Y-axis

They made a dang vibro blade. I know sharp knives are safer than dull ones but I also worry this is gonna go through a finger tip like butter.

this joke broke containment and now i have a bunch of right-wingers gleefully informing me they've already called my boss and celebrating my firing weirdly enough i haven’t gotten a single phone call!

Life, with Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi is the one no one remembers. Lodge 49 was so good but that’s probably a more common answer.

imagining the MAHA ppl who don't believe in germ theory treating charlie kirk w whiskey and beef boullion enemas like when andrew garfield got shot

Thoughts and prayers

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

When the bus costs less

Watching Treinen pitch:

This team fucking sucks. Went to the White House, got that fucking stink on em

He should get to be treinen’s kaishakunin

Treinen I stg

at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season

Jalen Carter wanted to get back to Silksong

Football is back

Well the bake-off cold opens are as elaborate as ever

My wife did this (well some of it)

‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better: tinyurl.com/59v24vtb

Why did the family curse leave this stupid asshole untouched

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

You have my sword

I want to know what the 12% of people who think Leslie Knope would vote for Donald Trump are smoking

Related to Ichiro in weird uniforms; a bus stop by my house has a banner with ichiro on it. Not surprising since it’s in Seattle. However, the photo was taken when he was on the marlins, but playing at T-mobile; the background of the shot has the mariners dugout in it.

Happy birthday @lizroscher.bsky.social! I hope it’s going well

Shop next to my house does croissant cones, and has dole whip. Dangerous.

I’m listening to @battingaround.bsky.social at the gym and I was just about to unrack on the bench when @tgk.bsky.social said “Jane’s like ‘Mrs. Met can hit me with her car.’” A few seconds later and I might’ve died I laughed so hard.

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

Happy birthday to my brother @djmosfett.bsky.social I hope you and @lizroscher.bsky.social are doing something nice

Seattle Renounces Atheism Forever After Witnessing Resurrection of St. Rat: tinyurl.com/3xm4jwy3

Thousand Oaks legend Jack Wilson

We love our dubs

Who is afraid of Dubs, he’s a good boy

Could Superman throw a pitch so hard he could tear his UCL?

I cannot recall another professional athlete where the TV commentators are constantly like "Look at this man's ass. No one has an ass like him. His power comes from his ass."

It’s been a while but this feels like something Jon Madden would have done

Look if you don’t want a teen to rob your home run, hit it further

Hawkeye's resolution varies with distance to some degree, I'd say the lowest possible bound (sensor resolution) is half-an-inch? The fact they probably still do projection of distance from a polynomial dynamics fit off the initial parameters means it's probably about a foot?

I didn’t understand why jazz was in the hrd and I still don’t

❤️ (🎥: thatladyanna)

Incredible shirt my wife bought me

Murderbot is pretty good but it was a wild choice to make the episodes 20 minutes long. Usually shows this short are more episodic.

Inspiring: Engineers Use Modern Tools and Build Jet Ski to Stunt On Archaeologists Who Recreated Prehistoric Tools to Build Ancient Canoe

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

So is Tatis allergic to the wall or what

@pwhl--seattle.bsky.social is there a phone number/email for ticket deposits? I put down a ticket deposit but I never got confirmation email as far as I can tell, and my card wasn't charged.

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards