what's this spammer got against wichita falls

what's a wasm disassembler and assembler that can both faithfully roundtrip and supports all the proposals? wabt lacks support for a few proposals, and binaryen doesn't faithfully roundtrip

My proposal is to add an infix tetration operator `***` to JavaScript. For example, `3 *** 3` would evaluate to `7625597484987`; this would be one of about five possible meaningful results the operator was capable of producing (maybe ten if we allow BigInts)

you want it to be one way, but it’s the other way, Charlie Brown

pronouncing lede the greek way

Believe it or not I'm still hiring: jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself

woke up today worried about how easy it is to mishear “crowfriend” as “girlfriend”

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

thanks appreciate it

the perfect lock screen

my thesis for american media is that all commercials are for down plaque psoriasis commercials. i will not be elaborating at this time

JSC is still hiring! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

who doesn’t know what chocolates are in the box they’re buying? i always know exactly what’s in the box because it says it right there on the box

*twitch* struct { int (*log)(const char *, ...); } console = { printf }; #‌define f

New blog post: I am a Rust compiler engineer looking for a new job nnethercote.github.io/2025/07/18/l...

We're hiring JavaScriptCore VM engineers in Cupertino, CA. Good opportunity to work on some truly foundational tech that underpins web performance in Apple products. jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

last (working) day at Google. it was an honor and a privilege to work on V8.

why don't US sunscreens print nutritional info on the bottle?

wouldn't 30 over 30 be more prestigious? both more people and more people operating at a high level. of course i'm better than a 4 year old

i am convinced every special flavored potato chips with a fancy name is just rebranded ketchup chips

what IS an everything app?

somehow the dialogue of Episode 1 is even worse than i remembered. one of the first things jar jar says is "exsqueezeme"

where can i get high res copies of the ms teams lawyer shark stickers

the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way

i'm waiting for the day when a candidate asks _me_ a dynamic programming question at the end, when i as the interviewer ask them if they have any questions for me

black mirror ass error message

@jfbastien.com i’d like to use memory_order_relaxed with SIMD intrinsics. is this a thing that’s possible in C++?

youtube recommendation algorithm remains utterly convinced that 1) i really want to learn convolutions and 2) i find them incomprehensible and difficult. i keep clicking not interested and they keep coming back.

remember the raw selvedge era where you paid $300 for super uncomfortable jeans that bled color? what the hell was that

are there epic or legendary earth magnets

Your outie dances in light and in shadow and is a great favorite. Your outie never sleeps. Your outie says he will never die.

so this morning i got trapped in the bathroom as the door latch broke. luckily my wife was there and jimmied the door open with a card. always poop with the door open, don’t take chances with your life

jerry: kramer, what do you have in your mouth? kramer: italian wedding jerry, on the go. no more bowls jerry: soup flavored candy? kramer: it’s Soup You Can Suck On, jerry george: my father choked on chicken noodle once, had to get surgery www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...

Bridgeway is the main road in Sausalito, the southernmost city in Marin. While drivers can use US-101, bicyclists traveling between Marin and SF must use Bridgeway. However, a main section lacks a bike lane. Sign this petition to support the proposed plan! actionnetwork.org/petitions/br...

man, collided with a pedestrian on the GGB east sidewalk because he walked backwards from the walk side to the bike side suddenly. dunno what the lesson is… stop biking across the bridge during weekdays?

lol fucking covid, went from 210w @ 160bpm to 200w @ 175bpm

the Nordschleife feels very ungerman to me somehow. need a german to enlighten me

what's going on in the "my partner bought me a new car for christmas" households? do they have completely separate finances or did one person just spend a bunch of money without discussing it

covid got me after all this time. gonna be real pissed if this kills my fitness

if i can “grapple with facts”, can i also melee facts? cqc facts? can i win or do the facts always win?

stakeholder alignment meetings should start with a recital of Carver’s Late Fragment

why is every neighborhood “coveted”? a man should not covet, but yearn

did you know that “listicle” is a portmanteau for “list testicle”

what does “one shotted by” mean outside of video games? does it mean “consumed by” or something?

why are people following me i have said nothing of value on this site

Threads is what i imagine kendall roy would have paid for after being told, like, fucking, it’s seeded with all bangers all the time bro

airplane companies will just throw carbon fiber away it’s so cheap. joe you can look this up on the internet right now it’s true. they say “expired” but do you know anyone who eats carbon fiber?

thinking back, the raw selvedge jeans fad was pretty funny. let’s take out a step in the manufacturing process that makes the jeans comfortable, and also let’s bump the price