*Banned from the rapture for calling it “uppies”*

I wanna pew!

Two curious raccoons look at me along the St. Vrain Greenway in Longmont, Colorado. Out of habit I always look at holes in trees while walking. I knew something lived there or used it for shelter! #photography #photograph #photographs #photo #photos #nature #wildlife #raccoon #raccoons

breast pocket is too close to the armhole

Daily bunny no.3089 is standing guard

"gentlemen, i've called you to an urgent meeting today to announce ..."

Astrology but pseudoscience

I'm curious to see who did it and why (according to them) they pulled the M7 out of the DOTE evaluations.

Biblically accurate cat

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Laughing so hard

god forbid

3 picture photo dump: Bambi was a hardened criminal; that's what Disney covered up

Jimmy Kimmel is uncancelled! Tylenol is cancelled! Also we're celebrating bisexual day by inventing new genders to be cancelled. LIVE NOW twitch.tv/theserfstv

Grindr was apparently having issues with staying up due to overwhelming demand for its services in the Phoenix metropolitan area this last weekend.

I want to make a Raccoon character that's a criminal lawyer... A criminal. Lawyer.

Big if true

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Command and conquer OSTs are also great workout music

I always giggle when I see buff guys with skinny legs at the gym

The power rangers theme song on loop is a great workout beat :p

Go go rabid raccoons!

my friend's pregnant wife is now treating her headache with seed oils

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Ngl this goes hard

Gonna blast "Union Dixie" while driving around TN next week :P

When the Raccs have a midnight jamboree, the chirr in the night with fiendish glee, Raccs are bad but the one who's cursed, it's the rabid raccoon, he's the worst!

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

This lil' guy came out after the rain, very polite and very small.

Type shit

Try 2: New watch! :3

New watch :3

YOU MUST CHOOSE

its a family recipe 🧑‍🍳

Andor always too on point...

I know a fae trap when I see one

People have asked me why I don’t wear a helmet. I do, it just keeps coming off during the jump. One size fits all my ass. #FursuitFriday

Meanwhile in the US

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

POV: You just offered a raccoon near water some cotton candy. He can't wait to wash his food. #FursuitFriday 🦝 @radpandauk.bsky.social 📸 @poisonedshutter.bsky.social

So precious! youtube.com/shorts/l-JSO...