@richcann.bsky.social Hello Richard Have you picked Bolt up? How is he? X

Mo Salah has been ranked in 4th place for the 2025 Men's #BallonDor

#Salah robbed #BallonDor

Why do penguins stay in pairs? Freezer crowd 🤓

Don’t you just hate it when you want to talk to someone but don’t want to be the first to text/message 🙄😬

Why am I strangely liking Only Murders In the Building? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔

My horoscope for the week ahead says doing nothing. I didn’t read the rest of it, that bits good enough for me. 😊

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Happy Sunday everyone. 😊

Cheers 😊

Good morning everyone. Why was I dreaming about ducks last night?

One day I’ll know what I’m doing Until then I’ll keep fucking up Poem by Sukie 😂

Educational material from TikTok 😂

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Cheers everyone 😊

I need this sign 😬

Are we all drunk?

Good morning everyone Happy Saturday 😊

London may be mad It’s been carnage But it’s been great fun Love this City

Can’t even get an Uber 😆

@patrickopatrick.bsky.social London is carnage!!! Drinking maybe the only thing I can do….

London It’s carnage Which moron got on the wrong train 😆

Good morning everyone Shall we just go back to bed?😴🥱

Good morning everyone Tuesday my favourite day! Yay 🙄

Good mood didn’t last long 🙄

Good morning everyone I am not going to moan about it being Monday. I’m not focusing on it being a Monday. I mean it’s just another day, isn’t it?

Did anyone else see the eclipse?

The moment you realise it’s Monday tomorrow 😩

What’s the most romantic thing you have done for someone or someone else has done for you?

Now she’s fucking singing. I’ve put my Beats on 🎧 Noise Cancelling headphones are a godsend

Well that didn’t work out! * Currently sitting at the kitchen table watching my niece do some craft stuff which involves loads of glitter. What’s the bets that fucking glitter will be everywhere. Ffs 🙄 *emergency babysitting for a 6 year old

I’m staying in bed Good morning 😴

Is anyone else awake?

I had to cancel the order. That’s pissed me off Cunting fucking bollocks

Good morning, happy Saturday. I’m stopping in bed for now. ☺️

Not going out, Tom Hardy is on TV.

The most important news from today's reshuffle:

I’ve just heard someone say, eat shit and die. * Haven’t heard that for ages… I love it 😂 *not to me!

Good morning everyone 😆

there’s a tweet for every occasion

Oh gosh finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Max. The wait is over.

I’ve enjoyed sending this to quite a few people today 😊

One of my parcels has been successfully delivered!!

Work colleague: you’re so annoying Sukie 😂😂

Good morning 😊

Parcel still hasn’t turned up 🙄😫

Silence is a good thing. 🙄

Good morning everyone Can we cancel today please?

Goodnight, sweet dreams 😴

Fucking hell They tried to delivery my parcels I’m at fucking work I can sense I’m about to have a massive fucking tantrum 😡