from: [email protected] to: [email protected] Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose? from: [email protected] to: [email protected] bulb asar

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

This is where all these maladjusted boys come from. Too many special little lads out there being raised into sociopaths

Getting jacked off in the coffin that makes me look like vector graphics

Chuck Schumer the second Democrats get any sort of leverage

A bunch of formerly affordable things like “hamburger” and “Playstation” are much more expensive than they were 5 years ago, but have you considered that you can buy a pair of shoes at Walmart that falls apart in three months and it, too, is still more expensive than it was 5 years ago?

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

Your Most Mentally Stable Friend Listening to Your Best American Girl for 4th Time Straight

It's not enough for the sports community on Bluesky to grow. Everyone who doesn't like sports should be kicked off it as well.

Marvel has been playing Russian roulette with X-Men for years and losing (yes I'm including Krakoa in this) but because it makes them so much money they get to fire a 20th bullet into their skull with their latest relaunch

We really lost something special when we stopped calling Luke Cage Power Man

Today's the day :)

Blue Prince spoiled me because I did really well my first run and my last 4 runs have all felt like this

Playing Blue Prince

Walt Simonson Thor is great because he does the "Thor gets a secret identity" schtick for like one issue and then he's like nvm fuck this and Thor is fighting Malekith and Surtur back to back

John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.

Weird how even with horror becoming huge again they haven't made any big revival of the horror anthology comics at the big 2. Marvel had a Crypt of Shadows and Strange Tales revival and it's people like Scarlet Witch in there it needs to be somebody like Brother Voodoo

"hello im the DHS secretary and im in charge of all this and it's the radical left's fault that this thing im in charge of as you can see right here by looking at my face sucks even more than usual right now. hello im the DHS secretary and im in charge of all this and it's the radical left's fault t

Getting bullied into submission by the americans and seeding fascist terrorist stay behind networks to crush any nascent labour movement is pretty much the value proposition for NATO anyway. Just leave

Very funny the people being like "dude Marvel is COOKED look at what DC is announcing" and DC is announcing some of the most cancelled at 10 issues comics of all time

Putting 50 on them cancelling the whole Ultimate line because Hackman is a flake results in Marvel losing Momoko to Detective Comics Comics

the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately

They announced a Werewolf by Night book but the art is by Greg Land whatever man nothing good will ever happen again

Saw they were casting for Amadeus Arkham in The Batman 2 and had a hands free orgasm

Yet again thinking about this Ditko cover which remains maybe the most relatable piece of art I’ve ever seen.

lol

“We need an evil gorilla villain, but he should be able to talk so we can script dialogue.” “How would we explain him being able to talk?” “He’s from a highly advanced, uncontacted city of gorillas.” “How do we know they’re advanced?” *thinking really hard* “they’ve all developed telepathy”

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Oh yeah dude we’re covered 100%. It’s called plausible deniability Jeffrey. Literally no one can tell what we’re talking about

Got asked to run a Call of Cthulhu campaign I'm way too busy to run but please enjoy a moodboard in its stead

IMPORTANT: the new Cinderella Gray trailer features a horse girl who can dunk a basketball - at last realizing James Naismith's dream for the sport

I've been playing a fun* game** with my friends called Good Movie Bad Movie where they flip a coin to see if we're watching a secret good movie or bad movie and here is a thread of the results so far

They should've put Al Ewing on Absolute Superman