I don't have my shit together

Hey man knock it off no one wants to see that shit.

They should invent a kind of long term unemployment that doesn't make you want to kill yourself

waiter, more distractions please I need to keep my Thoughts turned OFF at all times

I play this game every day but I haven't lost keyword yet

i was looking at a car with a punched in window and I walked into a pole like a fucking idiot, this happened two days ago and my head is still swollen

Re quoting Thank you, Dr. Bloonky

Thank you, Dr. Bloonky

Don’t worry, Junior… Dr. Bloonky is here 💉

#MOTORSLICE demo gameplay This game is not safe for work in the sense that the machinery on this job site is trying to kill you

I adore that @pizzahotline.bsky.social is doing #motorslice OST with @regularstudio.bsky.social I was a fan of pizza hotline like for years before the demo dropped, even. Hell yeah

Yo! I'm Pizza Hotline, i'm a music producer and video game composer. I've worked on/with FORTNITE, NIKE, RUNESCAPE, JAGEX, ABLETON, NME, DJMAG Check out my stuff here linktr.ee/pizzahotline_

P from Motorslice by @regularstudio.bsky.social #blender #lowpoly

Go play the demo: store.steampowered.com/app/2830030/...

MOTORSLICE demo available NOW

this was my first viral tweet 😭 Maybe this could happen here at bsky too? I'm making a brutalist Prince of Persia

#MOTORSLICE #clips POV: you accidentally turned your phone flashlight on at the job site (that shit's bright!) #P

Watching the fat bear week live cams and the bear in the river right now looks like he fucking hates it

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MotorSlice By @regularstudio.bsky.social Seems Pretty Cool I Like The Main Character, She's Very Pokeable #pixelart #pixelanimation #aseprite #MotorSlice #Seraph's-General-Art-Tag

Cute girl energy^2. Really looking forward to what @regularstudio.bsky.social has to offer with this game! Check it out and add it to your wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/2830030/MOTORSLICE #fanart #illustration #j #motorslice #wandwadventures #regularstudio #toon #rubberhose #cosplay

🔴 LIVE NOW!!!! 🔴 I am normal and can be trusted around chainsaws :) ▶️ twitch.tv/theloveslug #Vtuber #ENVtuber #VSky #Femboy #Motorslice

playing the #MOTORSLICE demo and anytime i end up feeling a jump or losing a fight, this is my exact reaction at what follows after

#MOTORSLICE is a fun fuckin game. I keep turned into tomato sauce by falling. its great

back by unpopular demand, me

they're putting ants in the cargo compartments of airplanes so that passengers can get a little surprise when they put their underwear on at their destinations. thank you for flying with us

Can I call you back I’m getting fingered by the hamburger helper

i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

me realizing I'm unfunny *explodes

Just know if you're struggling my door is never open. you should feel free to not tell me anything

your honor, my client pleads not guilty by way of cuckoo. cuckoo for cocoa puffs

remember, @banneduser.space is filmed in front of a live studio audience and they want their money back! hahaha

it's funny that he would assume Gary gives a fuck about whether spoingboing lives or dies

Me if I were made of string: "oops I catastrophically unraveled but I'm normal now *is attacked by a cat ow Ow ow ow ouch ow ow ow "

pro tip if you're fuckin losing it just repeat to yourself get your shit together over and over until you are too exhausted to think I tried this and it didn't work

Beep beep I have the thing on that explodes if I post bad vibes. good vibes only

they're sunsetting me like a portfolio loss leader unless I can turn my entire shit around like bar rescue

This is how my cats look at me now hahahaha

Get your shit together x100 Hashtag affirmations

Today's 30 minute warm up was done using the Commodore 64 limited palette.

1986 mt Fuji #jazz #artblakey #joehenderson #tonywilliams #herbiehancock music.youtube.com/watch?v=kSvy...

chat, once I get a good nights rest I'll regain my sanity I promise

roasted an unseasoned chicken drummie for my cat's birthday and put Churu on it like New York street meat sauce

I'm going to be (kind of) flooding y'all with VRChat pictures so be prepared to see a virtual chihuahua being a huge freaking dork in virtual reality Mute #VRChat if you don't care to see it

My then (13 year old) daughter made this important film m.youtube.com/watch?v=QXQJ...

Love crabs? Get a Crab facts (or eel facts or frog facts) advent calendar here! Squidfacts.net They fund my science education nonprofit @skypeascientist.bsky.social!

#EarlSweatshirt Live Laugh Love cookout youtube.com/shorts/Eqopw... 🥩