Loot that drops after defeating me: - a reusable face mask - a small, half-empty bottle of hand sanitizer - an old USB power bank with outdated connectors - a LEGO brick separator - a @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social bookmark - a TWSBI fountain pen with purple ink

Kill Bill with Big Naturals

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and welcome to Jackass!

post a witch (or three)

Just arrived in the mail: The gorgeous @subpress.bsky.social edition of "Dear Lord Akeldama" by @gailcarriger.bsky.social and "Era of the Eclipse" by @timpratt.org #BookHaul

What’s it like inside your head?

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

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If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only.)

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head. Annihilation Cabin in the Woods A Quiet Place Companion

Windows 10 support ends on October 14 and there's a link floating around with instructions to enroll for an additional year of security updates, but I'm not linking to that chatgpt article so here's what you do. Settings Update & Security Windows Update Initiate Enrollment

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand It’s working as intended

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

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Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

MORE MURDERBOT MORE MURDERBOT📣📣📣📣 #booksky

Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

If you see this, quote with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE.

Age verification? Back in my day we had to walk uphill through the snow to get to the internet, and by snow I mean the sound of a 2400 baud modem handshaking, and by uphill I mean dialing into a BBS, then invoking arcane protocols to turn it into an internet gateway.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”

Latest @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social #BookHaul, featuring @annaguirre.bsky.social, @hanalee.bsky.social, @older.bsky.social, Soyoung Park, @aptshadow.bsky.social, @meganeokeefe.bsky.social and @caitlinstarling.com

What are you wearing to the bsky prom?

Occasional horny on main 😍

I'm glad you said "at least". It would be impossible to pick just one; even picking 4 is hard. - Overgrowth by Mira Grant (aka @seananmcguire.bsky.social) - Flight of the Fallen by @hanalee.bsky.social - Teo's Durumi by Elaine U. Cho - The Folded Sky by @matociquala.bsky.social

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Quote with a movie gif from the year you turned 18

Latest @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social #BookHaul featuring @garethlpowell.bsky.social, @rebeccathorne.bsky.social, @seananmcguire.bsky.social, Cory Doctorow, Emily Yu-Xuan Qin and @amalelmohtar.com The event with Cory Doctorow yesterday was excellent, it's always amazing to hear him talk.

LRT: An excellent idea. For International Women's Day, recommend ten books by women writers. 1. Rats and Gargoyles by Mary Gentle A formative book from my youth. New Weird before its time. A mysterious and vibrant city, strange inhabitants, and a compelling plot.

For International Women's Day, recommend ten books by women writers. I'll play.

Wes Craven’s Home Alone

Neat, I've got about 75% of the follower count here that I had after a million years on twitter Maybe this bluesky thing is working and it'll be possible to... promote things here?! Let's see: I've written a new story every month for my Patreon since 2015. Join me! www.patreon.com/c/timpratt

show me the ship that altered your brain chemistry (I'm old)

Saw a prompt ask who you’d want to narrate your life and it’s

My attitude going into the new year.

Latest @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social #BookHaul featuring J.S. Dewes, @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, @samtasticbooks.bsky.social, Neal Stephenson and T.L. Huchu

Just arrived: The stunning signed lettered @subpress.bsky.social edition of Nettle & Bone by @tkingfisher.com I love books with clamshell cases, I wish more publishers did them.

Latest @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social #BookHaul Featuring @sillysyntax.bsky.social, @kashinggiwa.bsky.social, @acwise.bsky.social, @hildur.bsky.social, @rebeccathorne.bsky.social, @seananmcguire.bsky.social, Neal Asher, Peter F. Hamilton, Brandon Sanderson & Kazu Kibuishi

Just arrived: Three beautiful Illumicrate #Evernight editions of horror novels by @tkingfisher.com Covers, endpapers and sprayed edges are all gorgeous. Art wrapped in art wrapped in art 🥰

What is your current social media strategy?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Therapist: what do we say to people to let them know we're welcoming them into our lives? Me: my safe word is Hyacinthe Therapist: no

Latest @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social #BookHaul, featuring books by @aliettedb.bsky.social, @cmpriest.bsky.social, @tkingfisher.com, Keanu Reeves & China Mieville, and James S.A. Corey.

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