Roblox is almost 20 years old and has been one of the most popular games on the market for at least ten of those years Genshin Impact is old enough that 18-year-olds entering their freshman year at game design schools played it when they were 13

It pains me that there is an entire generation of people who have now grown up trained to view manipulative, engagement-farming gambling games as the norm for video games. There are countless people who have formative, nostalgic memories of opening loot boxes and the excitement of gacha ten-pulls

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

name a bigger downgrade

Its never been easier to not buy new games

conversely: you can go to bed at 7 pm if you want. it's pretty good honestly. sleep for 12 hours buddy nobody's stopping you. I'll never leave my house

she's no ordinary character, she's a prophet

guy who just finished making a comic for the better part of the year voice: i shoul d draw a comic

I think "most physical games require a download to even work nowadays" is one of my strongest pet peeves in that it will get me to pick fights with strangers if seen in the wild lol there is considerable data about this exact thing and it is just plain false. Stop handing that one to publishers.

"Stark Industries was a pionner in the field of technology since its foundation in 1939, 50 years before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up the Jam'."

"but what if i give you invalid data" uh. don't?? why would u do that to me

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My last word on the matter

You ever get really high while playing a cozy video game and accidentally name 4 different cows cheeseburger or is that just me?

when they dig it up: "ahhhh after ten thousand years i'm free! it's time to conquer earth!!"

imagine an archaelogist finding this in 1000 years

A Barn Owl perched in the perfect position for a picture. Always a great day when you see them before it gets too dark! #birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife

Smart people in Hollywood made a film based on the board game Battleship in 2012, and you would not believe the cast if I listed it here.

an open source tool that I think has undergone a similar glow-up to Blender/Godot is Inkscape. I remember using this like over a decade ago and it was ass, but now it's awesome

Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰

my magnum opus

dolly dimpley will never beat the simplicity of

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced." ~ Søren Kierkegaard November Afternoon (1881) 🎨 Alfred Sisley

me: I'm gonna go outside outside: I'm gonna rain so much there's an elevated risk of flooding

this is the best software ever written

relaying this to my family and i got the whole car cracking up

today my teacher in japanese class wanted to teach us how to text using a japanese keyboard, which she then put up on the class tv. she asked us to send our favorite emoji, and i really didn't think this would send but

some times I'm like "man we're fucked" and then I'm reminded how stupidly resilient Americans are

Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.

I think your problem is that middlebrow is a gateway, right? So if something really takes off, something that starts as obscure becomes extremely saturated and no longer novel. Either it becomes pop culture or it becomes a weird historical artifact.

do the highbrow jokes but make the characters all Peter Griffin

I was noticing how Instagram really pushes bad habits on artists. Like, if I do broader humor, or jokes with pop culture tie in, or vaguely hot takes, I'm showered with attention. Often stuff I consider artistically better gets nowhere. But, this is how you build a corpus people care about?

If I don't know my password, nobody else can either >:)

Tired: two-factor authentication Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my spherical wife"

I come home to my perfectly spherical wife. she does not greet me because her firmware is updating. we are happy.

Food trucks have such unique names these days

Day 384

oouuhghghghg got some professional and useful concrit on something and now my soul has turned into a crumpled ball of tissue

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