Your Persian Mother-in-Law: "Oh, please, you *must* drop by! For a second! It'll be a quick dinner! I'm making Tahdig!" - Two weeks later in a Vegas dumpster: "Where are ... my pants?"

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"If you lie down with [ICE], You get up with [Lice]."

You can lede Upton Sinclair To a sausage. But you can't make him eat it.

Yes. Your state checks it. You need to show your birth certificate when you get a license. The state can check your birth. Its why they keep records. The Republicans don't want women to vote. I think they think they will think. They try to avoid reason. It gets in the way of corruption.

"Should You Need to Prove Citizenship to Vote?" This is an excellent question! According to my lay-person's understanding of the USA constitution: You need to be a citizen to vote. The 14th Amendment has stuff to say. And it's been ok so far. The sticky bit is *how* and *when* to prove it.

Public Speaking is a "skill." It must be practiced.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SHATTER

THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS SHATNER.

On "BlueSky Blocks": Don't take it personally. (Seriously: they did you a favour.) Not Everyone is for Everyone; And neither are You. Instead, Engage with the Unblocked, And Revel With their Minds.

Drop something SHARP

One of the last classes I took before I got my degree was the freshman required "Public Speaking". I put it off for years... Not sure that it made me a better speaker, but I sure learned how to listen to, and watch, people speak in public. It's a hard skill. That's all. ☮️❤️

Do *NOT* confuse Marinara Sauce With Mariana Sauce. There's an unfathomable chasm between their depths of flavour.

If you're not blocked by some folks on social media, you're not saying anything worth saying 🤷‍♀️😆

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The seven stolen dogs escaping and finding their way home story has made my day.

Sentience is What you do Alone.

Books are pressed words. Now what?

"My name Is Baron Bellicose; And the Hormuz will be Strait to say: I love me some War In a Minor's Way." -- DJ Baron Bellicose.

"Omg you're so Autistic." - "Oh yeah!?!?! Well, ... "Just for Your *Own* information, "My emotive behaviour only covers 92.2% of the diagnostic criteria for ... " ... " ... Oh. I see what you mean ..."

You have got to be kidding...

You are What makes you Smile.

"The Internet feels slow; Are you downloading a new game?" - "Updating LaTeX!"

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Manipulating the market while Congress lies in a coma.

"You're not spontaneous enough!" "Please give me more time to become so!"

#Neologisms "Discovert" When you're in a dance club, But the cops arrest you For an outstanding warrant. #Discovert

#DoomScrollDanceBreak music.youtube.com/watch?v=BLZW... #LinkinPark #InTheEnd

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Washed my car today so that the pollen would have a clean place to land. @goodplacejames.bsky.social

Kids these days have no clue

I still don't know.

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My chemistry professor once asked if I wanted to hear a chemistry joke. I said Na

Sometimes my mind is all like ...

Good morning! I hope you woke up with a Sunday kind of love or at least a beautiful song in your head! youtu.be/kl0DehwApzE?...

I finally fuckin' figured it out! I will never be the same; Victorian Poetry? Obviously an anthropic precursor to sexting!

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The MAGA regime says there’s no money for affordable housing, universal healthcare, feeding the poor, but there is $40B for Argentina, $200B for war, $400M for a trashy ballroom, over $200M for private jets, upwards of $1B to upgrade the Qatari jet. This is what evil looks like.

"Would you like to understand what's going on today !?!?!?!? 🇺🇸 🦅 I do too !!! You are not alone! These are confusing times! And I finally found the answer: 'Pay Close Attention to Objective Sources of Journalism.'" #PSA

Me: "I'm surprised by how winded I am by this exercise." Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."

Is there a way to get stickers made anonymously which could be slapped on various political yard signs to call out their fascism and pedophilia support? Asking for a friend.