Cherry is the horniest of all colas.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Time to girlboss my way across medieval China with my inbred viking cultists in Crusader Kings 3. Join in the fun, live now at twitch.tv/thecytherean

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

Me when a woman

Caught up on Pluribus and I am utterly obsessed, Vince Gilligan has done it again.

Don't belive me just watch

The fact that Jared Leto keeps getting acting work boggles the mind.

It has been a few weeks but we are once again live with more Crusader Kings 3, where we have abandoned our lands to begin migrating east as a horde of violent cultists. Join us at twitch.tv/thecytherean

Yes, vision boards exist to satisfy a Catalonian mindset.

The secret of my hair is that I only wash it when the moon is full.

They have finally added China to Crusader Kings 3. Naturally, I have chosen to start on the coast of France. Join me as I pillage Europe before heading east, live now at twitch.tv/thecytherean

“My desire to eliminate them is merely ’political’. Their desire to not be eliminated is a direct, personal, unwarranted attack on me that could result in my death and betrays their savagery.”

Owlbear cub! This is not a drill! My contribution to spooky season is a lil critter. #halloween #creatures #owlbear #artshare #photoediting

Watching Frankenstein get thrown around by the creature like

It is about time for me to gentrify huge chunks of land in Town to City. Join me as I kick the working masses to the outskirts of society and offer them no transportation, live now at twitch.tv/thecytherean

its like im holland oates adn youre that other guy

I am so heartbroken, there was a pair of Louboutins (in my size)in the thrift shop window for 80 dollars but they sold before I could buy them.

Two little devils have appeared!

The Reman Empire is my Roman Empire

I have a bit of time today and so I have decided to work on my charming little voxel village in Town to City. Join me live now at twitch.tv/thecytherean

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

It may only be in early access but I have fallen in love with Town to City. Join me as I continue building the most charming villages I can, live now at twitch.tv/thecytherean

I think I have seen pregnant Clippy more than I have seen regular Clippy at this point. It has become his default state in my mind.

I have consumed an ungodly quantity of century eggs.

your modded skyrim dragonborn after stealing back the nirnroots they just sold to the potions merchant

Fun fact: If you rip a hole in fishnets, they then have fewer holes.

Shall I fill your cup?

My personal bicon

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

I have some time, so join me as I hop in to the Early Access of Town to City, a game so perfect for me that it seems almost custom made. Live now at twitch.tv/thecytherean

Whiskey River don't run dry, You're all I've got, take care of me.

not now kitten, daddy is about to go nonverbal

"online enough to understand it, not online enough to like it" is the real opposite of a sweet spot

Femboy Fatale 🗡️

not now babe. im constructing intricate rituals

Leslut de Lioncourt

Soup of the day: White wine

I am simply one hell of a butler.

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

The Dhampir with Daddy Issues #castlevania #Alucard #cosplay

POV: You tried to run but I caught up to you anyway.

i saw the future and you turn out gay

I went from never vaping to becoming a live resin snob over the course of a single month.

My ANTIFA Parents…

Tyl*nol legal team getting that lawsuit together rn

Hail Aphroditus, Lord of Beauty

Boy with a pearl earring