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I want some cherries.

I'm drinking bourbon. Might cry in a minute. Might not stop.

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OK. Please. Can my American friends here explain to me how Trump has not been removed from office? Surely even Republicans will know that referring to a woman as 'Piggy' is beyond normal. He's derranged and out of control. And that's before we get to the geo politics etc. Help me understand.

STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Me neighbour and I have been doing this to each others cars for nearly 20 years. I'm 55, she's 58. No, we won't grow up.

I need a foot rub.

I passed my exam. I'm pleased.

Just walked into a door. I have a bump on my head and a cut lip. Fucking loser.

My cat is stone deaf. My daughter insists that he likes Mexican music. Which is why this is blasting out of her room at 8am on a Tuesday. youtu.be/ff3C-Kyv8wI?...

I just wanted to type monstrous dicks. God, that felt good.

Feelings are like emotional raccoons. They show up, make a mess, and leave like it was all your fault to begin with.

Feelings: the original malware.

The words, "What becomes of a broken dildo", to the tune of What becomes of the broken hearted. I will not be elaborating.

A Bristolian accent so strong, the word airport has 4 syllables.

Good morning 😊

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And I did!

It's Friday, I'm in love (with prosecco)

Some jokes in The Good Place aged incredibly well

Good thread

And I took some selfies.

Whilst I was away, I did this.

When the dust settles, this is going to make Watergate look like a tan suit.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

I’m beginning to suspect that when this is all over none of us will have won. *gestures at the world*

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Holy shit, this cartoon.

Just in case you need a reminder

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I would like to take this opportunity to complain about the lack of Sunday Gutters. This place has gone down hill.