In a criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In News York city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. These…are their stories **DUN, DUN**

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Yall remember the mom with the 2 daughters that people thought were all sisters? Why I just randomly thought about that mom and daughter from across the water that tried it 🤣🤣🤣

See also: They don’t want advice, they just want the audience.

I'd argue that the baddest baddies are socialists

This Anthony Joshua situation is absolutely horrible. And people have the audacity to be like “Why would he go to Nigeria?” Because he’s from there, bitch. He’s NIGERIAN you big goofball.

I’m gonna listen to entire discographies of people this year…. And for some reason I still believe that Beyonce is gonna be my number 1 on Spotify still 🤣

Forensic files exposed how violent white america is. The gruesome crimes and the constant backstabbing. Every crime show in america does that actually. White americans kill each other at alarming rates and then they go after non white people. Its insane

She don’t need to drink no more. She looking for greens…. We got wings ma’am

My homeboy ol lady done got drunk and she singing to me and crying. I feel like I need to go beat his ass

Bruh…. Go to trumpkenndycenter .org right now 🤣😭

Like hellooooooo????? Yall ain’t hotties for real. Mildies at best 🤣

They saying yall looking for Tina Snow but don’t know the words to Paper Together and you know what…..

9 time tag champs 🙂‍↕️

MY BOYS BACK ON TOP!!! LETS GO UCE!!!!

If somebody on food stamps is “eating better than you” you probably qualify for them too stinkabutt

What you said? SHE AIN’T NO DIVAAAAAAAAA

What you said? SHE AIN’T NO DIVAAAAAAAAA

What you said? SHE AIN’T NO DIVAAAAAAAAA

So we’re watching an episode of SVU before Smackdown comes on. Keep in mind that my husband has NEVER watched this show. He knows the basics and kinda just moves on…. Anyway… it’s s24 e18 and the shock and disgust on this man’s face is sending me 🤣😭 he said “YOU WATCH THIS FOR FUN?!”

The year: 2000 The gift: concert tickets to see Bow Wow…. Why this was bad: 1- my mama already got me the tickets for my birthday…2- the concert was in November…3-I got these tickets for Christmas 🤣

Bridge battle 👀👀👀 who you got Dru Hill- Beauty Boys II Men- On Bended Knee

Any earth sign or fire sign and if them niggas together??? Don’t even ask about bedroom activities cuz you probably ain’t ready

Self help books but all of the books are basically calling you a dumb ass

Fire signs

Me and my coworker calling taco mama 🤣🤣🤣

But race specific.

This one child be all in my face when I visit my child school but today I’m a fat ugly mama because my child used the word “counterintuitive” and refused to dumb herself down in their conversation….

My home girl Mae’s edibles and I volunteered to be her tester…. This been 7 years now…. Why the fuck is this shit taking me?! I’m bout to sleep good af boi

I think about this a LOT…. Open My Heart could’ve been a totally different story. The way she slid on The Battle is The Lord’s and I’m Gonna Be Ready still goes crazy

Leave trans people the fuck alone. I just dont get it. I really don’t.

I’m part of the delulu hive still believing that because we have 13 days (including today) left in the year that Beyonce is gonna drop a new song

His ass

Y’all’s president is a fucking idiot.

If the tariffs made so much money, why were you begging to not pay welfare and snap benefits immediately?!

And people owe a bunch of apologies to the ”I know what you are” gang cuz they were calling it out before you could see what was real

Just a reminder that your kid’s teacher(s) get paid the last day of school before break and probably won’t get paid again until the end of January because some school districts are not giving a bonus…

And I think I quit playing right after I read this one too 🤣🤣😭

I work with special needs preschoolers…. I have to apologize to somebody mama every day because they got a new vocal stim BUT!! They be happy af they baby using words and mildly able to hold a conversation and THAT, my friend, is a win

Just based off music alone…. We got UGK, Beyonce, Aretha, OutKast, Brittney Spencer, Migos, Fantasia, David Banner, Three 6, Al Green, Tanner Adell and I can go further I promise 🤣🤣

However, I will always appreciate him for only reheating his own nachos

This kinda your fault for making eye contact when you think about it.

“How do I get Monaleo on here?” Singing random parts of Sexy Soulaan and trying to read comments…. Specifically “talkin' in a circle, a bunch of rigmarole” and giggling then repeating “bunch of rigmarole” and saying “it’s a lot of cursing but it’s a fun song”

Then she’s older so I can see her trying to figure out TikTok live and lowkey being very Chloe Bailey coded 🤣🤣🤣 “this is money you’re sending me? Now how do I collect that?”

Then let her got a hold of Lover Girl…. Would’ve had Meg on live geeking tf out talmbout “Whitney Houston listen to my music. OOO! Yall think Whitney can twerk?”

Had Whitney still been here when Cowboy Carter dropped…. Her ass would’ve been out here “I gotta get my baby Beyonce on the phone” whole time singing “I don’t wanna hear no yayayayayayayaya” cuz that absolutely would’ve been stuck in her mind

Just imagine Whitney and Michael on TikTok…. Both of they asses would be cuttin tf up

Man Whitney ain’t got no reason being gone bruh…. Baby was THEE girls girl. Like I can vividly hear her singing and dancing to the hottest songs right now! And if they aren’t hot, they would’ve been hot by the time she got done with it