The new generation just can’t get off their screens.

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

I promise, you do NOT want a judge to describe your behavior in this manner. No wonder DOJ doesn’t want its attorneys subject to discipline by state bars.

Backing up Xan here, here's the actual foreword. bsky.app/profile/supp...

"reflecting pool" is just a really inspired place to do something really dumb and lacking in perspective

Morning 😂.

📌David Attenborough: "Imagine the frail, morbidly obese screaming orange hyena, thumping about the White House on swollen ankles, his wretched tiny claws clenched in anger as he seeks out an unsuspecting female to tackle to the ground but is forced to accost the delighted Stephen Miller instead ..."

In Colombia, a plan to cull Pablo Escobar's invasive hippos is challenged by an Indian billionaire's offer to relocate dozens of the animals to India's wildlife reserve instead. n.pr/48SK5No

Virginia has a VRA Sec 2 district (the 3rd CD). Maybe they should hold an emergency legislative session to fix this constitutional defect, per Callais, like other Southern states?

like i said www.thehandbasket.co/p/refusing-t...

"Jack Kirby Was a Kid From the Lower East Side Who Became the ‘King of Comics’ and Made Superhero Mythology. Now, New York City Has Named a Street After Him" by Samantha Baskind, writing for @smithsonianmag.bsky.social (5/7/26): www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-...

“Get ready to fly *chick-chick* you fool!”

They hacked Canvas during finals week. This is why the faculty need a secure ballroom.

Today I learned that the physicist Sir Charles Boys, high-speed photography pioneer, who introduced G as the symbol for the gravitational constant, inventor of the quartz fiber suspension for experiments, popular soap bubble lecturer, also wrote a book on weeds, called "Weeds, Weeds, Weeds." 🧪⚛️🎢

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

Hey everybody! I'm going to put out one more plea to support this wonderful organization. They are the lawyers for the wild, and with all that is going on right now the wild really needs a lawyer! 🏞️🌄⛰️🏖️🌴🌳🦈🦦🚣🏼‍♀️🐟🐅🐋🐊🐢 Please please help if you can! A gift of $10 or more can go so far to save our wild!

conveniently those unpopular decision all seem to directly benefit the electoral fortunes of the Republican Party, as was clearly written into the text of the constitution despite the Republican Party not existing at the time

This may genuinely be the most ironic tweet I’ve ever read lmao

Today I'm remembering my father, who passed exactly a year ago. Though he spent his career as a writer and pioneer of eating disorders prevention and treatment, in his later years he was an impressionist oil painter. So I wanted to share his work here in his memory leighpaintings.com

"elon is laser focused on just three things electric cars going to mars and posting as his mom"

This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 (IG: apolloandgem)

i mean, they are heavy polluters. let’s be real arxiv.org/pdf/2411.09786

Cannot say this more forcefully. Read with expletives inserted. Just get a real dog. One that destroys your things, pees in your favourite boots , & unconditionally loves you - for real real. While you're at, get a real living, breathing gf. #dogsofbluesky apnews.com/article/ai-p...

A win! Dr.Jenna Norton, the NIH program director who helped organize the Bethesda Declaration (a letter signed by nearly 500 NIH employees criticizing the dismantling of medical research) has been reinstated after months on paid leave.

Go get ‘em lil Rhody!

It's May the 4th, so I'll post up some of my SW drawings. Thread! First up, a poster 1/

the “party” is not a meaningful entity in american politics. it cannot control or discipline politicians

Sitting normal

If @mayor.nyc.gov is in our big tent coalition this misbegotten merger is in a lot of trouble! The state AG's are also taking a hard look and I anticipate they will do the same thing here as they did with LiveNation & w/Nexstar-Tegna... Fight and win! #BlockTheMerger

I feel ya bean

The only skeets you'll see right now are the only ones able to survive a mass extinction event. We are seeing evolution in action.

Every day the Senate doesn’t vote is a win. Call your senators. Tell them: Vote NO on H.J. Res. 140. Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121

Waiting for someone from SNL to walk on stage.

This makes me physically ill.

I'm the daughter of an Army paratrooper who refused orders during our illegal invasion of Vietnam back in the day. He went to LBJ military jail. Dad taught his girls this: "Just following orders" is NEVER any excuse for anyone who's complicit in war crimes. You MUST refuse heinous orders.

"Any federal official who does not respond to Tuesday’s threat in a manner befitting their own constitutional obligations in light of Trump’s past actions will bear a part of the responsibility for what follows." - @chrisgeidner.bsky.social on the need to invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment now

After our “community standards violation” for asking people to message brands to speak out against the dismantling of the Forest Service, we had a team work all weekend knocking out a website for the same purpose. It’ll be live in a few hours.

Jaw

Happy Birthday Toshiro Mifune! Your movies got me through lockdown and I drew you a LOT

OK, Gorsuch is, like, REALLY not happy with the Trump administration's legal theories against birthright citizenship. He's starting to sound kind of pissed off at the solicitor general for peddling this garbage.

the process is part of the work. it’s not supposed to be easy. the effort creates good work. i can’t believe this needs to be explained to people who call themselves journalists.

“Jenny Richards, a senior aquarist who cares for a variety of fish at Shedd, calls them ‘comically round.’”

Crazy story: Sophisticated drones attacked Louisiana’s Barksdale bomber base during week of 9 March in 4 hour waves, disrupting Epic Fury ops "It is the first time a US airbase was temporarily put out of operation in wartime, something that never happened even in World War II."

fly my little friend. deliver my ebay package for me

I was going to post a clip or two from Jesse Welles' Phoenix concert last night, but he just posted another full show-this one from Boston on March 3 youtu.be/IdJ04Ewkm9g And he just announced another tour with the on-sale today. If you need an uplift, just check this out.

BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

Democrat Emily Gregory won a special election Tuesday for the Florida state House district that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, flipping the seat from Republican control.

Autumn Durald Arkapaw became the first woman to win the best cinematography #Oscar, taking home the award for “Sinners.” bit.ly/4urujCl