For the second year running, Liverpool chip shop owner Mubinul Hoque and his team served a free Christmas Day meal to anyone who needed it. Portlands chippy supported NHS staff, carers, emergency + key workers, older people, vulnerable members of the community, and anyone spending Christmas alone ❤️

Oh thank fuck- a day not trying to be sociable

How I’m walking out of 2025

What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: “Yippee-kay-yay motheravatar”

Is he wearing a kimono?

This is the lovely Nigel Farage. The photographer gave him a message before he went to support the Boxing Day hunt. He’d hate it if people shared this and signed the petition for a proper ban on fox hunting - protectthewild.org.uk/our-campaign...

Make a Bond movie casual YOLO

Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️

Afraid fairytale of New York was their second greatest achievement

I may have eaten all the cheese footballs

“Are you trans?” “No” “Well come on in”

Monday: final big shop, def not going out before Christmas Day Tuesday: all the basics you should have got but were only focused on the big day Wednesday: what do you mean you forgot Viennetta and squash?

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

Whoever drew this:

Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)

the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you

This. I've reposted this and posting this separately because THIS

No one ever makes any jokes about Jonestown. Then again, that's probably because the punchlines are way too long... 🤔

Apparently black is the new orange.

If you see this, share a redhead

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Sit down, Karoline. Sit the fuck DOWN.

Protected by the usual suspects too bsky.app/profile/sara...

It's done! And ahead of schedule... (for once!) A fully revised 2026 version of the Risps PDF eBook is now available for free, from www.risps.co.uk and from Payhip. payhip.com/b/RGKPF An early Ch-risp-mas present? With best wishes of the season, Jonny

“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”

Let’s see you at 21!

Mr. President, please lead by example

If I had a pound for every time I’d read “undignified behaviour for a fifa peace prize winner”…. I’d have £7.50

Is it cos he can’t see over the top?

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Just had a very pleasant trip to a London train station toilet Very surprised And yes it was purely functional

Me: “I’m okay” Also me:

Sunday train to London Every. Bloody. Stop.

'Gone Fishing' for last minute sales so I can get some pigs in sheets 👍 Prints etsy.me/4q5Jgqz

“I’m leaving you for another, Zog. … His cranium is larger, his thumbs are more opposable, and he’s really going somewhere.”

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Sharrrron Davies being made a peer for her campaigning on women’s rights is like giving Harold Shipman an award for services to the elderly.

Here’s a clip of the Ragga Twins in action over Waterfall. You can watch it in full (and download the track) via the link in the post above ☝🏼

Petition to only ever refer to Hadley Freeman as a "Woody Allen activist" from now on.