A story in 3 parts

Gonna expose myself and say I had no idea the NFL had a supplemental draft

Ordered a power cable to see if it still worked and 💀💀

Completely forgot about this

You can filter your Twitter timeline to show tweets from people you follow on a specific date The Russ trade day posts are a fun read now

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MASSIVE RING

If I get a headache mid afternoon usually drinking water every 3 minutes for 30-45 minutes solves it. Looks like Siri has picked up on this

Dead silent in there

Surprise in my hanging flower basket

That’s on me this was the first full game I’ve watched in like a month

Mariners

Andrés please Matilda is watching

I thought they were about to collide so hard

What are the odds this still works

Wow the SpaceX IPO must be bad they’re doing cold calls

Bears move is the equivalent location move of Lumen Field -> Funko Field in Everett Very lame

Today feels like a Thursday night football Thursday Need it bad

Enjoy retirement, King 👑

Okay sure

Referenced If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and no one knew what I was talking about The younger generation is losing ancient texts

Just last month I caught on my dashcam another red SUV with out of state plates that almost went the wrong way on 405

Joey Hunt will attend Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding, TMZ reports.

I think it’s time the league ban Garrett for striking another player with a helmet

Why draft Simpson if you’re going all in this year

Hey, just heard the Miles Garret news so I’m using text to speech to post this on Bluesky but I’m gonna drive into a concrete wall right now on 405 because that fucking blows did it put that in all caps BECAUSE it should’ve

Crazy how bleak the future looked when he was traded Now Seattle has a SB, solid future And he ended up on 3 teams in 3 years Still love him tho

Super Bowl 49 alternate ending

Miss him

The cat sitter video reminds me of when I was first cat sitting for my ex’s cat. Came home and could not find the cat anywhere in a 500 sq ft apartment, had a full panic attack and the cat was hiding inside a luggage in my closet. That’s when I learned cats will put themselves wherever they want.

It’s crazy how the roads in Kirkland are completely bricked with 405 shutdown. Only if they had approved the light rail to come up through here, good thing one neighborhood was able to go against the whole thing!

If it wasn’t going to be a Seahawks as the cover for Madden 27 then Stafford would have made the most sense. But Williams? Cmon

As an anxious gagger I’ve never felt more seen

Fitting it’s a WOM Wednesday. Update: I said “you are very cute! how was your day?” and she unmatched

Last season still doesn’t feel real

Funny looking back on this and it ended up being the Patriots

$410 for a World Cup city jersey? Lol fifa **** ********

Had a dream last night the Seahawks were playing the Rams. 4th and 3 and they went for it from their own 30, Darnold was strip sacked and LA runs it back but fumbles at the goal line, Seattle picks it up and runs it all the way back to score a touchdown Need that to happen

Okay I picked up a TooGoodToGo order from a bakery near me and it was surprise pickup and LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR $6

27 today so I’m happy to announce my frontal lobe has fully developed

Dudes rock

Saying this to my cat anytime she makes a noise

Anytime I see a video for a restaurant or bakery that looks intriguing it’s always in fucking North Carolina

6 seconds?

Putting legos in my mouth to practice getting xrays at the dentist