Dark Phoenix is dead, the X-Men are in mourning, and the cover to Jean Grey's funeral issue will forever immortalize the time one lucky reader could win a $3000 Toys R Us shopping spree.

Angry Angry Hippos

I give you wee lil babies!

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

FUNNY GOATGIRL MAID!!!

TM Opera O, the most beautiful, fastest, strongest, most gracious and shining star on the racetrack 👑

CAUSE EVERY NIGHT I WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE AND EVERY NIGHT I WILL BE WITH YOU CAUSE EVERY NIGHT I STILL LAY AWAKE AND I DREAM OF AN ABSOLUTION

20 years ago if you liked a guy character you drew him as really skinny and handsome and now if you like him you draw him as a weird animal creature laying eggs or dying in a glue trap

Good change to be clear

Game Over screen on a random shareware game you found on a CD

It's my birthday in a few days & I've had to spend the last month and a half worrying about my wife and wife-in-law being made homeless. Being unemployed and disabled, my only real way of helping them is begging on their behalf. Any financial help any of you could offer would be greatly appreciated.

Hey kids (people maybe four years younger than me), did you ever see a cartoon called Rocket Power, about kids doing extreme sports, and did you think it was non-boring? I'm giving you right to reply ahead of this weekend's podcast

In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the Floating High Jump badge is called "Luigi" internally. This means the playable Luigi has to have a different name - "PlayerLuigi". Whenever Luigi wears the badge, it is actually PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi.

Yesterday i got traded a VERY WELL-BEHAVED PUPPY!!! 💞💞💞

King Ghidorah eat your heart out

Splashy Fish!!!!!!

Hormone hijinks Howdy Shroomlings! I learned recently that a certain someone i know likes to CHEW HER ESTROGEN PILLS! Like is that not wild? Oh well, we still love her. And yes Rosalina is now trans because I SAY SO! Fight me about it! #nintendo #transgender #comic

i owe so many video game designers an apology

I may have genuinely shouted "HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!" when i pulled this

We believe in dragon maid supremacy (and rights, please someone save her). Also, free excuse to draw Jacinthe! #PokemonLegendsZA #Fanart #Art

reminder

Unless you’ve been on SNAP or had to be a cashier in a grocery store while someone discovers the insane restrictions placed on SNAP food choices, I simply think you should shut the hell up about food access.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Actually appropriate for Halloween, as seen with the Pokedex entry included on this card!

GOOEY CUTIES!!!!!!

Oh hello beautiful angel baby you are so perfect I love you.

ARG developer murdered, creates the most obtuse, elaborate form of haunting the perpetrator ever, somehow involves forcing them to drive to Florida to answer a payphone in a hurricane for "lore reasons"

fellas, is hasbro trying to make toys for children again

Evergreen image

Doctor Who throwing fentanyl at a cop

Album cover of the year #critterposting

i think you need a baby sea otter swimming with mom right about now...

uh oh

"Like how Wilbur keeps on getting hot girlfriends"

i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate but the remaining 15 could kill a rhino with one shot

My thing with this game is I’m letting my toddler name all the pokemon.

It's always so funny to look at how BUFF most people make Pyramidhead (even in other games, like Homecoming) when you know exactly how twink he is in the original game. Him carrying the Great Knife is supposed to be uncanny given his physique, but often people autocorrect his body for this oddness

finally some good news

Tip for anyone thinking of doing this: Comics are their own artistic medium with a long history and not just a dumping ground for pilot scripts for "real stories" in TV/film. You can have the next Nimona or the next Cowboys&Aliens and that's up to you

Having bizarrely good luck getting these exclusive cards

i'm always thinking of taiya transforming in the middle of this match. real sports right here

#art #ash #tobi

the material conditions that cause crime in Gotham City are fundamentally different than the material conditions that cause crime in the real world

gacha game fans live on a different planet

this is entirely true if you go on any reddit thread asking "is X game pay to win" and the top reply is like no not really then it is with 100% certainty the most evil game ever made

Makeover