I’m watching the British black comedy “The Death of Stalin.” I needed a laugh after today

Sure, I’ll bandwagon.

Isn’t this a kid’s movie? I literally have watched much more adult films on YouTube movies before, like “Justice League: Gods and Monsters” without this warning

Seriously, don't. The recruiter's entire job is to lie out their ass.

I propose a fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He rides before the rest, on a horse spotted like static, wearing a blindfold, and in his left hand he holds a burning book. He is Ignorance, and his coming paves the way for the other four.

don't call it winter weight call it the holiday expansion pack

When you have a movie on in the background from the 80s that gets awkward for some off hand trans and eating disorder jokes… I mean, sure, “funny for their time” but not exactly comfortable now

Great Value Satan

Again, one of those franchises that you're surprised hasn't gotten a reboot, *especially* given it's purpose was a manic superhero parody, and superheroes are bigger than they were in the 90s now.

Time to sign off for the day, methinks.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Whoops! Forgot to post this days ago! Happy Belated Holidays!! ❄️

I’m navigating the politics of a giant Empire, advocating for my improved fighter program, while balancing loyalty to my own people and duty to that wrinkly old Sith ballsack. Also, I’m blue.

Taco night with @hunkabeef.bsky.social Also cooking up mushrooms with oil and Parmesan.

Accidentally looking at the work email inbox when I’m still off for another week.

Renewed two of my tech certifications Hosted family at the new house Promoted two belt ranks in martial arts.

I got my first ever tattoo this past week! I am so happy with how it turned out, now I get to carry a bit of bear with me everywhere I go 🐻

Three years in, so one other piece of advice. It’s gonna hurt, for a while. Every time you muscle train or cardio, you’re going to be sore. But it gets better. By the end of the second month, I wasn’t sore anymore after workouts and that internal dopamine was hitting when I was.

If you see this, re-post with your model of positive masculinity. I don’t think there’s been a better example in the last twenty years

“The Captain’s Mess”

A fusion restaurant called Tuvix

My wonderful, amazing, husband @scihoss.bsky.social commissioned this lovely artwork from @skippylynn.bsky.social for our anniversary! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ He was joking about how I've lost so much weight, I might blow away in the wind! This is such a wonderful surprise from a delightfully talented artist! ❤️

I’ve said it for years in the various Star Trek spaces; Klingons would fall over themselves to have their own WWE. The overacting, costumes, schlocky writing and face-heel-turns? Only difference, is that they’d have proper health care for their wrestlers.

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

Friends who love cooking!! What are some things you wish you had/cannot live without in your kitchen?

Just saw a normie cishet colleague I respect bothsides the OU grading nonsense and increasingly feel like queer folks should never, ever trust non-queer people

I'm not interested in affiliating with a different religious tradition, however estranged I feel from mine In part because people expect you to perpetually answer for your tradition's misdeeds I have one tradition's burdens by heritage and there's no way I'm willingly adopting another's

There's only one version of this song I'll intentionally listen to and it's this one.

Another thing my sister is stealing from my brother and I. My nephew is approaching his fourth birthday and my niece is two. And because my sister refuses to be at the same family events with her brothers, the kids don’t even know my name. I want to be in their lives. But I’m not allowed to be

My 7 year old nephew just said to me “Billionaires don’t know how to do anything right!” DAMN RIGHT KIDDO, SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER!

Around this time every year, the everyone rightfully points out that Santa’s use of Rudolph is only when it’s useful. But less you see commentary that the elves don’t have any support services and Hermey is the only one to point that out.

Chorizo, tomato, poblano peppers, white cheddar and egg pie.

Happy Holidays. Stay warm and safe. Spend time with those you care about. They're watching Die Herd. #furryart #zootopia

Don’t forget this lovely centrefold of Uranus!

New Zoomer Star Trek character. Six of Seven.

Catholics need to stop pretending that white Christian nationalism isn't a problem in our churches, too. www.blackcatholicmessenger.org/ignatius-den...

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

Paraphrasing a Jesuit priest who taught Catholic Catechism at my school in the 1990s: “God loves diversity. Diversity makes the world functional. Can you imagine how terrible it would be if the lining of your stomach was made of the same exact cells as your eyeballs?”

All thanks to @ironboomerstl.bsky.social and our fancy new rice cooker! 😁

*takes the dog on a walk* Huh. House for sale. Wait…what does that sign say?

fuck james cameron and his stupid victim blamey white savior fanfic movies

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. So, the Corporate asshole picking on the common man gets doused in concrete and frozen into a statue? …I can live with that.

Bullied reindeer child with a congenital defect proves people are only nice when they need something from you.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

I've decided that the therian version of brother from another mother is critter from another litter. Reskeet to spread the good word. 🐾