CANAPE (noun, Scottish English): Having insufficient funds in a restaurant. #LunchPun #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

From March 1960: poor old Terry-Thomas had his gasper-clasper nicked by a local scally

There is someone in this cafe eating a croissant with a knife and fork

This lunchtime I’m mainly listening to 45:33 by LCD Soundsystem youtu.be/WoVO2HKwfbg?...

What a difference a year makes...

Third?? I’ve got 808- that’s cubik

Beautiful sunset in Herne Bay tonight

To the lovely couple and their dog, Ted, that I’ve just met on the beach: I’m so sorry that when you said you were going to see Toploader I visibly recoiled in horror.

XENO MORPH

Two countries separated by a common language Yet both having shit nationalistic chants “Oooo essss ayyyy” and “Ingerlund”

Fleetwood Mac? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/a...

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

15 years (nearly) since my first idea for a funny film trailer made it on to BBC Radio (7!), and I've finally got round to revisiting Geordie Batman. This time in poster form. Made partially with A.I. or should that be "Why Aye" #GeordieBatman #ImBatmanMan

Me reading Tylenol- must be some kinda wild American opioid Me finding out it’s paracetamol

That one gig I did at The Frog and Bucket the other week generated three clips due to a feisty audience. Enjoy some more filth from me to brighten your Monday

Has he gone yet?

Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?

Yes, you have that right.

That’s the 6 music breakfast show fucked

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?”

Donald Trump: “smart people don’t like me”

Putting the next customer divider on the conveyor belt

My favourite post from “the other place” “brush your tooth” 🤣🤣🤣 @leftyseparatist.bsky.social 👏👏

Change Charlie Kirk for, I don’t know, Pol Pot, Jim Jones or Mussolini and it’s still true

How do you answer your phone?

The Democrats who forged Trump’s signature on that card and put it in Epstein’s papers 22 years ago to frame him when he was president in 2025 sure were diabolical.

Saved posts justified right there

Humphrey Bogart, goth king.

I don't understand, Darren. Will you or won't you be letting Boris piss through your mam's letterbox?

Hopefully the BBC will follow up on this story to cover the fact the venue mentioned in it had all of its windows put out on Friday night by someone with a hammer. Seems somewhat relevant. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is going to get pretty awkward because very clearly, most of the Trump admin will have to be prosecuted and then jailed. Which is going to be hard if, say, half the country’s judges are rabid partisan reactionaries.

This is vile. Local guy speaks to Sky News about the impact of asylum seekers protests. Watch what happens and share widely

I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!

Is it acceptable to pin someone’s post to the top of your timeline?

What was the number one album on your 16th birthday?

Tennis up a band: Artic Murrays

This should have been a Wii Sport

The most accurate description ever.

Good morning friends 🫶🏻💜

Things they don’t tell you about in those special PE lessons

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

Nope that’s it- you go on without me

Ignore the haters. London is the 🐐