Some interesting conversations on the train today. Women sitting opposite me, one of them “I’ve been with a man but he was useless” Woman on the other side, talking to a bloke and telling him needed to make more of an effort. I did not need noise cancelling headphones 🎧 today. 😂 #gossip

Train time.

Good morning everyone. Monday, again. What a fucker.

Ffs. Already!

Good morning everyone. 😊

What a disappointment! Had such high hopes for it 🙄

Who are these people who say frozen greek yogurt is as good as ice cream. It’s not, just fuck off with that bullshit. Cunts.

Good morning everyone.

Good morning everyone. Thank fuck it’s Friday. 😊

😝

Good morning everyone. It’s National cherry cheesecake day today. I want a cheesecake now but not cherry. Although I do like cherries. Also jellycat cherries!

Someone I know just bought me some red roses. The thing is, it’s not 12 red roses. It’s 14. What the fuck does that mean? 🤔

Good morning everyone. Let’s have a peaceful Wednesday. No drama today please.

Lunchtime: time for a Lychee cocktail.

Fuck it. I’m not going to get to my meeting now. And there is nothing else to do!

Fuck me, my life. 😩 I didn’t check. Tube strike in London today. Ffs

I’ve had three bloody ticket inspectors check my ticket! Talk about over kill! 🙄

Tuesday On the train today Please don’t let a cunt piss me off!

Was Monday a cunt? Yes or Yes

So fucking true 😩

Can it be a pot noodle, if it’s in a packet now? 🤔

I’ve agreed to go to Selfridges to try and buy the limited edition jelly cat bag. My niece loves jelly cat and anything limited edition. Fuck my life choices 😩

Saturday * *so why the fuck was I up at the crack of dawn: bastard great 😩

Oh ffs I think I’ve just cracked the screen on my phone Bastard cunt

Pistachio churros Fucking yummy 😋

Friday night. Fuck yes. It’s all over. 🥳🥳🥳

@brexitpirates.bsky.social I just thought I’d tell you about how I have made up for my mistake. I bought a train ticket in the Trainline app last night. I accidentally purchased three tickets for myself for the same journey. 😩😂

Friday. * *thank fuck

also Thursday.

Thursday.

What a cunt of a day.

Wednesday.

Tuesday.

Monday.

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social I met a nice ticket inspector today!!

Goodnight everyone on BS. I’m off to TikTok now.

I want to try hot pod yoga. Anyone ever tried it? Apparently it’s all the rage. 🧘🏽‍♀️

Good morning everyone 😊 Nice sunshine today ☀️ ☀️☀️ No cunts encountered so far May we all have a cunt free day 🫶

😆

Good morning everyone. Happy days! 😊☕️☕️☕️

So the fucking jelly cat didn’t turn up: thanks Royal Mail 🙄 and they won’t deliver now till after Easter. Anyway I had to buy a replacement. Ffs

I’m pre warning people, I’m starting Pilates. I’m going to be moaning and bitching about it for sure. But needs must ⚠️‼️😬

My Teams has crashed and is not working. Oh dear 😅

Mood today 😩

Good morning everyone. Some fucker walking so slow in front of me, piss off and get out the way. Why does this keep happening!?? It’s not even 9am and I’m already fucking annoyed. Ffs

My seven year old niece doesn’t want an egg or chocolate for Easter. She wants a jelly cat at the cost of £66. Since when the fuck was this a thing 🙄

Where the fuck did Sunday go!??

Happy Sunday everyone 😊☕️☕️☕️

Good morning everyone. Lazy Saturday for me today. Happy Weekend. 😊

It’s Friday night and I’m not drunk.