AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

Don't threaten me with a good time.

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

<taps microphone> It’s a bad tool.

THIS IS SO GOOD

Seems to me that our Republican brothers and sisters being unwillng to negotiate now makes it hard to believe promises that they’d negotiate later if only the Democrats would cave on the shutdown.

Hey, it's my 20th wedding anniversary today. If you'd like to get me a gift, you can go buy a copy of my novella The Great Rock & Roll Time Trip Tour. It's on sale for the Kindle for 99 cents today only! Cover art by @patricialupien.bsky.social www.amazon.com/Great-Rock-R...

"What radicalized you" Nothing really, its just that society had redefined radicalized to mean "Basic Fucking Human Empathy"

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Trump is starving the troops.

"The downside is that you’re starting your relationship with your new Windows install by lying to it. But hey, if you’re using the AI features, your computer is probably going to lie to you, too. It all balances out." Facts

A cyborg assassin, a child, and a giant conspiracy--SHE-WOLF AND CUB is $1.99USD in ebook today! openroadmedia.com/ebook/she-wo...

Remember this energy in the mid-terms. Support progressive Democrats. Hold them to high standards (i.e., no Nazi tattoos). Don't hold them to impossible standards (i.e., supporting every single thing you do). Reject the idea that some voters (i.e., transgender folx) need to be sacrificed for a win.

If you're in line to urinate on Dick Cheney's grave, STAY IN LINE!

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Let's go vote, Pennsylvania!

GO VOTE!!! 🗳️ PA: VOTE YES ON RETAINING OUR JUDGES & ALL DEMS 🗳️VA: VOTE ABIGAIL SPANBERGER FOR GOV & ALL DEMS 🗳️NJ: VOTE MIKIE SHERRILL & ALL DEMS 🗳️NYC: VOTE ZOHRAN MAMDANI FOR MAYOR & ALL DEMS 🗳️CA: VOTE YES ON PROP 50

Well, hell. Looks like I'm going to need to drink more coffee. Dick Cheney died and I'm going to need a full bladder for the funeral.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. And I am immortal. (Stabs self, gets laid, music by Queen swells in the background.)

PA folks! Today is the day! Be sure to go out and vote to retain the three Supreme Court justices who are up for the vote! Here in Delco, we've also got two seats for Judge of the Court of Common Pleas, two County Council seats, the Sheriff, County Controller and Register of Wills on the ballot.

On this election day, Dick Cheney did the best thing he could for this country.

This is brilliant

A Monday haiku My brain will not brain, no matter how much coffee. Screen font so tiny.

I like Los Angeles history. What there is of it. We're a young town, after all. And we hate to show our wrinkles. This is a city that razes history and builds ugly in its place. The NIMBYs only make noise when they think something will fuck with their property values and Prop 13.

New awareness campaign

I think this person is onto something🤔

Naturally the dev team not ONCE thought to consider how this unasked for feature could be weaponized as an attack vector.

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up. "But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

Happy Native American Heritage Month! Be sure you’re making an effort to support indigenous creatives, lift our voices, support our projects, and acknowledge the land you occupy, not just this month but EVERY month. We are here, we are resilient and we deserve to be heard. #NAHM

It's Native American Heritage Month and this is your daily reminder to support Native/Indigenous creators, artists, beaders, authors/storytellers/writers, etc... all year around and not just during Native American Heritage Month!

Remember, everybody, if you stay up until 3 AM tonight you’re really only staying up until 2 AM. Use this knowledge responsibly.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

We are firmly anti torment nexus here at bsky, but we can also have a little torment nexus, as a treat.

I will aggressively ignore all changes to the timeline until they pry the following feed from my cold dead hands give me reverse chronological or give me death

Who the fuck would think this was a good idea? If I dislike a post, I do one of two things: A. Ignore it and scroll to the next B. Block the fuck out of the poster because whatever it was caused me to decide I don't need any of that person's posts in my life ever again. This is asking to be abused

Your chilly sneer Of cold command Your trunkless legs Upon the sand Once awed the Persian, Turk, And Damascene A pedastal Beside your smirk Proclaims “Look up, You lazy jerk! Behold the mighty work Of great Jolene.”

Deep-dive into Intel's Arc graphics driver software and driver package: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhEC...

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

OPINION: Pennsylvania Voters Must Not Sleep on This ‘Off-Year’ Election | Your vote is your voice, writes Renée Donahey. And on Nov. 4 there's too much at stake to stay silent.

Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.

Fuck yes! @flavorflav.bsky.social and @chuckdpe.bsky.social proving they're still as relevant as ever.

First animated crush without saying your age.

Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over? Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen. www.ft.com/content/4855...

This month I've replayed Resident Evil VII, Resident Evil: Village & the remake of Silent Hill 2 which reminds me that last year I released a song about these things. This holiday season, please revisit my music video for "Every Survival Horror Game." youtu.be/mpmYAdXkchc?...

Please vote

Advice to live by.

"No, no! It's not a prison! It's a... camp! Yes! A camp that will help the homeless, uhhh, concentrate! Yes! It will help them concentrate on improving! So you see? It's good. It's a concentr..." *PR flak begins whispering furiously in Shumway's ear* "No more questions!"

You know, I'd respect this a lot more if it weren't being delivered by Captain Clear the Homeless Encampments over here. Newsom is absolutely not to be trusted. Especially if you're poor. Or trans.

Some good news! “Boston City Council has voted unanimously to ban its government from using facial recognition technology, including the police department, making it the largest city on the East Coast to do so.” www.builtinboston.com/articles/bos...