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I would simply trust the two time super bowl winning hall of fame GM

Nope, sorry. Not caring about this one. Enjoy your washed receiver, niners

not beating the fungible allegations

DK COMING BACK WHATTTTT NO WAY

eat shit Solas

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It’s very funny that the sports world is all “wow, all things are possible this year” and the New York Jets still just absolutely suck

Coby feels like the most replaceable of the bunch but I'm probably underselling the importance of his toughness

Leaky Black is an all time played from '87-'90, averaged 4.7ppg, and shot no closer or farther than seven feet from the basket ass name

He needs some more nuance at the top of his routes, but he shows a nice ability to beat press coverage, has some underrate shake to his game and is also 6'2 220 doing this:

Excited for niners fans to say we're only beating them because we stole our OC from them

Like absolutely just won't eat? 3.

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No matter how bad things get, if you open your mind you can still find beauty in this world. For example, the Quarterbacks that have beaten the Patriots in the Super Bowl this century are Eli Manning, Eli Manning, Nick Foles and Sam Darnold. To me? That's beautiful.

Watching sports center and they're saying something about the Seahawks winning the super bowl??

Craig Woodson and Christian Gonzalez were so good man

I'm just supposed to sleep now?

Again respect th Christian Gonzalez. If not for him the Seahawks would have won by 40

need aj barner to spend the next six months celebrating as if he was the mvp

remembering certain media people calling Julian Love a loser because he smoked a cigar one tube

I would not change anything about how the season turned out. This is not a complaint. But this team was like 3 plays away from 20-0. Just insane

According to NFL Next Gen Stats, Will Campbell surrendered 14 quarterback pressures in the Super Bowl. That's the most given up by any player in a single game this season.

these super bowl shirts are ass

Sam Darnold having to answer every question from the media: I USED to be a piece a shit

Is Goodell drunk?

just run the ball?

a level of earnestness i don't think any super bowl halftime show has ever tried to pull off and it crushed

Collinsworth has no chill today

1995 ass football game

Second half: I'm embracing entropy. I'm cheering for horror. I don't care anymore. Final score 9-0. 61 total yards of offense. Relentless exchange of punts from the 20-yard line. Every ad a Dunkin' Donuts commercial that's the worst thing you've ever seen in your life

I think Sam is playing really well? Last throw sucked but he's surviving the pressure really well. Been a little knife's edge but so far he's been clean

ive had predictions of 30-7 and 27-0 for the seahawks this week, but i am legally not allowed to split the difference and predict a score of 28-3 for the patriots. so i will say i think mike mac puts josh mcd in a blender en route to a slow burn chokeout win for the seahawks

brother that is GRIM

This is such a classic 2025 Seahawks game. Offense is sleepy but defense is never going to give up a point

Christian Gonzalez is very annoying

in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in and tonight it is going to happen again

not loving Woodson

FUCK MALCOLM BUTLER WHAT THE HELL

oh my god K9 is gonna win a super bowl MVP I'm so cooked

and with Sam Darnold, if you can believe it