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I love it! That makes Rocky the rock, I wanted as president, the perfect candidate. I still believe he would have done a far better job than the current administration. He is far more appealing.💞

Don't worry about protecting his head when putting him in the paddy wagon. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Oh so very true! 🙄

Ending poverty and homelessness is as easy as saying: "Let's do it"

Just confirmed it myself by viewing the video on Truth Social. This is real. He really did this and he has not deleted it.

Friday Friends #12 @moberzan.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @banblew.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @t-shirtnshorts.bsky.social @bonsaibean.bsky.social @moonlitwomyn.bsky.social @guydemoeres.bsky.social @beansbeth.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social

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I love how this article calls Jim Carrey a "DEI hire." www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

I made the mistake of using a turn signal in Boston once. Never again

Like, a driverless car, I assume, has to obey traffic rules? If you obey traffic rules in Boston you will be RUINED

With Trump, capitulation makes you a mark. You will never have lunch money for the rest of your life. He will always want more.

Why you should read Pratchett. Among nigh-infinite other reasons.

"It's always a good day When you can eschew The dominant paradigm." -- @sassy0210.bsky.social

#FauxNews "Olympian Committee Signs declaration Redoubling Efforts to Put Penises through a Micro-Screening Process In Inflated Ski-Jumping Embroglio." #OperationDingDong

You’re regular Hunter S. Thompson. Although your online image is more like Johnny Depp. @hopeful66.bsky.social @iliasnyc.bsky.social @donshifs.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @gerip36.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @chaserbaybe.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @flamekurve.bsky.social

What is “Damages” Alex. Bovino Legacy Media Dirty Laundry Don Henley 1982 @itsbek.bsky.social @iliasnyc.bsky.social @donshifs.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @saintsfandeb.bsky.social @gerip36.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @flamekurve.bsky.social

Food takes are all ridiculous. Food is ridiculous. Oh you’re craving some specific dish? Grow up and drink a beer.

Rules of BlueSky etiquette: 1. Don't project your own insecurities onto others. 2. Don't project your own insecurities onto others, yet. 3. Give 'em both sides, Frobisher!

oh kale yeah

"Good morning, Sheriff's office." "Yes, could you please connect me with your sexual commander." "... did you mean 'Section Commander'?)" " ... [corrects notes] ... Yes."

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if you say mmmm I love it even though you don’t love it, it’s salad.

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The coffee at my vets office is very very strong….. I should not have had any because I need to be very calm. 🙃

I'm very excited today! I'm testing the generators! I love this time of the month!

Thursday Friends #3 @moberzan.bsky.social @neverstopthefight.bsky.social @6to12elbow.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @rockinrevrobin.bsky.social @tuckerslap.bsky.social @mochachaiguy.bsky.social @the13thpanther.bsky.social @whatifisaidit.bsky.social @allie-froglegs.bsky.social

Why do people not like mannequins? Because they're all a bunch of poseurs.

Editors, any chance you can stop putting pictures of Epststein on every article about anything even vaguely Epstein related? Really don't need to see his face every time I venture online.

The worst thing for a mind is to be alone.

"Love" is equated with warmth. "Hate" with cold. God is Love. Ice is cold. ...see here I'm going with this?

"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." -- Robert Frost

bsky.app/profile/thun... Hard to hear but there definitely is some noise there! It seems the woman in green directly behind him suspects a code brown!

It would be delicious if it weren't such a big ol' neon sign flashing: "DEMENTIA" abcnews.go.com/Politics/doj... #WhiteHouse #EastWing #BallRoom

In 1926, Carter G. Woodson launched Negro History Week to ensure that Black history, scholarship, achievement, and contribution were recognized and taught as an essential part of American history. He did this because Black history was being erased, overlooked, ignored, obscured, and suppressed.

Read her story here➡️ www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

If you're a #Fallout fan, you might want to try out your very own #PipBoy for smartphone: Get it for your inner #VaultBoy or #VaultGirl.

The Epstein Files are like a box of chocolates: Someone's already redacted the good ones, And the remnants are sugar-y liquor bombs designed to cover up that previous malfeasance.

I had an old RAM stick and a stun gun. Guess what I did....turns out, the resistance of the board itself does not permit a complete circuit, so no arcing. It was disappointing. From what I can tell, the fastest and most complete would be either a microwave or thermite. Both very dangerous

"What is Truth?" Asked Pontius Pilate. And washed his hands.

To paraphrase an old adage: "There are no gender politics in foxholes."

Those filthy rotten Quislings. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Dude.... ICE/CBP/DHS has a higher per capital crime rate than immigrants do, and they take more out of our welfare system than immigrants do. Seems pretty clear which needs to be culled, to me....

Can we all stop messing about? It's been real, y'allz, but, Whadda we all want? I hope it's not toddlers in prison? Or random executions in the streets, right? It surely can't be justified post-hoc by false arguments? ... Say it with me now: "No." It's a good word; practice it. 🎩

TY, John. Woohoo! It's #TacoTuesday! 🌮 @skyyblue6.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @jaieileeneee.bsky.social @annettebooth101.bsky.social @genxer-71.bsky.social @triciaw22.bsky.social @gskh1237.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.bsky.social

And the Oscar for: "Best Extemporaneous Speech" Goes to ... : Mark Ruffalo !!! (Don't make him angry, folks! You won't like him when he's angry.)

TY @fireeyebooks.bsky.social💙🙏 @grancracker.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @ldog562.bsky.social @bm1970.bsky.social @chelelea.bsky.social @drshowup.bsky.social @bawalker.bsky.social @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social @sassy0210.bsky.social @lms2025.bsky.social @deeddra.bsky.social