My favorite behavior of Nova is when she gets tired from playing and goes limbs out wherever she is

Happy Sunday

Sam Darnold supporter attacking Geno again smh

Hate commenting on any of the Seattle “influencers” who post the location of the secret drink door at the Mariners game when it explicitly says don’t post the location

On the other site I said it was good Puka was getting help and Seahawks fans are upset that I said this and I’ve got a lot of love from Rams fans lmao Normal fanbase

Post your favorite tweet from the playoffs

April Fools

“BIG ANNOUNCEMENT” *AI generated image* “WE ARE SO SERIOUS NO TAKE BACKS” *crickets* “hahaha April Fools you should’ve seen your face!!!”” every brand today

Hard Knocks?! I hardly know her

This and a trade for Myles Garrett

HOLY SHIT

Is this the six seven the kids are always talking about

LMAOOOO Shanny really went for it on 4th and 2 and didn’t convert twice what a dummy

Jake Bobo’s contract isn’t that bad

Jude Law? The father of the child that was harassed by Chappell Roan’s security guard?

My new bartender doesn’t even respond to my orders.

Jaguars are irrelevant and stupid and I hate them

wow just learned about yearning can’t believe everyone has been hiding it from me

That NFL Memes AI account is probably so funny after you’ve had a second lobotomy

Found her sleeping on the bathroom counter at 5am. Glad she is making herself comfortable at her new home

She’s had 4 treats and is letting me pet her head

BREAKING: Banners has signed a contract with former foster home tortie “Nova” (formerly known as Goose) on a lifetime deal worth $120 in guaranteed adoption fees. Press conference to be held at 7PM PST.

6 days before Russ was traded:

Duane Brown

Wearing a Sonics shirt today walking around like

Salmon roasted with mayo, worcestershire, lemon, garlic and onion. Topped with green onion, toasted breadcrumbs and parmesean. Over brussel sprouts with lemon, garlic and olive oil. Served with crisp Coke Zero.

Adopting a cat on Wednesday and I think I’ve got a name for it but I also haven’t yet considered a Seahawks related name

Jersey Mikes needs a meatball sub

Already a Seahawk

Which one of you tried to drive a limo up to Stevens this morning

49ers and Rams additions don’t scare me Stacking big names on a team never works Those pretty Cali boy coaches have nothing on my cute socially awkward head coach

There’s a lot of Ravens and Wizards fans fuming tonight

Crazy that LeBron said earlier today Bam was gonna drop 81

While everyone is here about Crosby, I made meatloaf and mashed potatoes tonight (I was lazy with the zuchinni)

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LETS GOOOOOOOO

Yeah we can talk about which players should come back but how come no one has mentioned Pete Carroll

Kenneth Walker convinced Travis Kelce to comeback for one more year wow his aura unmatched

EVANS NOOOOO WHYYYY

:(

Baltimore is the least fun outcome

DK COMING BACK WHATTTTT NO WAY

I will show you the stooges

How come there’s a ferry from Bainbridge island to Seattle but no ferry from Mercer island to Seattle

Last time I bought a Mariners jersey from Fanatics July 2020 Jersey Price $44 March 2026 Jersey Price $175 Alright

Guess this will just become a cooking and baking page during the offseason

Turkey BLT on sourdough

Which interview was it when Marshawn was asked a question and said “fuck em” then covered his mouth after he realized what he said