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MSNBC reveals dark money group "Democracy Unmuted" has been paying influencers $1,500 per negative post about Kat Abughazaleh One post from TheWokeGinger, with over 1,000,000 followers, recited whole sentences from the Democracy Unmuted brief

I assumed she was significantly older, probably because she played an old character on Arrested Development in the early 2000s. And maybe also because of the LizaMinnelliOutlives account

Something something

The fact that I have the urge to make multiple different contrarian posts right now, probably means I shouldn’t post any of them

Wanting to share my opinion on something but seeing people with similar opinions get dunked on

LLM son or MLM daughter

This is psychotic but sometimes I feel like an LLM. As if what I say is just the output of some flow chart in my brain rather than actually thought.

“Hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we thought you’d be love to hear about our wholistic supplement MLM”

Are they intentionally making search engines worse to promote LLMs?

Beefy

What is the most impactful thing that humans have discovered since onion rings?

I’m so dadpilled rn

from tree sap to lubricant to cum and squirt, homosexuals have always been drawn to a myriad of goos and slimes

Competitive wokism

Why am I wearing this sweater? It is somehow now 70 outside

I like trains

Scruffy

I have the same reaction to this font that a cat has to the sound of a snake

*Looks down at you judgmentally*

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A question as old as time

Repost you in a singlet

Reclined

Started watching Survivor but turned it off when I saw it was 3 hours long. I refuse to watch an episode of television that is longer than the Fellowship of the Ring

I don’t think there is a meaningful distinction between content and art

Study finds short-form video addiction is correlated with lower frontal brain activity — and reduced ability to focus 📱 (via Frontiers)

American should take a cue from game of thrones and give bastard children weird regional last names based on where they were born

At this point, when I see something with a cartoonish art style, I just assume it’s AI

CAT checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

I cannot stop making this fucking face when I take selfies

The thought is not that education should have remained in person during the pandemic, but that that institutions should refund fees (or prorate them to those charged for online courses) for in person education they were unable to provide during the pandemic.

If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.

Name a hobby outside of media consumption, quickly.

Sadly, being annoying sometimes makes a guy even hotter

Hello

Not sure if my back is just sore from rows or if I fucked up my back lmao

Everybody in the Free Masons applied to Epstein Island first and got rejected

This severance ass hallway

Lifting with menace

Eating several cows worth of wagyu beef at hot pot with bae

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

If the church really wanted to get Gen Z they’d start talking about soulmaxing