What’s the point of having a departmental WhatsApp group? Someone starts a chat and then you get separate messages about the group chat! I’ve lost track of who hates who now. So now we are having calls or going for a coffee to discuss the group chat. I’m tired 😂☕️☕️☕️☕️

Good morning everyone. Someone is sitting in my favourite spot in the coffee shop. Cunt.

Why the fuck does my Apple Watch keep updating!?? The cunt updated yesterday and now again. Ffs I don’t need this level of shit in my life 🙄

Can someone please switch off Teams, permanently 😩 Ffs what a cunt invention

Good morning everyone. 😊

Things I learnt today:- People are stinky Ticket inspectors don’t have a sense of humour I have a short fuse I hate Teams 😂

On the train again. Better not see any stinky fuckers. 🙄

Some right stinky and scruffy looking people on the train this morning. Disgusting cunts 😩

Sunday night feeling 😩

Why did I offer to cook dinner for 5 people 😩

My Apple Watch showed me having walked 8727 steps, whilst I was making a coffee for myself it showed 8750 steps. So standing still I did 23 steps. Stupid watch 🙄

Good morning everyone 😊

Had the most perfect lunch with my 18 year old nephew. He invited me out. It’s so nice that he still likes to hang out with me. My sister said it’s because I swear, let him eat junk food and buy him anything he wants. 😊

Perfect cup of coffee ☕️ 😋

It’s freezing cold 🥶 and I’m on the train today 😩 The things we do for the people we love 😩🙄 Good morning everyone 🥶🥶🥶

On a school night 😝🍷🍷🍷

I kicked him and he immediately apologised. Then I noticed he’s not wearing a coat, just a shirt with his buttons undone revealing a very nice hairy chest 🥵 Ffs!! And he’s tall!!! Oh my. *sigh

Bloke on the train sitting opposite me has spread his crossed legs out, close to me. Silly bastard. I may kick him, accidentally of course, I think. That will teach him. Twat 🙄

No one has offered to make me a coffee today. Oh except one chap, who confessed earlier that he thought there was nothing wrong with Radox 2 in 1 (shower gel and shampoo). I declined his offer on the fact that his confession repulsed me 😩☕️☕️☕️ Disgusting!

Good morning everyone. How’s everyone feeling today? Do we even stop and think about it, probably not. Have a great day, and make sure you make time for yourself. ❤️

I didn’t have any pancakes today.

I hope it doesn’t snow… I have plans that for once I don’t want to cancel.

@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social 🤣🤣💦💦💦💦💦😝

Colleague just made a rank cup of coffee. I told her so. I now have the silent treatment. 🙄

Good morning Tuesday It’s cold 🥶 There is an eclipse today that is expected to fuck things up 🙄 Oh great!

Everyone on the train was in a bad mood.

Trains all cancelled Finally got one!! Some dude telling me to move He didn’t like my response Ffs Monday! 🙄

Good morning ☕️☕️☕️🙄🥱

Ffs ☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️

Cheers everyone 😊🍹🍸

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. We can all celebrate each other. Love the people we love and ignore the cunts 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Cheers everyone 🍷🍸🍹

I fancied a Baileys in the rain 😝 Cheers!

Is it bad luck to have a valentines date on Friday the 13th? 😬

I wanted to sleep on the train.

It’s raining I’m out Oh fuck Ing hell!!!!

I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.

I had an argument with a guy in a shop He called his manager The guy didn’t even listen to what I was telling him about my order I was ready to yell at the manager too But he was well fit 😆

Made the most amazing garlic mushroom pasta. The calories! Oh fuck!!!

Good morning everyone 😊

Some people need some self awareness imo 😊

I actually really hate some people. And I don’t mind that. Nothing like a positive vibe on a Tuesday. Good morning to everyone I don’t hate 😊

Yep

It’s too cold and wet to go out.

One for the road 😝

Cheers everyone, time to get drunk🍸🍸🍸🍸

Very true 😝

Call to IT Can you help me with xyz IT we can help with abc Unnecessary loop of random chat They can’t understand me and I can’t understand them Doomed 😩

Good morning. Rain (again) ☔️☔️☔️🙄 Try to avoid as many of these today.