Finding out Diane Keaton died from your gay high school boyfriend's Instagram post is a canon event, I think we can all agree.

Every fall I get a disease called spendallthemoneyonclothes.

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Ok so I can't handle this guy on Jeopardy.

please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...

I know it doesn't matter to them at all but it's malpractice for CNN to run a 30+ year old photo next to this story.

The tren de aragua stuff reminds me of when I worked in schools and there would always be someone sending out all-staff emails about a new threat of candy with hard drugs in it (did not exist).

"Spend enough time in certain corners of the internet, and you risk becoming spiritually and culturally Philadelphian." Gift link, because Philadelphians are kind and welcoming. Go Birds. share.inquirer.com/nhONWX

We’re approaching this being real

Calling it that 'slop' will be the word of the year.

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

Guy on the train sitting next to me is playing Beat It out loud on his phone. You know what? I'll allow it.

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Whenever I'm receiving automated emails from LinkedIn know I'm in a bad place.

Today really feels like we entered the second trimester on facism if that makes sense (lol).

Not to make everything generational but we've got a bunch of gen z weirdos who think the internet is real-life killing us because human beings are just NPCs to them but we also have the classic Gen X TV-is-real-life freaks mugging for the TV cameras like that means anything at all. Get bent, truly.

Getting in on the redeye from Qatar with jet lag so bad I can’t see color to hear a man who got a Bronze Star for pull-ups give a TED Talk

Every clip coming out so far of Pete Hegseth speaking at this general's gathering is so funny and cringe and I love it so much. Deeply, deeply embarrassing. Just really gratifying.

I think it would be funny if an unintended consequence of forcing all these generals to show up for some bullshit would be them turning it into a sleepover bitch sesh.

Almost literally everything, is what he’s in charge of yes www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

New Poll: Democratic Socialism Is Now Mainstream A national poll from Jacobin, DSA Fund, and Data for Progress finds broad support for democratic socialist leaders and left-wing policies.

With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

No one ever talks about what defunding PBS is going to do to Viking River Cruises.

“Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them.” ― Assata Shakur, Assata: An Autobiography

I am so excited to live in the northeast in the fall, primed to watch a 6-part miniseries about the Revolutionary War.

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

There was a moment, 2013-2016 or so, when I had just the right amount of work stress for healthy growth. Like I could give a reasonable amount of effort and be proud of the work I was putting out into the world. And yet since then, every day has been an ever-tightening vise on my soul and spirit.

Honest question - does Kash Patel know about court?

Panic! At the J&J headquarters🥴 Gift article wapo.st/4nkMdCO

I said this once already: they have a moral responsibility to shut down a fascist government. They shouldn’t be bothered with meeting with him.

American culture is Maria Menounos hooting and hollering at you at a gas pump.

I miss when Bakeoff didn't do sexual innuendo puns

Honestly, though, if that's the build, it makes sense

"I did nothing to these people, but every day I have to see them gleefully cheer online about the anticipated death of my chosen profession. I had no idea we artists were so hated—I still don't know why. What did my silly little cat drawings do to earn so much contempt?"

Thank you to all these people for putting their bodies on the line, including my rep Bobby Carroll.

ON BARI WEISS’S PODCAST AHAHAHA

If you haven’t already, now is the perfect time to start building your indie shit

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

Might be a dumb question but I sincerely don't understand why these people don't just become moderate republicans. Social and environmental issues seem to be the only modicum of difference between the two parties so if you don't have progressive values with regard to those things, why stay dem even?

Stunning piece. A horror movie of sorts. Will be familiar to anyone on the left trying to navigate the centrist American legacy media, albeit made all the more difficult when your bosses and colleagues all assume your people are by default murderous barbarians. bidoun.org/articles/hou...

I've only seen mention of this on social media, beginning this morning.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

HOLY SHIT WE'RE BACK ON TOP, BABY