6 people have now linked me the blinkomania triceratops with accusing looks in their eyes and first of all its false, collecting plastic detritus is for children and seagulls but the moment you ask me about the wheel of time i will turn into a giant blue nerd loser triceratops who wont shut up

Winter coats make great excuses for overall width! Ft. @bluescale.bsky.social

an extremely interesting framing device in this story is that even the two presented factions in this "silicon valley dispute" both are painted as accepting that AI is this hyper powerful tool. Even framing AI as something that could threaten humanity artificially heightens its perceived value.

Hot Birds of Summer’s Past and Hot Birds of Summer’s Present 🖼️ @bluescale.bsky.social

Proof I am stronger than a z fighter in many real true ways

Cosplay 🦙: @bluescale.bsky.social

Damn just had my first 'i fake reported you please come to discord :flustered:' scam......... sucks.......they blocked me...

😌 a cool magic trick where i get 8 hours sleep in like 3 days due to the revival of my long dormant gerd condition 😌

Going to start prefacing phantasmal killer by asking my players how much they've ever lost on a will save

When you're just trying to have lunch in your car and you find out it's National Dog Day Woof..

Hey, am doing adopt of this lovely birb, can change up color and add small changes and details. Am selling him for 90 usd. Dm for any questions, sharing is appreciated (adjust bg color a bit as well pants)

I think my ideal social media is where you are only allowed to write a single post and it doesnt show up in everyones feeds until the next day and your feed is a big newspaper i think im just inventing newspapers

i almost engaged in posting that wasn't about lunch, dinner or art forgive me

its completely fucked up that i actually did find someone impersonating an artist... some dingus phishing for commissions through mass discord messaging (reverse image searched the original artist) but now me messaging the actual artist about this scam... now looks like "IM" scamming them, gdi

this way..

had pretty intense last month (still am tbh) , i lost about 150 to hospital bills and am forced to move end of the month and cant cover anything right now , i cant open more slots just yet . if anyone like to send anything it be greatly appreciated . ko-fi.com/thegoldenkai...

when the japan eat short starts with the sad clown music 😔

I've gotten so big over the last year or so my lawyers have informed me I legally have to be into vore now 😔

if i ever write a post thats bad and you get mad at me consider that its your fault for not simply imagining i posted something cool instead, much to consider

getting studied by 100 scientists for my mental condition where i am unable to stop myself from pressing that little green arrow at the top of discord no matter what im doing or when im doing it

I rise up like godzilla emerging from the sea folks...im makin jambalaya..................

My most wretched opinion is that the people you follow and the things you see are your responsibility. If you don't want to see porn dont follow porn artists. If you don't want to see fat people dont follow fat people's posts. If you dont like political posts dont follow people that post politically

Celebrating Alpaca day with the wonderful @bluescale.bsky.social enjoying a new, ergonomic seating position (taken totally by choice).

Filled up a liter glass, polished it off. Filled it up again...polished it off, didn't even feel full Filled it up again... im halfway done and i feel 100% better, god this fucking heat really caught me off guard

"why do i feel so terrible today" i said, slowly remembering I drank like 4 coffees and a rockstar energy and no water yesterday and the day before i forgot to fill my giant water cup and i just cant figure out why i feel like shit

my reflection in a pool of water talking to me like golem from lord of the rings telling me to try to make AmericanPatriotsAgainstDrumph!!!.bsky block me over a mean post

"why did you have nutella on toast just 20 minutes after dinner" many are asking this and i'll address these allegations directly I ate the nutella toast 20 minutes after already eating dinner because im very dumb and also very bad Thank you

we got some groceries delivered and we got some poor sweet families extra bag and we didn't notice so now we have eight liters of milk

💐 The tributes just keep pouring in. So touching. 💐 #hulkhogan #restinpiss

wheezing, panting, ok, yeah i, yeah that, ok yes kidney stone passed, ok, that, hoo, yes, ok, woo, hoooh boy ok, woo, ok haha woo haha ok, woo

I've read lord of the rings years ago but got the audio books recently and I do enjoy how they force you to slow down the experience which does add another dimension. Drawback 1, its andy serkis reading the entire thing and insisting on singing all the songs and drawback 2 i have a kidney stone

average ungulate behavior

do it for her but its just pictures of big news morgan

Damn @codexgator.space Hot bird summer is here....

sorry about the recent posts that arent about food or art. Inside me is a big cool anime jail where twitter era cougar queso sits like Kurama rattling the bars demanding to be let out and every day i have to meditate on a mountain top for 12 hours to keep the old evil at bay

Imagine going to work for one of the richest companies on the planet only to find out management makes every department run like a hunger games district in competition to see who uses the least money. How tight are overheads in the 400 billion dollar yearly company that they need to cut jobs

hordes of vapid dog shit brained 20 year olds claiming that calling people amoral degenerates is the same thing as setting boundaries, are trying to claw their way into my peripheral vision and im simply looking slightly to the left at my big cool pdf of a dungeon im preparing for a tabletop game

calmly looking at my global cooldown posting reply timer so enough time passes that i can reply to a cool artist again without seeing desperate and the important thing is im also very normal

Big potato salad and pulled pork sandwiches.................. folks thats sunday eatin.........

just made like actually 5 pounds of pulled pork AMN thats like an AMA but you ask me nothing because im going to be too busy eating pulled pork

i ate a nice responsible lunch of low salt low fat popcorn and a single apple and if someone doesnt buy me 30 pizzas right now im going to cry it will be very sad you will feel ashamed to watch me do it but i wont stop i will make uncomfortable eye contact the whole time it WILL be your fault

If anyone was confused about the influx of people from twitter/tik tok is going i had my first "confused old man replies to queso only to immediately block him" Twitter really did train a whole generation of weirdos to just sort of blindly reply to every set of words passing by their face huh.

hhnnggg ngl that little bit of news almost got me back to tha old me............ not yet....... not today.............

thanks again jacob!

Hot Bird Summer is here. Get ready. Relevant art from a few years ago by @bluescale.bsky.social

going out for some all you can bleat sushi... . .

I have a bunch of bird commissions to work on............ i am the bird peddler, peddling my birds

Unstoppably powerful art of Baron enjoying his summer by the ever excellent @bluescale.bsky.social