All cuz Kevonstage said beat ya meat…. Mind yooouu…. They ain’t had this smoke for not one single ACTUAL preacher or person in the church that done got caught up in any kind of scandal…. But a comedian saying “beat ya meat” is where they wanna draw the line

If you ever donate to children who are in the foster care system, in addition to clothes, shoes, socks and underwear, please consider donating suitcases, duffel bags, backpacks etc. A lot times the kids put their things in trash bags to move so having luggage would make a difference

I have been in tears for 45 minutes dawg 🤣😭 these niggas said “it’s a dookidemic and the toilet paper ain’t gone off the shelves like it was during Covid” a dookiedemic is frying meeeeee

I hope the lady reading this gets ate like the other mf ain’t got food at home…. You deserve it. Life hard enough as it is

Welp! There's my #BlockOfTheDay @only4twy.bsky.social (With alt text)

Depends on tone and how things been at the house….

I’ve been paying attention to the titles of articles recently and I mig hit be crazy but the media is benefiting from and simultaneously creating the literary crisis…..

I loathe how generative AI has taken vocabulary away from us. “That word sounds like AI wrote it” MY BAD for knowing words!! 😭

You’re joking but somebody thinks you’re serious. It’s sooooo much harder to convince somebody some shit was a joke than it is to let it be known you’re serious

Donny Hathaway “A Song For You” Aretha Franklin “Ain’t No Way”

Had em stealin out they crib cuz my crack taste like ribs

SpongeBob would’ve had to catch a fade for ripping a hole in his pants and putting his ass in my face while im just tryna eat a burger…..

I hate being called antisocial. Because I’m not antisocial I don’t like talking to dumb people and a lot of people are very fucking dumb. I got shit. I could be doing instead.

Any reason to fire up the grill 🤣🤣🤣

Never mind yall…. My uncle put me a plate to the side

Now I walked in the fuckin house and saw some burnt dogs on the counter in a pan…. I went to say hey to my granny and now the pan gone? Don’t nobody know where it’s at??? Aight…. Fuck these niggas. I’m bout to flip all this shit over

B’day re release this year…. If Freakym Dress don’t get the justice it’s owed this next tour I just might cry

Renamed, remastered, RELEASED

Beyoncé's "MORNING DEW (DONK)" is out now.

And since she releasing shit from the vault I need yall to bully her into releasing Sexy Lil Thug cuz that’s my fave

Beyonce released Donk officially today

If anybody wants to pay for this hotel room for my family reunion that’d be great 🤣🤣🤣

Make some mf noise!!!!!

This man never stops insulting his own country, but if a regular person said something like that in the comments on an article about this bribe plane, his followers would lose their minds, demanding not just fealty to their rapist god king, but ejection from the country for failed patriotism.

Fuck the rules Moesha can go 🤣🤣🤣

I low key hate my dream self cuz that mf be knowing the most random shit and then I gotta wake up and fact check….. when in the fuck did I even hear John Lennon signed whatever fuckin papers she said at Disney World and why the fuck do she care so much to bother me with it?

Holy shit😂😂😂

I genuinely feel like this is one of the most slept on Destiny’s Child songs

Hear me out… T-Pain for Superstition

Halle Bailey- Never Dreamed You’d Leave in Summer Yolanda Adams- As Tori Kelly needs to perform Don’t You Worry Bout a Thing just like she did it for Sing Master Blaster has to be here somewhere Alicia Keys and John Legend on piano though for sure

Is Gladys Knight voice still well? An “old soul” singer is not gonna be enough

I dont want Patti LaBelle to sing BUT!!! I need her to introduce the first performer and present the award to him

I honestly want Halle Bailey singing Never Dreamed You’d Leave in Summer. I need to hear that as a siren song….

Hell yeah!!!

And now @astoldbynai.blacksky.app got me thinking of some songs for a Stevie tribute…. There’s a bunch off just Innervisions and Songs in the Key of Life…. How tf would you be able to choose what Stevie songs are THEE Stevie songs

Only way Stevie would get another amazing tribute is if Beyonce curates the performers and their songs and performs as well because I truly believe that she’s one of very few these days that will show a decent appreciation of his extensive catalog

I get unnecessarily enraged when a mf say Chris Brown the closest thing we got to Michael Jackson…..Chris don’t even have a single classic album

Kathy Bates is white Lynn Whitfield while Lynn Whitfield is evil Angela Bassett

My mama played this song out when I was a kid and then wanna ask some damn “Whatchoo know about that??” 🤣🤣

Bruh have yall watched Strung on Peacock???

And you better hit the baseboards

And then he gone say “yall better not play no solo record” 🤣🤣 man gone

Oh so now we just watching Omarion? Yall lost and I was very confident this was a 51/49 B2K over Pretty Ricky and then 48/52 Pretty Ricky over B2K but like….

Why tf B2K acting like they created boy bands 🤣🤣🤣

The bass line hard af still

Since they started voting on verzuz for real ima vote today 🤣🤣🤣