And here's what the mayor's walk would've looked like if voters had elected Andrew Cuomo

Budgeting for the summer includes that $10k which will surely come from an unexpected source and joyfully fall into my lap with no warning.

The one that got away? Nope--the Double-crested Cormorant was simply tossing its catch in the air to better position it for swallowing. Note the inside of the Cormorant's mouth is blue (occurs only during mating season)! 💙🧡💙 #Cormorant #CentralPark #birding

What a delightful Cormy! My mouth turns the same color during mating season but it works out less well for me.

Delta Air Lines plans to spend an extra $2 billion on fuel in the three months ending in June because the war with Iran has pushed up jet fuel prices sharply, but the company says it still expects to earn a sizable profit.

Wise words from Smudge the cat

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work* Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

hiii >:3

"Three badass names, you say?"

necessity may be the mother of all invention but boredom gets some pretty cool results too

Lollll Olivia Reingold might be the dumbest person at the Free Press, which is quite a superlative. I wonder if she has dirt on Bari or something

Since Trump's escalating rhetoric began on Sunday, Tom Suozzi has posted on Elon Musk's bad site about: -A high school STEM competition -Mobile office hours this Thurs. -Airplane noise -A high school art competition -His interview on CNN about his shutdown bill -Easter Silence on Iran.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

I’m gonna be honest I totally forgot. Gonna fill the government with DSA people. www.david4queens.com

moisturized, unbothered, flourishing, in his lane

Amazon has long exploited subcontracting to avoid taking responsibility for its delivery drivers. A bill introduced by socialist New York City Councilor Tiffany Cabán would force the e-commerce giant to directly employ its drivers.

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

My friend was telling us the other week how he was showing 17776 to his high school students as a form of multimedia narrative. It's truly an incredible work.

I'm already crying about space so a reminder that @jonbois.bsky.social maybe made the best piece of art of the 21st century so far here www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

One of the most shocking things in my life was discovering that so many professors treat the coolest job in the world -- tenure, starting work at noon three days a week 28 weeks of the year, dressing how you want, hanging out with young people talking about favorite books -- as a shitty burden.

[concerned centrist voice] It's well past time we had a frank discussion about antisemitism on the left

Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song. It was a Finnish hymn

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Music fit for a title game

reporting back re: the far side of the moon

Bonded pairs named Artemis and Orion are coming to a shelter near you

Bebe the parrot in a homemade scuba diving enclosure.

we're all thinking it

Georgia O'Keeffe's Series I White & Blue Flower Shapes (1919): The Flower That Commands You to See

the woke mob now that they have to say Pepsi's ok

Outer Wilds is $14.99 on US PSN buff.ly/uCN3fNZ Xbox buff.ly/1d1ZZZd (Steam) $14.95 Gamebillet buff.ly/ITm2m3Y

Waiting for a new billing cycle to renew my professional license so when I submit my credit card statement for reimbursement I don't have to black out the OF charges.

free use labubu is wild

Cupid and the Three Graces, 1517 #raphael #highrenaissance

Democrats shouldn’t associate with Hasan Piker, anyway check out what Anne Coulter has to say!

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

AIPAC seems to be becoming Soros, but for the left. Soros does indeed donate a lot of money to causes that Republicans don’t like, but he is not in fact the shadow puppet master behind everything they fear. AIPAC seems to increasingly hold a parallel position.

Nice! I got psoriasis!

farting all by yourself, handsome?

Astronauts are having technical difficulties with the ship’s Battlejuice Dispenser. They have no way of accessing the battlejuice they drink to enter a mindless berserker rage before combat

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

happy easter

Cherry blossoms in Japan.

The New York Times sparing readers from the obscenity of the President of the United States.