i still cant get over how tonight's smiling friends has a fucking europa universalis 4 joke in it. this feels targeted.

GM

Lucifer speech on the Neutral Route feels like this

FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM

“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale good work, John Roberts

my new low stakes conspiracy theory is that the department of defense directly requested the ai ghibli art style in black ops 7

every time quasartico is mentioned in legends z-a it feels like this video youtu.be/dpXaBVKO8r8?...

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

rightoids: “Yeah well Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files!” Bill Clinton in the Epstein Files:

It has Begun

this reads like wrestling commentary

It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.

URA training: man I gotta make sure I get all the friendship boosts and 20 races in the career AND beat URA finals Unity Cup training:

this is some bullshit

petro is so beast

hey jsyk me and my numidian cavalry are going to slaughter you to the last man

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.

HI SANDY HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

makoto following u hiding behind her book wyd #persona5

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

Idk what the hell she’s streaming to me

I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.

OOOOO OOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO

remember when twitter turned this into a discourse instead of joining hands and laughing at one of the best jokes ever?

this image i made

Mega⭐️

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

learning a lot about relationships on tiktok

pietro lets go get grab my grubhub order

Something oozing is coming......... #OOZERWATCH