Is Bernie Sanders babygirl?

Passenger princess mode activated

People love to say they “pissed off the internet” when what actually happened is one guy called them stupid.

The internet has ruined slang. It’s too easy to just look up what it means I should never have known what “rizz” or “gyatt” mean

Should get out of bed but we are so cozy

Offering sexual favors in exchange for a foil version of the furby secret lair

I don’t think that anyone truly believes all kink shaming is bad. People just define kink as to not include the kinks they view as harmful.

LEAVE IKEA ALONE! 🤬😡🤬

Unfollowing some people that only post NSFW content because this is now my SFW account. If I unfollowed you and you want to be mutuals with my alt, DM me

Feeling very babygirl

We are shocked to confirm that our beloved @gayslay.com has been raptured. At this time, we ask for respect as we process this sudden ascension. We have no statement prepared as, frankly, it never seemed like he was that into the whole God thing. - the @gayslay.com team

Isolationism is when the US doesn’t dominate the globe

People are dunking on this, but having worked in the field of police oversight for the last four years, listening to residents from every part of a major U.S. city, it doesn't surprise me at all. A few points 🧵

I think if we want a just society, atheists need to complain about Jewish holidays the same amount we complain Christmas

Tbh, I don’t think we can have bisexual awareness day until the community takes responsibility for Ezra Miller

Spiking my friends’ drinks with Tylenol so they will start playing magic the gathering with me

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — UN chief warns that God’s mercy is finite and there is nowhere to run

When you get mad at me for my posts, this is literally who you are mad at

The number of gay men on here who make a performative post about politics every other hour, but still won’t get off of Instagram is ridiculous

Forcing my bf to listen to me explain all the changes they made in the film adaptation of the long walk

You should have to be autistic to run for public office

She let me hit because my my mom took Tylenol while pregnant

genuinely crying at this one

Still don’t fuck with Disney

Happy Sunday

We all need more hugs.

huh?

To people who still use Twitter, meta platforms, or are staying subscribed to Disney plus. Where do you draw the line? What would Zuckerberg have to do for you to get off insta?

Wearing the type of bracelets a white girl getting a little too into eastern spirituality would wear

I do not advocate political violence, but

Puts on my biblically accurate foil hat: What if pop-mart is an Israeli-backed hasbara materialistic distraction?

When someone has their turn signal on but then proceeds straight through an intersection

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Tank top was getting a little tight during my workout

A national day of remembrance where you aren't allowed to quote anything the person being remembered said without losing your job

Queer guys bleaching their hair is the equivalent of flying the flag upside down.

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

I don’t support political violence but we have to do something about these labubus

What is the least disgusting way to eat 250g of protein a day?

Does this mean that they are gonna get the trains running on time?

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Tank top was getting a little tight during my workout

Your mom is a major terrorist organization

Promoting constructive dialogue and the free exchange of ideas by firing everyone who quotes Charlie Kirk verbatim and designating them as a major terrorist organization

You cannot kill me in a way that matters.