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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.
This is cute and all, but like do you ever think about how weird it is that "sex work as a charity fundraiser" is a nostalgic cutesy trope?
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I love this fuckin city
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3 days ago
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Shaily Patel
4 days ago
once again, i feel compelled to remind academics that when you use theories, methods, and epistemologies of the marginalized but treat your marginalized colleagues and students like shit: you are the problem. and yeah, we see you.
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. . . but if we happen to get the opportunity, hey, who'd pass that up, eh?
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3 days ago
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rax âlevon honkersâ king
3 days ago
well i for one couldnât be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question âwhat if clippy was wormtongueâ
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Van van dyke dyke
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4 days ago
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Ïle Ormsby
4 days ago
Writing â humankind's fourth and most egregious affront to Nature after drawing, speech, and agriculture â is what actually broke the Edenic Covenant, and we are fated to always be punished for it.
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So either we're gonna invade Mexico or they're Berlin airlifting ICE detainees.
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4 days ago
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It's not my birthday or nothing but I woke up today feeling distinctly middle-aged.
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Robert McNees
4 days ago
No they havenât.
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From my current home: tomato pie.
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5 days ago
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Breakfast tacos, specifically potato-egg-and-cheese and chorizo-con-huevo.
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5 days ago
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arcaneArdor
5 days ago
The texan sausage kolache, which is a sausage wrapped in a soft, sweet dough pastry dough, often with jalapeño and cheese! A breakfast classic, to me.
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Nasal endoscopy drugs are not nearly as fun as colonoscopy drugs.
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Kill James Bond!
5 days ago
Wait, fuck! U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia? The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!
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Post a banger that isn't in English.
youtu.be/3_7fYTObkrw?...
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6 days ago
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I desire to be this guy so fucking hard.
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8 days ago
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Joshua Bowman
9 days ago
Thatâs the co-Christ. The Antichrist turns antiwater into antiwine.
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Yo Lebensraum Tengo
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Iron & Blood & Soil
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9 days ago
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EvanSS
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9 days ago
Modest Maus
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My Chemical Munitions
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9 days ago
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Creative Wronging
9 days ago
Yo La Migra
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Pete Birkinshaw
9 days ago
This could be why Bitcoin is crashing. People are switching back to high yield tulips.
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Besides the horror of the thing, that really ought to be "editrix".
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10 days ago
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Kieran Healy
10 days ago
Ian McKellen performs âThe Strangersâ Caseâ speech from âSir Thomas Moreâ on Colbert.
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Avi Wolfman-Arent
11 days ago
RIP to the Philadelphia Art Museum October 2025 - February 2026
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Not as big a lesson as from the second one, but she's not wrong.
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11 days ago
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Today, inspired by some dumbass choice of notation in the textbook, I told my linear algebra students they needed to watch Kurosawa's Ran.
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Reading the rest of the motion -- every single harm they claim is actually the result of their choice to precipitously demolish the East Wing, not of a stay. This is like an easy law school exam question.
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12 days ago
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My The Rumor That The President Pooped Himself Isn't Backed Up By Credible Evidence t-shirt has people asking questions already answered by my shirt.
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13 days ago
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Jesse
13 days ago
they should make a movie series about how itâs irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
14 days ago
The lord twerks in mysterious ways
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John Moe
16 days ago
Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawaâs 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
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lol fuck aaaaaaaalllllllllllll the way off
16 days ago
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Dave Weigel
16 days ago
Podcast host who voted for Trump because Tulsi Gabbard said he'd stop lawfare and regime change wars
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Linear algebra student asked today if every vector space has a basis. Simultaneously thrilled and horrified.
17 days ago
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Will Stancil
18 days ago
âWhat if your neighbor is Muslimâ Theyâre my neighbor âWhat if your neighbor is Somaliâ Theyâre my neighbor âWhat if your neighbor speaks Spanishâ Theyâre my neighbor âWhat if your neighbor is Hmongâ Theyâre my neighbors
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Love it when someone drops the word "liberty" in a faculty meeting.
18 days ago
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As a Philadelphian: fuckin bring it, you fascist pricks.
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18 days ago
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ICE is the loyal paramilitary force. They don't trust State or other agencies which would normally handle this kind of security.
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19 days ago
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maura quint
20 days ago
organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women
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As a historical matter. Nuremberg was the moderate position.
22 days ago
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Alex Ip èæž é
22 days ago
BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident. ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.
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See, growing up in South Texas I didn't like winter until I moved to Michigan.
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22 days ago
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emptywheel
22 days ago
I wonder what would happen if people went to spaces like this and the Smithsonian and did exhibits that 1) explained WHAT was removed, 2) explained import of it, and 3) explained how ICE goons are related (eg. fugitive slave posses).
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Tell me your pet's name in a gif.
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I introduced the summation convention to my linear algebra students today. One of them asked, "is this way of writing indices. . . normal?" Which allowed me to reply: yes, in fact this isn't just my weirdness. A very important person came up with this way of doing things. And that person's name?
23 days ago
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Oh fuck I am so mad. This was like a perfect public history project.
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24 days ago
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