Raccoon Noir

For I am a Raccoon King! (he has the trash of a raccoon king!) And it tis it tis a glorious thing to be a raccoon king!

Boston, you know we love ya madly, hear the crowd roar to your sound!

I always found it cute how Brits call "Z" "Zed"

Why aren't you treating me this way?

Raccoons have figured out how to harness cold fission. Some day the rest of you will be ready for it.

Medieval theme commission piece for @/pnstallion.bsky.social , thank you! 🐴 horse shoemaker 🔨 #vonzentart

Wolves have such a romantic way of expressing love to each other 🥺🙏💜

Mask of the Phantasm theme is a go to nostalgia machine for me.

It's tea time! 🍵 I think this is the most polite and well-behaved this little guy has ever been at the table :3 📸: @flummoxraccoon.bsky.social

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/

Big world. Tiny raccoon.

All I want for Christmas is cheese and wine. This also applies to every day of the year.

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/

A staring contest with a borde Collie

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_289@08-03-2020_04-36-02.jpg

Do it for you! 🫵🐶

Raccoon noses are so adorable. Love those little olive shaped snooters.

It's Chirrburus

Help, I'm looking at adorable dogs and want to adopt them all!

Mystery box commission for Wolfy-Lupus on FA! Happy Holidays everyone!

Man I'm just soooooo tired.

It annoys me how easily impressed my family is with subpar food at some restaurants.

Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/

It's a red flag for me if an Asian restaurant doesn't offer chopsticks as default.

ONLY YULE

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/

Awwww my step brother (brother in law? I'm honestly not sure) and his husband have the most adorable shibe

Maybe I'm weird but I really hate getting Christmas gifts and I don't give them out, which I make clear I'm like. But I hate gift giving culture for certain days, especially the commercialized ones.

Report: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas

What do you mean "intervention?"

OH IT CRIMMAS ❄️

Do I try and find a gal to bring to the military ball next month and get a second ticket now, or just buckle in and go on my own without worrying about it.

Merry Christmas, everyone! 🦦🎄🎁✨

WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE- TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES THE BINCH

He do a lil' dance