Ancient Rome must have been so cool I bet all their video games were based

want to give zero parades a shot but alas i am stuck without a windows machine

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May 18, 1980 | 8:32 a.m. The ground shudders. A M5.1 quake hits beneath Mount St. Helens. Weakened critically, the north face bulge collapses outward. Within seconds, a pyroclastic density surge bursts through the disintegrating slope. The clock strikes zero.

reading the middle english mystical book The Cloud of Unknowing, and the author refers to the reader as "Ghostly friend in God" and like, goddamn is that so much better than "my [brother/sister/sibling] in christ"

showing the grandkids all the bored apes i copy-pasted to my hard drive like a ww2 vet showing off his prized luger as a spoil of war.

adding a new verse about it to this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP0-...

showing the grandkids all the bored apes i copy-pasted to my hard drive like a ww2 vet showing off his prized luger as a spoil of war.

sue me is icumen in cuz i sang cuckoo

Black and white TV is dying. Color TV struggles to be born. This is a time of Munsters.

protesting LLM-assisted writing by making my sentences as baroque and impenetrable as possible

prescription TV screen so i can take my glasses off when i lay down on the couch to watch something

sometimes all i want to do is play destiny 2 launch campaign but alas i cannot

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@tarbyloew.bsky.social mijo... :( ah no, es un elote.

I get why they were blocked, this is tantamount to a slur in the vampire community

sometimes, when i read these quotes from the book out of sequence and out of context, it feels a bit like reading scripture lol

to comprehend it aright, you must know something of the curious internal structure of the thing operated upon

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

chip's challenge, no question.

feels like using the word 'zephyr' in a work of creative writing is a prerequisite for you to get your author's wings, as it were.

all girls know is yearn for the intractable, eat hot chip, and lay in bed.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: san manuel bueno, mártir continues to be my favorite book

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

no, babe. you’re not “defending western civilization.” you are a dip shit

this is the best, most succinct encapsulation of the game grifter sphere i’ve ever read

When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

well we already know he had the first three episodes of rwby on there

like the animorphs but for design language - the skeuomorphs

classic seattle may

even just going back to shakespeare and cervantes can shock you with how present and prescient they feel. don quixote, especially if you read a modern translation, feels like it could have been published last year. that's just 400 years ago, to say nothing of ancient and medieval authors.

tfw ur not fae yoker uve got nae business bein in yoker

watching the jovana nogic show apparently. goddamn.

Sitcom dad on a 1980’s show that seems vaguely Christian but never mentions Jesus

good reminder for me to start regularly posting on my professional account. only social media site i've joined for my editing gig, because people here seem to actually interact with accounts in their interests and communities.

people should play mixtape, imo. go buy it rn.

lol insane how much i idolized these craven idiots as a child.

started up mixtape. what an insanely charming game.

decided to bring this one over.

for my money, the most underrated anti fascist anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ga2...

his mistake is not typing out *i inhale sharply like there's cocaine in the ether* after every 200 characters. then it would be a perfect ai prompt.

The heavyweight champion alt-history mindfuck is "what if Carthage won the Punic Wars," unquestionably.

thinking about going off the deep end and describing every pattern i see as a "syzygy" especially things that are not even close to being syzygies.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

when something I like includes a reference to something else: "oh damn, ball knower, good shit" when something I don't like includes a reference to something else: