workable remedial action is to make clear to all relevant parties that there are two sides pushing. And act accordingly.

Key Democrats sent scathing letters to 5 top law firms demanding details on the lucrative deals they cut with Trump to avoid being punished by him. “Your agreement makes you complicit in efforts to undermine the rule of law." www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

girl.... lmao

She should definitely dump him but lmao I kind of want her to keep going.

The #SummerOfScarcity is gonna be lit. 🔥 @cnbc.com @loriannlarocco.bsky.social www.cnbc.com/2025/04/22/b...

Covid could actually be over if we wanted it to be. But we were too desperate to insist that it was over when it wasn't. Our denial is going to ruin a lot of lives.

This has been building for a while, but another next generation COVID vaccine, this on in Phase IIb trials, has gotten the axe from RFK, Jr. (R-Thanatos). Because he wants people to die. www.biospace.com/policy/hhs-p...

A reminder that 👇🏽🕊️

Unemployment benefits running out after DOGE cuts + Tariff job losses + Funding pullback from Food Banks and other support systems (DOGE again) + Drop in imports...Might get ugly #SummerOfScarcity is right and may be underselling it

“As is evident, simply by looking at him, Dear Leader is in exquisite health, having the trim body of an athletic 23-year-old, the mind of an inquisitive genius, an the couth of the most refined men. Truly, the most perfect human walking among we lesser mortals. Praise God!” --The Court Physician

Musk staffers are in the process of seizing control of the Peace Corps’ headquarters.

Before trying to do a crossword: I'm a smart guy! After trying to do a crossword: Who will care for me, the dumbest man in the universe

The obvious answer to this problem is to find them in contempt of court and issue the U.S. marshals an arrest warrant for Tom Homan.

Under this theory, there is also nothing that prevents them from shipping *American citizens* to a gulag in El Salvador and saying "nothing we can do."

Nayib Bukele, the president of El Salvador, responded to news of the judge’s order by posting a GIF of a confused bunny on X.

The Trump Admin disappears people to a foreign prison and then says don't ask questions because we don't have jurisdiction over the legal black hole we affirmatively sunk the person into. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Dr. Dad: I have a surprise for you! I got us matching Stanley’s for our walks while you’re here! 🥹🥰🩷 HU! YOU KNOW! 🦬 #HowardUniversity #CollegeOfMedicine #Professor #Pediatrician

I ended up on CBC TikTok last night and they are in the comments talking their SHIT

I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.

nobody knows how that happened

it’s only been four months since that united healthcare ceo’s body just did that

They underreacted because they still think he’s going to reverse them in a few days. Wait until they realize he isn’t.

🚨UPDATE: Rümeysa Öztürk has now suffered three separate asthma attacks while in DHS custody. She has not received her required asthma medications—a violation of her fundamental right to medical care. This is cruelty, it is neglect, and it is a damning moral and legal failure.

The penguins react to tariffs

i may be unserious, hysterical and woke, but my strategy of “taking trump seriously no matter how insane he sounds” has paid more analytical dividends than the alternatives

I just looked at my investment and retirement accounts because, clearly, I'm a glutton for punishment. This is 1000% worse than looking in a man's phone. I may never eat again.