You can’t just have generic existential dread. You really have to find your Nietzsche and Kierkegaard it.

Only 80 more followers until 5,000. Care to help a bookstore out?

If you keep running with that lollipop in your mouth, you may swallow it accidentally. Then you’ll have to slow down because you’ll be lolligagging.

If you think everything feels up in the air already, just wait until the rapture.

To everyone just logging on who is confused by the rapture talk… you’re probably feeling left behind. Good, that means you’re all caught up.

I asked my state rep to include a provision that allows citizens to unmask ice like they’re Scooby Doo villains. Can any lawyers tell me whether that was included in the bill Newsom signed today?

If the Trump Administration wants to arrest critics of the country who think it’s not great, they may want to investigate the Trump campaign circa 2021-2025. Biggest haters of America I’ve ever seen. Even criticized the President.

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If this were MySpace, the government would require we all included ✨certain people ✨ in our Top 8 to show our fealty to the country.

Thank you everyone who came out to see me at @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social tonight! Boise! I will see you tomorrow!

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Inflation is getting so bad even the speech is not free anymore.

Q: How do you make a pirate stop talking? A: You put them in the brig of an American Censorship.

We’re like one week away from changing our name to Kirkmenistan, aren’t we?

Today is a great day to support: Independent bookstores Independent journalism Independent media Independent thought

We should not be in a place where criticizing the President means your broadcast license gets revoked. Nor should we be in a place where the President owns and de facto operates a media company that can buy that broadcast license from an FCC controlled by his lackeys.

Forget the Constitution, they’ve managed to trample all over the Magna Carta and like, 9 out of the 10 Commandments.

Me: “I feel your pain.” Homme: “Get your filthy hands off of my baguette” Me: “Geez, you don’t have to be so croûte.”

First Colbert, now Kimmel? You KNOW the 1st Amendment is ☠️ when even powerful white men lose their jobs for being critical of the regime.

Which late night talk show has the nicest couch? That’s the one JD Vance will take over next week.

The gaslighting about how this *waves hand* is not fascism is off the charts, but it won’t be long until we hear Fox and Friends with Benefits say “Sure, he’s a fascist, but he’s OUR fascist. Americans should be proud we have the best fascism!”

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It seems the comfortable folk need reminding: political violence is a much more common occurrence in this country for some communities than for those to whom it feels a shocking aberration. If only every instance were as unacceptable and as much a catalyst to change as others.

Today is a great day to write the book you’ve always wanted but have never found.

The irony of Chobani, a yogurt company, working with people who make getting rid of cultures their political mission. I'm sure they'll tell us they ferment nothing by it.

Happy National Hispanic and Latine Heritage Month! This year, celebration and recognition are not enough. This administration is fighting tooth and nail to reduce these identities to one thing: immigrant. Hispanic & Latine people are being targeted for their skin color, their language, their jobs.

OH HEY guess what showed up in the local San Diego paper today!! I'm going to be at @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social on Saturday at 2pm--come join me! It's going to be fun, I promise.

I’ve figured out who the FBI is getting all of the incorrect information from about Tyler Robertson.

Can we all admit that Trump reassigning thousands of FBI agents who had been tasked with monitoring far-right extremists probably played some part in Charlie Kirk’s de@th? That fact terrified me at the time and I feel worse after this week.

Good morning ☀️ to everyone whose favorite form of exercise is going on a long run-on sentence.

“You’re so tight,” they say, trying to slide their entire volume into the open space on the bookshelf.

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The truth is that I’m only a radical left lunatic when the moon comes out and I transform into a werewolf. Once my transformation is complete, I howl all night for universal healthcare. Some people call me a socially awarewolf.

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They will move on to the next tragedy to try and blame trans people again. We cannot let them recklessly demonize the trans community.

There’s no room in politics for calling people Nazis, because they let the first guy become the current Vice President and he won’t let anyone else join him on the couch for some reason.

Dear @bsky.app please change your character limit to match threads so I don’t have to figure out how to cut down or break up my painstakingly parsed posts.

Donald Trump Jr.: “I can't name a mass attack in the last year or two that wasn't committed by a transgender lunatic." Let me help you out then, Jr.: - 2025 Midtown Manhattan shooting - 2025 Lexington shootings - 2025 Florida State University shooting - 2025 UPMC Memorial Hospital shooting

When it comes to politics, too many people think it’s more important to protect CK’s right to say some folk should not exist in society than it is to protect every individual’s right to exist in society. 1/7

My therapist: “Feel free to speak your mind.” Me, uncertainly: 😮 Me: ✋😮 Me, still: ✋😮🤚 My therapist: “Mind, not mime.”

Is Donald Trump Americas first AI president? That video is 😬 all kinds of sus

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to post online with the time that is given us.” - J/K Tolkien

I don’t remember the White House lowering their flags to fly at half staff when Melissa Hortman and her husband were gunned down.

The best way to honor Charlie’s memory, Gavin, is to remember his legacy for what it is: as a cheerleader and mouthpiece for a political movement that is trying to oppress and erase from public life anyone who did not look like him. …

The media will be filled today with people saying “political violence is never the answer.” To all those people: fucking act like you mean it. Condemn Trump’s daily calls for violence against his enemies, demonization and dehumanizing language, and his celebration of extrajudicial…

Trump: "Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR.” Chicago:

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It’s called Project 2025, not Project 2025-2029. The fascist agenda has to be implemented before the midterms because they know everything they’re doing is deeply unpopular. They don’t care what you think. They just need enough power to protect themselves from the majority who oppose them.

It’s Saturday, which means you’re legally obligated to sat your booty down and read a book.

Let’s be honest: the Department of Defense is now the Department of FOREIGN War. Because the Department of Homeland Security—with its loyal army of ICE agents occupying cities across the U.S.—is now the Department of Domestic War.