I remember when people were trying to charge 100s of dollars for monsteras with variegation

Once again, arm

I love graph theory

The Handmaid’s Tale but about bottoms

live your dreams

Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't

Sleepy

Of all the things that Microsoft applications have done to me, Word switching my spellcheck to British English is the most offensive

I love it when a guy looks like somebody dragged all of the character customization sliders to one extreme or the other

BREAKING: Leo XIV, the first American pope, is reportedly conflicted about the second Trump administration. While the pontiff decries their “inhuman treatment of immigrants”, he has “respect for [Trump’s] commitment to the Catholic tradition of pedophilia”.

Sleepy

Starting a religious group that refuses to use any technology invented after Windows Vista

BREAKING: Leo XIV, the first American pope, is reportedly conflicted about the second Trump administration. While the pontiff decries their “inhuman treatment of immigrants”, he has “respect for [Trump’s] commitment to the Catholic tradition of pedophilia”.

Some of you don’t understand how babygirl I really am

Extroverts and introverts are just social tops and social bottoms respectively.

Why yes, this is pretty much the exact same quarter zip I wore yesterday

Good morning

Guy who identifies as a progressive but refuses to say the words “Israel” or “Palestine”

Gay guys love to be like “Meta is an evil corporation bent on supporting the fascist takeover of America. Please follow my Instagram at the link below🤪”

You mean indica?

sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"

Cozy bear season

Me

It snowed here and I immediately became so cozy-pilled it’s crazy

Baby gay in my office came to me excited about gay marriage not getting overturned and I feel bad that I was not completely able to reciprocate her excitement. I just feel so worn down by politics generally

Paul Mall

Beefy

Sideways Roku city

Good morning internet hoes

I’m getting word that it’s Friday

People act like depression, anxiety, or “neurodivergence” generally are distinct and understood biological states and not loosely defined categories based on symptoms.

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

Religions should not be protected classes, thanks for coming to my TED talk

I think sometimes the Discourse forgets that religions are ideologies and being opposed to ideologies is normal and fine I bet there are a few that you are opposed to lmao

Hair is getting a little too poofy, may be time for a haircut

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

I thinking owning a dog in an apartment is usually animal abuse

Couple of scans that I like!

There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes

Watching the centrist dem data gays I’m mutuals with posting a lot about yesterday’s elections but not mentioning Mamdani at all is hilarious

My wokeness will blot out the sun

Sources say the former governor's ass dick and balls were in "crazy" condition.

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Never heard of musuo, but some people appear very passionate about it