Comparing the US economy to the Titanic bodes incredibly well

They should invent water that kills people

If you drink milk, you are a sick freak

I’ve been accused of being a Bernie bro, but I wrote in Hillary in 2020 and 2024! I’m still with her!

Shapiro: “How dare you accuse me of dual loyalty?!?” Shapiro:

If a parent ever pisses you off, teach their kid how to talk to ChatGPT about their mental health

Heated Rivalry is for gay millennials what Twilight was for teenage girls

I have feelings when someone follows my alt but doesn’t follow back on this account

“our brown shirts that say we did NOT target a child seem to be raising questions already answered by our brown shirts”

Maybe we should let people follow their self destructive impulses so that they don’t move on to outwardly destructive behavior

It’s hard for me to not see people using ChatGPT for therapy as natural selection.

How’s my bear face?

Cultivating mass

Just know, that every time I don’t respond to your post with something weird, I die a little inside

I am just a simple small-town lawyer but I really can’t think of a more toxic and self-defeating political strategy than telling your constituents the things they care about are “a distraction.”

If you ever want to have some fun, let a British person know you don’t consider them European

I’m significantly less hopeful than some of you about a future administration getting some kind of retribution on anyone, considering how much the Biden admin went out of their way to do nothing last time

British guy looking at the descent of America: this is about me, actually

Do you ever feel anxious, and attribute it to a situation, then that situation gets resolved, and you still feel that same anxiousness?

Don’t talk to me or my son or my other son, ever again

Gay guys love to be obsessed with pop girls that no one has ever heard of

I’m baby

Oh you know, just Sunday things

Hillary flopped so that Kamala could flop harder

For all of the shit Jeffrey Epstein did, at least he didn’t spell it “Geoffrey”

Truly cursed barnes and noble display

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

I guess it makes sense because queer people are disproportionately graphic artists, but I would love to be able to support the community by hiring a queer general contractor.

Gay people love to say stuff like “at least all this trauma made me funny 🤪” and then not be funny

Why are 50% of queer businesses just websites that sell graphic t shirts? 😭

breathtakingly embarrassing for absolutely everyone involved lol

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I think that people don’t comprehend that the state has been unapologetically beating young people’s asses basically nonstop & charging us with massive crimes for protesting since at least Occupy Wall Street & growing up like that has a chilling effect on the way people engage with democracy

I am going to become the joker

Nothing makes me feel better about being an American than seeing how fixated some people are on Americans and American culture.

Where the unc-ed up shawties at?

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Bari Weiss is the Pete Buttigieg of the right

Racial Affirmative Action (1961-2023, 62 years) existed in the US for > twice as long as ICE has (2003-Present, 23 years)

I think that the left would be a far more effective political bloc if they embraced bullying

you small brained rubes might be alarmed to see Democrats running the exact same messaging that has failed to produce results for decades *heh* clearly you dont know about the Secret Plan

:^)

When a customer service person is overly polite to me, it makes me feel bad, because I know the company is making them talk like that

Very in demand at work which makes me feel good and needed, but also makes me busy and very stressed

Oh neat a hobby, wait that’s just media consumption