The Haunting of Groverhaus

indie horror film where bodybuilders are locked in a room arguing what constitutes “every other day”

Bluesky users be like

Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

omg there's an album of shakuhachi arrangement for hildegard von binegn

google wtf is this

it's not clear to me if the tourists i encounter around GGB and sausalito lack a theory or mind or are simply Furtive

Imagine trying to implement other social programs like this! Like replacing taxpayer-funded food stamps with an unfunded mandate that grocery stores sell 30% of their food at a loss.

incidentally getting better at LLM interaction has also made me better at bullying

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

obsessed with the quirky in-person events tech companies used to have (netscape navigator jazz festival, yahoo nationwide yodel challenge, etc)

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

cycling commentary is the best sports commentary because it’s mostly rural europe tourism improv. “this road is where the expensive houses are” “that’s a church”

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.

Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social) "game where you magnify horses" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...

there must be a french guy out there named Brock LeBoeuf

this is simply false. kids who learn only “cursive” and not Spencerian hand will be laughed out of the room when they can’t sign their names in the Ornamental Penman’s way, much less securing employment working on ledgers at our esteemed railroad companies

Ashton Kutcher’s a real one for this.

Cziffra's interpretation of the Ocean etude, wow

Drafts are for losers. The me of fifteen minutes ago bears no resemblance to the me now, I don’t need to keep his thoughts.

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/11/01/809C0C4C-DD74-4660-A1D0-98EF53422F88/IMG_4241.mov

do i have this right, we have a Dick Spotswood who’s obsessed with Wiener?

what's this spammer got against wichita falls

what's a wasm disassembler and assembler that can both faithfully roundtrip and supports all the proposals? wabt lacks support for a few proposals, and binaryen doesn't faithfully roundtrip

My proposal is to add an infix tetration operator `***` to JavaScript. For example, `3 *** 3` would evaluate to `7625597484987`; this would be one of about five possible meaningful results the operator was capable of producing (maybe ten if we allow BigInts)

you want it to be one way, but it’s the other way, Charlie Brown

pronouncing lede the greek way

Believe it or not I'm still hiring: jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself

woke up today worried about how easy it is to mishear “crowfriend” as “girlfriend”

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

thanks appreciate it

the perfect lock screen

my thesis for american media is that all commercials are for down plaque psoriasis commercials. i will not be elaborating at this time

JSC is still hiring! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

who doesn’t know what chocolates are in the box they’re buying? i always know exactly what’s in the box because it says it right there on the box

*twitch* struct { int (*log)(const char *, ...); } console = { printf }; #‌define f

New blog post: I am a Rust compiler engineer looking for a new job nnethercote.github.io/2025/07/18/l...

We're hiring JavaScriptCore VM engineers in Cupertino, CA. Good opportunity to work on some truly foundational tech that underpins web performance in Apple products. jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

last (working) day at Google. it was an honor and a privilege to work on V8.

why don't US sunscreens print nutritional info on the bottle?

wouldn't 30 over 30 be more prestigious? both more people and more people operating at a high level. of course i'm better than a 4 year old