Mfw my crayon packet doesn't have red but has yellow

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

"Which 2%, specifically?" "YOU KNOW which 2%"

The Dungeon Crawler Carl graphic novel was a lot of fun. The art style is great, I'm interested to see it through to the end.

How your e-mail finds me

Some pretty unhinged stuff here even for Trump. Wouldn't putting nuclear weapons in space be in violation of multiple treaties?

Why even play the video game when you've lived it?

Because like half of the elected Democrats in office are older than Trump and keep arguing they should be able to keep their seats until they literally die sitting in them.

How many Grateful Dead shirts does one man need? Perhaps just ONE more...

Okay, grandpa, you should go back to bed.

Truth Social up 45% presumably because it's the only outlet for Trump's insane rants about whatever is going on in the Strait? I check it occasionally just to see what bullshit he's spewing. It's wild the trash-tier ads that appear in between posts "informing" people about the war.

our virtuous redistricting and their horrible gerrymandering

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched was a pretty decent bunch this week. Breadwinner and Persepolis were fascinating. Breadwinner in particular had some really beautiful animation and the story sticks in your throat. Hoppers should have just been Avatar. The animals were in their rights to resist.

if they made “They Live” today every sign would just say GAMBLE

In light of Richard Dawkins being in the news cycle, a comic about New Atheism

We should have a government policy of 80% of journeys being by foot, bike, or public transport within 5 years. And 100% of buses, cars, lorries, trains, and vans being electric within 10 years. Everyone will be happier apart from the oil companies.

RIP Knowledge Fight :(

Well, after 2600 miles I'm pretty sure the stock rear tire on my Level.3 is cooked. I've got a set of Marathon E-Plus coming in, I'm hopeful that these will both offer better puncture protection (in combination with QuickStrike sealant) and last longer, since this is my primary means of conveyance.

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

People are calling it the most unattractive photo angle ever

Snoopy rocking the Stealie helmet

ZOOM, ENHANCE! They appear to just be using AR pattern rifles, that's a 5.56 casing rather than a shotgun shell. All the more impressive really.

Dipshit, not even 90% of *Germans* had a Nazi phase.

Pretty decent week for me. FUZE was a weird one, I was fully on board for the first half - it's a tense bomb defusal + hostage situation, my heart rate was DEFINITELY up. I feel like it didn't really stick the landing though. Watching my BTTF UHD for the first time, gorgeous transfer.

Its blend of strangeness and sincerity echoes the engaging mix of absurdity and warmth that the show this gag is attached to proudly carries at its best.

It's 2028, the ballroom is still not built. Republicans demand Trump receive a third time, as he's the only visionary capable of building the much-demanded ballroom. Gas costs $19 a gallon. Coffee is but a fond memory. The Strait remains closed, but Iran has a nuke.

HAN SOLO: Wait a minute, this is interesting... Trogdor. LEIA: Trogdor system? HAN: Trogdor's not a system, he's a man. A dragon man.

Truly it is amazing how different the landscape is for Linux gamers thanks to the state of Proton.

I took my first dab an hour before this movie. Was still too high to drive when I had to leave so I took a Lyft to get there. Fell asleep and was awakened to a post-credits scene. Still haven't bothered to watch the movie while I'm awake. It's when I realized Marvel was done for me.

I found Bazzite a bit too restrictive for my main machine. I wanted to do MORE than just game on it. But I also wanted to be able to game. I run Nobara on my main computer at home. It's a nice balance between power user capability and gaming focused features. Can't recommend enough.

We have always been the virus It has always been inside us

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched? Finally watched the much-parodied Rear Window, and wow! I see why it's referenced so often in pop culture, what a journey. I thought the guy was going to be innocent because in Bart of Darkness it's all just a misunderstanding, the turn got me.

Very interesting...

Good morning happy earth day

Have you heard of the High Elves?

HELP GARFIELD, THE ASS WAS TOO FAT!

Bsky having problems in some reginos

Got a flat on the way into work on Monday, which was a bummer but just a minor setback. Got my new brake pads installed and the tube replaced today. Love that I can fix most problems with my bike myself.

I'm misty eyed, what a beatufiul moment.

Change in Abstract

Actually a pretty good week for me. I thought The Killer was fine but not really for me. The Drama really made an impression on me for some reason though, it's a slow motion trainwreck and I was enthralled. Louis Theroux dissing a manosphere dude's calves was funny. And mario was mario, kids liked

why did Melania say this at her press conference?