An Egyptian priestess wrote on her stela that she didn't believe mummies would awaken after death. She tells her spouse to enjoy himself on Earth because only darkness awaits him. Original post

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they should invent an ear that’s not itchy

same as it ever was

being fixed would fix me

computer why do i feel lonely

eye twitches

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I roast the hearts of your enemies. (OGC)

either eat me out or eat me whole

yes it was over five years ago, yes i will keep holding a grudge

still petty abt the fact no one mourned me while i was so sick in high school

thought about coffee once and now i’m on the toilet

play the end credits already

death to america

i think therefore i larp

not to be a doomer or anything

the grass is greener on the other side because i fucking planted it

i only eat strawberries that were homeschooled so

so sore today

This picture used in reference to William Dorsey Swann, is not Swann, but vaudevillian Jack Brown. Jack performed drag across the world with Les Nègres in the early 1900s. Filmmaker Louis Lumière filmed Les Nègres dancing the Cake-Walk, which remains the oldest known video of drag performers.

tried to gracefully open a bag of chips and it exploded everywhere

the devil went down to florida

you don’t have to let me out of the closet just slide a sweet treat under please

Guys we have to sharpen our minds into knives & cut the world

there is a crack in everything , that's where the rot sets in

me and that one show that is absolutely a slopfest but i have to finish it

maybe you were meant for this twin

guys do i watch twin peaks

when the sun hits

happy faggot month to all the faggots who celebrate

i really want to make more irl friends but i don’t want to bog down people with my issues

most importantly i am free in all the ways you are not

spreading my legs to release a swarm of locusts

it gets funnier and funnier

Ancient Greek theater Masks.

cat is nosy today

What I see when someone asks me if I'd like to hold the baby:

bout to cosplay an opossum and eat a pound of fruit

the whistling is the loudest it’s ever been but you just keep dancing

for my last trick, i will eat myself ouroboros style

bidding my heart

it will swallow you whole one way or another

never watched twilight but alice is fine

Guys i decided we don’t care about that anymore & we’re moving on

i would blow up a space rocket for way less money than these bozos