tfw u carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while she drink so she can get strong too 😌 tfw u forget to come back for Madame Zeroni and u and ur family are cursed for always and eternity 😔

There are many hilarious things about Sparta-obsession on the right, but the funniest is that Sparta was only a hegemonic power for a couple of decades at the very most, and even then they won the Peloponnesian War because of Persian financial support

worth the audio

Emissa voce magna expiravit (Mark 15:37), 1967 #symbolism #dali

hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?

A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall

We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate. (I am going to go cry now)

There’s also a progressive candidate running who HASN’T taken money from Palantir partners @mikesacks.bsky.social : www.mikesacksforcongress.com

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

I was curious how Descriptive Audio handled somebody getting injured, and so here is how that sounds:

I hate to Schumerpost, it’s hacky in its own way. But he and any Democrat like him really need to be steamrolled into oblivion. They’re constantly underselling the dangers of the moment and trying to get us back to the “Republicans Are My Friend, Let’s Give Another Trillion Dollars to Israel” vibe.

This AI-loving newspaper editor is teaching young journalists a valuable lesson: editors can be dumbasses www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

(3/11) A December 2025 Consumer Reports investigation found that Instacart prices for identical items varied by as much as 23% between different users. Instacart characterizes these discrepancies as routine ‘A/B testing’. www.consumerreports.org/money/questi...

Happy Belated Valentine's Day @gailsimone.bsky.social

On top of our stream (STARTING NOW, TWITCH.TV/FRIENDSATTHETABLE), these are now live!

my most prized possession

This mug is the GOAT(se)

Reposting one of my lovely pet birds because she’s adorable and deserves to be seen

Today is Septidi the 27th of Pluviôse in the year 234. Pluviôse is the month of rain. Today we celebrate hazel.#JacobinDay More information on hazel

it’s time to lock in

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

tfw you’re gonna knock a mushroom out of a brick

it's a Jimmy eat world out there

happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️

Great to sit down with Henry Rosoff at Pix 11 to talk about our campaign, democratic socialism, and how the path to a dignified life for working people depends on changing Congress. Here's part of our conversation.

How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.

It's the inverse of 9/11 where you commemorate it by forgetting

Piet Mondrian, Broadway Boogie Woogie, 1942-43

so, full disclosure, I feel like you will get something slightly different than you expect when you click on this!

shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time

oh my god??

"I, a journalist, will accept money in exchange for sponsoring my work and it's not an ethical issue at all because I will simply choose not be influenced by it" like he's the first guy ever to think of that

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

he may not be a Nazi, but he has absolutely abysmal judgement, demonstrable incuriosity, and he gets petulant and defensive when called out for having shit judgement, so not worth attention. And he should be doubted. 20 years with a tattoo and he never bothered to figure out what the hell he got?

Y Tu Mama Tambien is maybe the most influential unrated movie of the last 25 years — apple.news/A6NT7LL6yTIG...

Oh my

I remember visibly cringing when I saw Michelle Zauner do an ad for Google Gemini.

my new job at the EPA is to hunt and destroy every last goddamn bee they’ve ever saved

Pigeon on the TL

Newsmax market cap is down to $684.38 million!

Hey, they have a lane and they ain't swerving from it. It's a very jiggly lane.

Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade

eXistenZ is a movie that anyone working in games should watch. Prescient in a lot of ways, it's also a story about a woman game designer who is getting chased by men who don't like how she designs games. (Yes, really.)

the informal second person plural in english is now "chat"

This is really, really dark. www.wsj.com/world/middle...