Yall ever drink 5-32 beers, spend 35 min looking for Stargate on the several thousand streaming apps, finally find it and pass out during the opening credits?

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Dawg you were a Rhodes Scholar finalist. What is you doing

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Had a good week

The Trump administration is trying to illegally transfer the student loan portfolio to Treasury. There are several problems with this — legally and administratively. So far, Senator Warren is leading the charge on pushing back. Other Dems must follow. www.businessinsider.com/student-loan...

“Catholic content creator”

Pam Bondi fired because she visibly reacted to Trump’s (porcine diarrhea) odor at a recent meeting where his other viziers didn’t blink

🔥 🔥 Country Singer @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social: “Let me translate for you — fuck your kids. Fuck your health care. We can’t pay for it because we’re too busy making YOU pay for meaningless wars in the Middle East so we can cut taxes for the rich.”

Coming off a loss in IL primaries, Kat Abughazaleh launches a new effort “merging mutual aid, political action, and apolitical events.” @jesswash.bsky.social covered her campaign’s mutual aid program here: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...

The Coaches of the Month for March! West: Mark Daigneault (Thunder) East: Quin Snyder (Hawks)

The Kia NBA Players of the Month for March! West: Luka Dončić (Lakers) East: Jalen Johnson (Hawks)

This is up there without question

Oh man, just found this old exchange between @tiny.baby, @ugarles.bsky.social, and Chili’s

Probably not the right platform but in honor of Pam Bondi getting fired, I’ve got a fire sale going on for my cheap cardboard hobby on COMC www.comc.com/Promotions/P...

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

If Stella has specific glasses for their dogshit beer, then Keystone needs to make and start marketing their spaghetti stained Tupperware beer glass

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

I feel like anyone in this administration the gets fired or removed should be killed?

If I’m watching something on YouTube and the forced ad is some lame ass AI shit, I think that “company” should self immolate

Ted Cruz a bitch

gassing up ford f-15000 eddie bauer toddler annihilator edition trucks and getting so angry their turkish bald surgery hairline is rippling like a tectonic fault

Hell yeah man. Great response. No notes

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

AIPAC fuckin sooks (this is for @quiet-earp.bsky.social)

Markwayne. What a dumb fucking name

Bye Noem. Ya cunt

Next time Pam Bondi is in a congressional hearing, folks should just have a picture of the bags under her dogshit eyes blown up and displayed

Man the scents are getting a little out of hand now

IM A FAT FUCKING OF SHIT President DONALD J TRUMP

“Bed Buhnee ain’t from here.”

All the J6 veterans must be furious at this halftime show

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

Man I wish Every Time I Die had some merch playing off the "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"sentence

🔥 Tennessee’s own sheryl crow bringing it

ICE coming to Atlanta gone learn today

I’m not good at photoshop. Can someone do a Knocked Loose/Arc Raiders thing called ARF Raiders

Scanning faces. Building databases. Fascism is here. 🇺🇸 And all the “tyranny” “don’t tread on me folks” are silent. Turns out they meant “tread on them” 🤷🏼

The Acrobats, by Alexander Calder, 1944, 📸 by @Bessex_Joshua

My god Sean Payton is such a fucking cunt

Sooo, The Rip, uhh rips

meanwhile on dry land…

#RiseUp

Wow

Thank you for everything, Trae. 😢 #TrueToAtlanta

NOOOOOOO