Friends! Please wish a very happy birthday to this beautiful burlesque badass and bombshell embalmer, Bunny Buxom! Today is Bunny Day, and so is every other day, fools! 💜❤️

Just this year alone, the MAGA movement’s core values have been retconned more times than the Halloween film franchise.

In the latest episode of "Collect All 79," I restore a vintage Kenner Millennium Falcon. Check it out and subscribe, nerds! #starwars #toycollecting #kenner youtu.be/16MYCoLSQAU?...

August 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes: new track "Vintage Gentlemen Tour" with instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep65, cover of E-40's "Choices," 2 photo sets, bonus video & more! Subscribe today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.

A new episode of "Collect All 79" has just dropped! This sixth installment in my chronicles of vintage Star Wars action figure collecting reveals six new acquisitions! Please like and subscribe, nerds! #kenner #starwars #toycollecting www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4UK...

PITTSBURGH, PA! Sunday August 3rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) wraps up at Bottlerocket Social Hall. Doors at 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: app.opendate.io/e/mc-frontal...

CLEVELAND, OH! Saturday August 2nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at The Foundry with special guest @mayorwertz.bsky.social! Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

DETROIT, MI! Thursday July 31st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @sanctuarydetroit.bsky.social with special guest Mark Cooper. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

COLUMBUS, OH! Wednesday July 30th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Rumba Cafe with special guests Huge Euge! Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

ROCHESTER, NY! Tues. July 29th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @bugjarshows.bsky.social. Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

Washington, DC! Sunday July 27th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Pie Shop with special guest Prowess the Testament. Doors @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.pieshopdc.com/shows/schaff...

CAMBRIDGE, MA! Sat. July 26th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Cantab Lounge for an early show. Doors @ 5pm, Show @ 6pm. Tix: wl.eventim.us/event/mc-fro...

PHILADELPHIA! Wednesday July 23rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Nikki Lopez. Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.ticketweb.com/event/mc-fro... #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

NEW YORK CITY! This Friday July 25th, catch the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) with special guest @lextheconartist.bsky.social at Soho Live NYC. Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.soholivenyc.com#/events/137109

Good news! 1. I finally got my hacked FB page back after 5 mos. 2. Catch me live w/@mc.frontalot.com in July/Aug on Vintage Gentlemen Tour! Philly, NYC, Boston, DC, Rochester, Columbus, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h... Pic: Ryan Spence 6/27/2025

PHILADELPHIA / NYC / BOSTON / WASHINGTON DC / ROCHESTER / COLUMBUS / DETROIT / CLEVELAND / PITTSBURGH: Tix for the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) are on sale now at www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h... #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore (photo by Ryan Spence)

Kick off your holiday weekend with me as I pay tribute to one of my favorite movies (1996's Independence Day) by dressing up as the film's characters and performing six nerdcore hip-hop songs. #nerdcore #nerdcorehiphop #ID4 youtu.be/cpKHMrS3HCE?...

Tickets for ALL East Coast/Midwest dates of the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) are on sale now at www.schafferthedarklord.com #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

DENVER, CO! Sunday June 22nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Moe's Original BBQ in Englewood. Doors @ 6pm, show @ 7pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

SALT LAKE CITY! Saturday June 21st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Quarters DLC. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

Where the Salt Lake City nerds? Yall gotta get some tickets to @mc.frontalot.com and @schafferthedark.bsky.social this Saturday! www.24tix.com/events/nrdzg...

PORTLAND, OR! Thursday June 19th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Dante's. Doors @ 8pm, show @ 9pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

SEATTLE! Wednesday June 18th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at El Corazon with openers @shubzilla.bsky.social x @billbeats.com Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

ALBANY, CA! Monday June 16th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Ivy Room. Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

LOS ANGELES! Saturday June 14th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Harvard & Stone. Tix/deets/updates at FRONTALOT.COM. #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

Here we go! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour is go for westside. And July's east coast dates are starting to appear! frontalot.com/gigs

Phoenix! Thur June 12! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Last Exit Live. Doors @ 7:30pm. Show @ 8:00pm. Tix @ FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) is coming to celebrate nerdcore hip-hop turning 25 years old! #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore

PHOENIX, ARIZONA! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) kicks off in your fair city this Thursday June 12th at Last Exit Live! Get your tix and come celebrate nerdcore hip-hop turning 25 years old: wl.seetickets.us/event/schaff...

