Star Trek probably has the most deaths of main characters in it. That transporter is a killer.... And I'm not talking about it functioning perfectly

You have been chosen by fops to be the hero of a magical adventure. Accept Quest? (y/n)

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

Priority for food

I love democracy

The three stooges will forever be hilarious.

Could you sing the entire score to the HMS Pinafore?

Me right now

It's the Bachmanns all over again lol

I've been messing around with some coyote designs the last few weeks and... Well... I kind of fell in love with how silly they are. ^·Å·^ So say hello to the new Kai! (Or should I say, Kai-yote??)

I'm surprised we haven't caught Lindsey Graham in a truck stop bathroom yet.

How I wake

How you should engage with me

Duuuude... What was in that garbage. I'm trippin'!

Did you know getting bitten by a raccoon is good for your health. Come over and get healthy! *Foams at the muzzle*

Where in the world is Carmen Dingoego

Noem’s husband actually wanted to get involved in furry stuff but worried Kristi would get confused and shoot him.

I'm drunk off pina coolatas! Now I'm gonna make it rain! I think I'm in love with a stripper! Word to my homie, T-Pain!

*Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry *Bites* sorry

Damn these pop up bagels for being so delicious

City Skylines is so addictive till I look at my city and hate it.

I can't believe it's been 10 years since the Democrats gave us the option of Fascism Man or Regan (But a woman) youtu.be/ZqcHotCg8_4?...

Lol overhead this guy talking how he was a Duolingo mascot for a bit and how the had issues with the suit. And I'm thinking he needs to talk to the furries for tips.

Me and whom?

What do you mean I toss and turn in my sleep?

I love making raccoon lyrics to songs.

I'm hungry but also feeling bloated at the same time. Might do a salad? Or just wait longer for true hungies.

Grabbing muttlocks may look easy. But it actually requires hours of practice to be sure you do it right. Here we see one such training session in action.

"Star Trek was always political, but it wasn't preachy."

your grandparents voting for reagan

That moment of awesomeness when the T door stops right in front of you and opens.

Why is it so hot? 60 is basically the Sahara

Raccoons are biological machines programmed to touch every square inch of this planet with their silly little hands.

Share your Personality Identifiable Information with raccoons.

Is it me or are more and more people not brushing their teeth? I swear I'm getting more whiffs of bad breath more often .

Chitter Chatter Chitteree Choo, I've got some perfect garbage for you. Chitter Chatter Chittereee Chee, If you are wise you will listen to me.

Nice morning helping parents with some yahd work