Banana smiles for all our donkeys, remind me what day of the week is it?

2. Iowa is the sophomore studio album, and also birthplace, of what large heavy metal band, famous for its chaotic live shows & distinctive image, where members wear matching jumpsuits & individual masks & are identified by number? BRING IN DES MOINES, BRING IN DES FUNK #LL107 #bestwronganswers

Basically Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell but with ham.

Just to add that I love how this guy is wearing a hard hat... in case a ham falls on him and breaks his skull. Maybe you think that's very unlikely... but the more time you spend in a cave full of hung hams, the more that probability approaches absolute certainty.

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Moloko - Fun For Me www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTjy...

you have my attention

skeletor rigby

"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man

The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word? "I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"

While Wallace prefers a calm nibble.

This is the way. Shame these people for as long as they live.

Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s: “You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!” I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.

3. Robert Graves's 1934 historical novel explores the drama of political scheming and the workings of imperial power in 1st-century Rome during the reigns of Augustus, Tiberius, and Caligula, as told by whom? ROBERT GRAVES, PRESUMABLY #LL107 #bestwronganswers

This is a great example not just of Nazism being normalized, but of being so removed from the consequences of Nazism that it becomes just a thought exercise. I mean, hey, 20 years ago this avowed antisemite couldn’t even have been part of polite society and look at him now!

@cbbworld.bsky.social posting again. Love having a good chuckle with the boys

“you there milf, what time is it?”

Lololol my parents gave me a ridiculously heavy holiday gift and it turned out to be $100 in quarters for the laundromat

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

merry christmas, ya filthy animal (flirting)

Today is Sextidi the 6th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate lava.#JacobinDay More information on lava

I’m truly heartened by the array of people who got The Onion as a present this year. We got teens, we got dads, and this year we cracked the coveted Wacky Girlfriend demo. Thank you to everyone who gifted a paper today. We really are gonna have more print subscribers than the Washington Post, huh?

Tenet Media founder Lauren Chen, who secretly took money from two people with ties to Russian state media to involve conservative influencers in an unwitting propaganda scheme, is back in the US after being deported to Canada under President Biden. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Disco Elysium is now free on Epic Games!

grinch’s cock also grew pretty massive that day btw

be careful who you invite to your holiday party!!!

4. In horse racing, an exacta is a bet on two horses to finish first and second in that exact order. What less common wager also involves two horses, paying if the horses finish 1st and 2nd in either order, despite its name seeming to suggest the number five? $5 FURLONG #LL107 #bestwronganswers

FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶

Happy Mari Lwyd

To me, my X-Mas!

Katy O'Brian breaking my arm could fix me.

freebasing chili crisp

debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge

This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

So THAT'S why Dr Doom wears a mask.

Dragon Quest enemy ass pose

5. What state produced Devo, The O'Jays, Nine Inch Nails, & Guided By Voices, as well as (in a more readily apparent sense) the band who released "Yummy Yummy Yummy" & "Chewy Chewy" in 1968, and the funk band that had hits with "Fire" and "Love Rollercoaster"? INEBRIATION #LL107 #bestwronganswers

wishing you all a smashing christmas

As a connoisseur of “person on TV annoyingly giving the audience a reading list contextually” this is high tier.

A top priority of any future dem administration should be to cancel student loan contracts with Mohela, which just got veto power over any new student loan forgiveness for ten years www.forbes.com/sites/adammi...

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay More information on dogs

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Please enjoy silly pelican

Thirty officers disqualified from the New York Police Department because they failed psychological exams or background checks will stay on the job, according to an agreement between the city and their union.

Maroon 5 voice: This! Horse! Is! Kicking my dad to death, Kids say goodbye, No grampa anymooore,

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