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xxi. floridian neurotic wizard
staying home for new years means not getting sick
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i love you all
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new year, new sheets
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𝕰𝖘𝖗𝖆🔪
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I am my biggest art project
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mr. cannoli
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just took the last shower of 2026
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wargen
about 7 hours ago
kissing my cats at midnight
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curling up in bed for new years
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grieving a time that has past
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new year's girlfriend🪩
1 day ago
experiencing joy and pleasure tonite king?
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no more sad posts i am happy
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ripping the groupthink out of the society
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cannabis is my harm reduction and i’m not ashamed of surviving
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clean up aisle my eyes
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count stefancula 🦇
2 days ago
can’t decide which new hobby i am going to promptly abandon after starting for the new year.
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how do you pick up the pieces
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𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂 ✩
2 days ago
what do you mean you’re sorry? i just paid the etsy witch to turn you into a toad and she has a no refund policy
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how many people have died for a future they won’t get to see
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life will probably never feel soft and i’m just supposed to cope with it
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Lord Piss
3 days ago
we're all presidents we're all congressmen we're all cops
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𝕰𝖘𝖗𝖆🔪
3 days ago
when faced with darkness, it's my spite that always saves me
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what do you mean time is passing
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dye in hair, listening to deftones
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Serial Experiments Marin
3 days ago
why does America have a hospice program that lets you destroy the country
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dyeing my hair naked
3 days ago
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my entire life i’ve felt like a creature cosplaying a woman
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🐄🥚
7 months ago
men would rather kill than go to a killing themed self help resort and masculine chakra realignment timeshare seminar
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zorabug 🐛
4 days ago
wait… my mind is beautiful and based
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need a singular bunker with 70 weather radios
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serotonin syndrome sounds like it should be fun
4 days ago
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+100000000 stamina
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Emma™
5 days ago
hearing that your experiences in early childhood shape your personality even into adulthood was my personal 9/11
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don’t smoke alcohol
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ate all my mangos
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yeah a brain would think a brain is the best organ
add a skeleton here at some point
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me calling the brain my favorite organ is a little self-centered
5 days ago
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we need to repopularize physical media
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cat needs to use her DBT workbook and distress tolerance
6 days ago
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spoiled cat bit me in front of my therapist, absolutely embarrassing herself with her lack of emotional regulation
6 days ago
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took a bunch of miralax for christmas
6 days ago
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maybe it’s cuz i’m living in a hotel but christmas doesn’t feel like christmas this year
7 days ago
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THOЯN 𓆸
8 days ago
do not ever put me in a situation!!!!
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Cats of Yore
8 days ago
Nothing says Christmas like a whole wheat kitty loaf warming on the radiator. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s (in case you can't tell by the rainbow of browns).
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minimal pain today, very happy with the outcome of my procedure
8 days ago
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you’ll spend the rest of your life learning to live with the shit that happened years ago, but fuck maybe it’s worth it
9 days ago
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TENS unit and sushi
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Doghouse Reilly
9 days ago
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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guys i feel great
9 days ago
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surgery went wonderful
9 days ago
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surgery in an hour
10 days ago
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