when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

Realtalk: Cornbread should not be sweet! If you want cake, eat cake. Cornbread is a carb-slab meant to be paired with stronger flavors like buttermilk or greens fried in grease.

Another new blog post called "Jenga Variations", about two different ways to play Jenga that have more variation and so are more interesting and more fun. davidkbutler.xyz/2025/12/01/j...

Christian: The Cherry Tree Carol Secular: I Heard the Bells On Christmas Day

"What's that about the filioque?"

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Elk Roadrunner Moose Bottlenose dolphin Grizzly bear

I don’t drink egg nog but I still somehow feel Turkey Hill is one of the more dangerous variety of egg nog you can buy.

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

Man. They're really Making Blood Libel Great Again

"Bernie, have you seen 2001? Why aren't we investing all our money in a HAL-9000?" The answers are great but they shoulda roasted him purely on the basis of having missed the entire point of the film.

I personally would put my life on the line for James Carville's right to remain silent.

🎶aaaall night She was the

The barrel aging makes it smoother and, somehow, worse.

Everybody here is outta sight We don't bark and we don't bite. We keep things loose We keep things light Everybody was dancing in the moonlight!

Is this loss

The Byzantines didn't like to marry off princesses to tribal peoples. But they made exceptions for the Pechenegs and Cumans and the like.

Nobody: Antonio López de Santa Anna:

Your computer algebra system insists on rendering \sin (x) ^2 instead of \sin ^2 (x)? Problematic sage gap

Malört:

That's a load-bearing but

I feel the same way but with the 1-Maß size.

Every time I mention Newton in class (which is kind of a lot), I can't help myself calling him out on being a weird, vain, murderous, corrupt asshole who did all his actually useful work by his mid-twenties.

Predator Badlands 🤝 Malort Tonight's the night you fight your dad

my correct take on lolita is that it's about pretty words (that is, it's a formal experiment in producing beautiful prose about the ugliest things imaginable, pedophilia, rape, and murder) if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst

. . . The Aristocrats!

Safe, effective analgesics have reduced human suffering so much. How evil do you have to be to launch a crusade against them?

I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here

Absolutely the fuck not. www.thedp.com/article/2025...

Technically correct.

Racism aside, I'd rather have goat shawarma than a hot dog. Hot dogs are pretty gross.

The faggots will save us all

My sister is cleaning up down in Georgia. So proud of her.

All the good passwords must’ve been stolen by the British Museum

Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.

Yeah but you have to pronounce it right so that's a level of security right there.

Oh, but I would.

The reddit algorithm has opinions.

Lol I got 5 copies of this

This but also the principle applies to students *at all* kinds of institutions.

SPEEDRUNNING THE ENGLISH REVOLUTION, part 1278

"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke."

Thank God US isn’t made up exclusively of the fucking pussies Luce interviewed. “Private sector executives”? “current/former Trump officials”? Yes, something bad might happen 2 u! Or? It might not! Find out, you cowards. Profound gratitude to last weekend’s 7 MILLION in the streets. More next time✊🏼

@ graham platner donno if you need concrete cutting too, but

Finally, their main hit has become (like the entire rest of their catalog) a protest song. youtu.be/OA4FTIz2Zrw?...

#NoKings experiences * Rode the train with a Ben Franklin and a George Washington. They were not in the same party. * Awesome protest captain lady on the train, barking orders to tighten up so we could fit more folks on. * Organizers getting all the inflatriots to the front.