First day done. What’s for dinner?

At what point can we stop saying Happy New Year? It’s getting boring now.

Good morning everyone. Day 1 of the restart We have snow ❄️ ❄️❄️ I have coffee and music. 🎧 😊

Is this all of us tomorrow?😆

Back to the world of work tomorrow. And I’m sure I’m not alone in not wanting to go. I’ve got my work bag ready, and ironed work clothes in readiness. In 2026 I’ve decided I will switch off from work as soon as I leave work each night, for my own personal space. What will you do differently?

Which idiot (me) went out for a walk in the snow and had a fall. Bruised and aching and feeling stupid. 🙃

The things we do for love. 🙄

Good morning everyone I think I’ll do fuck all today*. It’s too cold and its been snowing. ❄️❄️❄️❄️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️ *means spend all day on TikTok laughing at stupid things

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Goodnight everyone. 🥱😴

@s64robert.bsky.social when are you going to make the move over here!?? You must be missing me! I am of course not missing you 😂

So I have to wait a year to find out what Max has been up to! 😫

Good afternoon everyone 😊

2026 HNY 😊

Oh Max.

I’m going to be more positive in 2026 but will not stop using my favourite word. 😊

I want to go into the New Year with a positive mindset. I’m already irritated! I have a couple of hours to get positive again 😬

Ffs I need to read text messages properly before I reply. Or think about responses! Had a text from someone who said they were in town. My reply: coffee? I meant are you having a coffee! The reply back was: yes when? 😩 I have to now leave town because I don’t want a coffee with this person! 😂

Max, what can’t you keep it in your pants! 🙄

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I’m wide awake 🙄

I’m taking my niece to watch the new SpongeBob movie. How do I tell her I hate Patrick! I can’t stand him.

Why are all the influencer fuckers going on about life style changes, etc etc blah blah Like fuck off. I’m not interested in any bollocks you have to sell. 🙄

Good morning everyone 😊

Zoe, so wooden and thick. You should have had some suspicion about Jasmine. Kat is wooden. Poor Anthony. Max, you really shouldn’t have gone there! Eastenders what a disaster.

Some people need to be more self aware imo 😊

Cheers. Happy Friday 😊

Toast with marmalade and a nice cup of coffee. No alcohol tonight.

Good morning everyone 😊

I still haven’t wrapped any presents and I am still waiting for 2 presents to be delivered. Nightmare! One present doesn’t have any tracking information. Oh fuck. 😫

Good morning everyone 😊

Drinking in London is the best. Perfect Tuesday 😊

Good afternoon I haven’t wrapped presents. IDGAF I have nothing on the agenda today but to get drunk. 😊

I need to wrap Christmas presents for friends I’m seeing tomorrow. I feel cancelling I can’t be wrapping presents I’m not ready for that shit!

A psychologist sat next to me on the train. We talked about the “mother wound”. I can add that to my things of fucked up this Monday morning! 😫

Morning morning fuck Rain fuck Train being cancelled fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck Good morning everyone 😬😫

I’m already thinking about 2026 New Year’s resolutions. Anyone else thinking of making some changes?

Why do people want to meet up? If I wanted to meet up with you, I would have already done it. 🙄

Good morning. Happy Saturday 😊

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I’ve only just got home. Slightly pissed. Goodnight everyone.

I’ve done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

Good afternoon everyone. Just had a call from someone who was calling about buying my Nissan. Me: I don’t own a Nissan Him: you do Me: I don’t, and don’t call me again you cunt I’m in a rude mood 😆

Goodnight everyone. I may well have done it. Will confirm tomorrow.

A chap was putting signs out because of closing the road. He was rude to people who had tried to turn into the road. My turn to ask. Him: why? Me: I’m going to cry (with my best smile) Him: lets me pass All the other drivers behind me beeping - no pass and the road was closed after me. 😆 #result

Good morning everyone. Monday 🙄

3 more presents to get. Thank fuck for that.

Good afternoon everyone. Hanging and doing fuck all today.

Is anyone else a little bit drunk? 🥴

Good morning everyone 😊 Fuck knows why I’m up so early on a Saturday.