Join me as I examine the Jabba the Hutt Action Playset during my adventure to collect the first 79 vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures. Check it out and please subscribe! #kenner #starwars #toycollecting youtu.be/jalL02wCJxk?...

LOS ANGELES! On Saturday June 14th, you should come see @mc.frontalot.com and me rhyme in your direction at Harvard & Stone. Tix on sale now: posh.vip/e/mc-frontal... More Vintage Gentlemen Tour dates will be announced this Friday!

This month's Patreon exclusive track boils unconditional MAGA fealty down to two possible explanations: bigotry or stupidity. This month's content also includes my cover of Dead Kennedys' "Nazi Punks F*ck Off" and so much more! Sign up today: www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...

In this week's episode of "Collect All 79," I take a look at the controversy surrounding repro accessories for vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures. Check it out and please subscribe! #starwars #kenner #repro #toycollecting

In this week's episode of "Collect All 79," I put together a display case for my vintage Kenner Star Wars action figure collection. Check it out and please subscribe! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jfa...

The 2nd episode of my series "Collect All 79" is on youtube now. This time we take a look at de-yellowing vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures. Please check it out and subscribe! youtu.be/mIAJIkPjxVI?...

“Hound Dog” is the most brutal diss track ever written about a pet.

“Stay up all night, and I MC and never die, ‘cause death is the cousin of sleep.” 💜

Happy Star Wars Day, friends! I have just released the first episode of my new series "Collect All 79," which follows my adventure to collect, restore, complete and display the first 79 vintage Kenner Star Wars figures. Check it out! And please subscribe! youtu.be/wzanexcnl10?...

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! DOORS OPEN @ 6:30. SHOW STARTS @ 7:30. LET’S GO!

This Fri May 2nd I'm gonna drop a new Bandcamp single called "Collect All 79," the theme song of my new youtube series (launching Sun May 4th) which follows my adventure to collect, complete, restore & display the first 79 vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures. Happy Star Wars weekend, nerds!

This summer @mc.frontalot.com & I will team up for the Vintage Gentlemen Tour & nerdcore hip-hop's 25th bday. YOU SHOULD COME. Tix for most west coast shows available now. More dates (east/midwest) coming soon: schafferthedarklord.com/tour *(poster illustration by real human artist Brittany Cloud)

TasselMania 7's main event will pit RHP Intercuntinental Champion Kita St. Cyr against RHP Hall of Famer Miss Frankie Eleanor on Friday May 2nd, 2025 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. Get your tix ASAP before we sell out: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... youtu.be/O6OMkzb7b_0?...

Hey, what are you doing in June? Sheltering in place while CBP storm troopers patrol your neighborhood? Put on the calendar RIGHT NOW that you should sneak out and see me & Schaffer on tour. West Coast dates announced, most tix already avail at frontalot.com/gigs

The "bad-ass mother" Abby Fantastic reflects on her career before her RHP Hall of Fame induction at TasselMania 7 on Friday May 2nd, 2025 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. Tickets on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... youtu.be/9gAs97yQLzE?...

Scientist: With this time machine you can fix history. Me (arriving in 1997): Hey, hire a real horn section. Shania: I think this synthesizer sounds just as- Me: No.

RHP New York Champion Dominant Jeane will defend her title in a rematch against Stella Nova at TasselMania 7 on Friday May 2nd, 2025 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. But FIRST...a war of words! Tickets on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... youtu.be/m50G1oc3BBs?...

Though suspended superstar Charles Stunning has been reassigned as a backstage correspondent, it seems they're still looking for a fight at TasselMania 7 on Friday May 2nd, 2025 at @littlefieldnyc in Brooklyn, NY. Tickets on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... youtu.be/txLtZ6imEBg?...

I don’t know if there’s a term for the opposite of imposter syndrome, but I DO know that it’s best exemplified by the rural red hat confidently posting a misspelled screed to defend this crisis as smart economic strategy.

RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak has some words for the reigning Mx Nobody Father Queef ahead of their cross-promotion title match at TasselMania 7 on Friday May 2nd, 2025 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. Tickets on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... youtu.be/b0QSPwtRVcU?...