I was so excited today. I thought this was an obituary — turns out I was very wrong. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

As opposed to every other speech in the last 10 years! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Season 249 of the USA sucks. Would not recommend!

In a world of MAGAts, be a Jane Goodall.

Sound Up 🔊 ( ht: @stanrezaee.bsky.social )

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

I call Dibs on Joel Osteen’s private jet and mansion tomorrow.

Did everyone get their commemorative Charlie Kirk dancing gums from the rally yesterday?

Want to know who were the OG members of Antifa? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/10th_Mo...

NOT ANTIFA

Oh.. I see. Most of us died last year and we are actually living in hell. That makes much more sense. 🤬😑 #TrumpIsSoFuckingDumb

Hey ICC, when will you come pick up this guy? Send a plane. We have dozens you can arrest! (I understand that the US doesn't recognize the ICC and has sanctioned their prosecutors like the Axis of Evil the US has become) www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Sure, let’s move Space Command to Alabama, where failure to launch is an everyday occurrence.

Land of the free?! Nah, this is some authoritarian, dictator shit. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

RFK Jr.: "I was at the bottom of my class. I started doing heroin, and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly, I could sit still and I could read." (2024)

So we are paying $100k per vehicle for ICE to kidnap our neighbors? My math skills may not be as strong as Trump's math but that seems like we are paying a premium for these vehicles. They get leather and all the bells and whistles while the country struggles under this wanna be dicktater.

Proof that any united body can topple even the most “superior” authority; history shows it time and again. From revolutions to civil rights movements, when people move as one with purpose and conviction 👇🏾

Motherfucking wind farms…

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!

Time for all blue states to withhold any and all taxes collected. Let these redneck red states pay for all their billionaire tax breaks! Fuck this country to hell.

Reality is so fucked right now. Nothing is real anymore.

Dear Iran, Anything with the Trump name on it is fair game! - sincerely Americans who didn't bomb Iran

Anybody see a problem with demented grandpa having the nuke codes?! www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Reposting

I’ve never been more pissed off at this country than I am right now! WHAT THE FUCK, America?

Let’s not forget, billionaires are the problem. Not the immigrant who works hard to provide for their families.

If a sketchy looking portal opened up near me, I’d run so fast through that fucker! Maybe there’s a dimension where Nazis and religion don’t exist!

New reality show idea: Kidnap 10 billionaires and give them a minimum wage job and watch the hilarity ensue. Watch as they can’t perform the most basic tasks or survive on minimum wage! Regularly tell them to “pick themselves up by the bootstraps and if you work harder you could be a billionaire”

86 47!!

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Hi Sharks! I’m asking for $5bn for 2% of my company called Biodegradable Swimsuits! They immediately dissolve in water. Planned obsolescence has reached its peak, with Bio Suits!

Has anybody seen the Worst Lady recently? Maybe it’s time for a welfare check!

Hey guys, I found Captain Douchebag! He as really paid good money to have that chromed out?!

Trump’s economy: Imagine you have the nicest, sturdiest house on the block. You want to improve a few things, so you hire a builder to make enhancements. The builder has his own agenda. He rips your house down to its studs. Now you’re homeless and terrified you’ll never get your house back.

I think it’s time for the billionaires to head to their bunkers.

When is Neil Young going to rename/ remix “Rocking in the Free World”? Every day more and more “freedoms” are being stripped away from American citizens. Fuck these Christofascist Nazis!

I find it funny that his Alma Mater tells us what we already know. Thanks for handing over a diploma to this ignorant fuck. He is the most financially illiterate leader on the planet. @wharton www.cnbc.com/2025/04/04/t...

Walken turns 82 today. 🎂 Although he made SNL’s “More Cowbell” timeless, Will Ferrell’s initial stage directions called for “more woodblock” — not “cowbell.” Said @ditzkoff.bsky.social: “We would not be talking about the sketch today if it was Christopher Walken saying 'I need more woodblock.’”

The Simpson’s have never been wrong.

JPM calls it “the fastest Momentum unwind in 40 years .. erased 2 years’ worth of gains and accelerated investors’ late-cycle positioning into Defensive / Low Vol ..”

Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States: Canada Denmark Finland France Germany Ireland Netherlands New Zealand United Kingdom

Billionaires won again! Amazing how they can buy whoever/whatever they want.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... If the Supremely Fucked Up Court allows this, these motherfuckers should be the first to go!

I guess the rest of my life will be dedicated to Raging Against the Machine!