the way i buy all the garlic spread from the mediterranean grocery store, call me the toum raider

Every single account on this website is muting me

wow @ past me

i’m the only person on bluesky dot com with a hello kitty avatar

Shoutout my histrionic girls theres nothing wrong with us making everyone else’s lives interesting

Charles Entertainment Chaplin

i’ve watched more movies this year than any other year of my life

not to get too political but look at this

reading a letterboxd review by someone who seemingly missed that one of the characters is revealed to be a serial killer 😭 (either that or their review is “pretty restrained” as well)

my favorite example of evil disney is the removal of benches around disneyland in the 90s because they wanted people to be tired and more likely to purchase food and drinks. in today’s park they probably had to remove them because of foot traffic

Anna Karina - BOTD in 1940

okay

just saw the ad for rayban/oakley x meta smart glasses on instagram as if i needed any more reasons to never leave the house

big plans for tomorrow (wearing my new hair clips)

having an actual studio space would dramatically improve my quality of life if only because it would be easier to cat-proof my room

bug haters are not welcome on my page. grow up

best sunday ever!! 🚂🍜🐶

lovecraftian but in the scrapbooking sense

i don’t understand why people

tfw you have a valley accent (this is the third time this has happened, each time at different cafes 😭)

happy birthday @cl.own.baby !!

the grumpy domino effect

no better display of selfishness than watching my fellow american passengers trip over each other as they deplane

i think we all need to come to terms with the fact that we’ll never be elliot gould with a bandaged nose and $80k cash in 1974

asking everyone at the airport if they’d like to be my mom

Blue sky dot com

“Never go to bed angry” People will often tell you this to stop you waking up too powerful

i’ll be tabling at san diego zine fest on sunday, october 19th at woo! studios. see attached flyer for more info 💕😎

subtweeting the whole world w my epic post “guy who whines”

guy who hates keanu reeves as a person but thinks he’s a talented actor. i finally did it. i came up with a guy who doesn’t exist. no more “guy” posts from me after this

You can't sing about how you're in love with a German film star anymore. The relative decline of the German film industry in the Anglosphere consciousness makes it too unrelatable to modern audiences

#lastfourfriday 🎞️

iOS 26 is here!

this is you when you read my posts btw

i found robert’s homepage

it's fun to guess if everyone is writing deranged night time posts or deranged morning time posts

hanging out with this weird cat

shopping for hair accessories if anyone cares

goot morming :o)

doing things anxious > never doing them

Watched obsessively even tho it triggered a deep-seated and unique anxiety. Think there was an episode where they destroyed somebody’s house or something and double-d says “we don’t have the tools to fix this!!” and that found its own little corner of my brain to live in forever

i know i’m a lame-o cuz ed, edd n eddy used to freak me out as a kid. i was like where are the adults… what if there’s an emergency

i have a growing suspicion that designers in the 70s had the foresight to make women’s clothes look good w/o the use of rigid undergarments. i’m watching klute (1971) rn and wanna burn my entire wardrobe btw

The Underground

Postal workers should wear capes