Go, Kay, Go! Give your support to this sheep's jogging journey. Ganbatte, @bluescale.bsky.social!

sitting quietly + politely + ignoring the half filled pot of curry behind me and the steamed rice cooked in vegetable broth because i have eaten one bowl and I actually, dont even want a second bowl.

50 minutes, about 1.3 miles again. the [exercise quote posts] will continue until [fitness] improves 🐑a nice apple and some high protein yogurt for breakfast 🐑

me this morning

"Diets going great" i said moments before sitting down and literally bursting a button off my goddamn fucking shorts

👑 50 minutes 👑 .. same or slower speed. Total time on treadmill this week somewhere between 3.5 hours (i did not do any walking monday, ifyfy) Averaged roughly 1.1 miles per day Next week aiming for 1.3 miles per day.

Just a heads up to fellow artists/commissioners out there!

✨✨ 45ish minutes, faster speed ✨✨ ✨✨✨ oh my god im sweating ✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ never needed a shower so bad✨✨ Noticing the speed I started on a week or so ago is just getting too slow for me. We'll call that progress 😤

a lot of the positive me experience really does boil down to whether or not ive had an espresso in the least 4 hours

it is extremely embarrassing that this is literally what happened

if you reverse a blow job you get suck vacation..which could mean the same thing.... there is just so much to think about in the world..

🚶🚶🏅🦙..?🏅🚶🚶 1.2(ish) miles in 40 minutes, intentionally slower this time so as to stay in an aerobic state a bit longer 🤔 Ideally on these days where im not doing weights id go for a full 60.. so maybe next week i'll try for 50 minutes when im not doing weights after.

extremely funny to think that painting my nails might be the only thing that will get me to stop GD biting them

🏅🏅🦙🏅🏅 Another mile, another 30 minutes of weights. Aiming to get down to a mile in 20 minutes by the end of next month, currently at 32ish. Which isn't impressive but try doing it at 343 pounds and, its still not impressive but you have to be nice to me

staring at a wall brow furrowing more and more as i realize i need new GODDAMN telegram stickers god DAMNIT why did i DO THIS

I tried one after 4 hours marinating it was decent, then tried one basically a day later and its super good, goddamn

Hash browns are better than beef patties on burgers im entering my brave truths era

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Another Medal? For me? Woke up, another mile and 30 minutes of weights.

but do i do ANOTHER mile on the treadmill before bed 🤔

ate an apple, a single sugar cookie and half a boiled egg today this plate of pasta is the best tasting thing on earth rn

🥚🥚Egg check 🥚🥚 ..8 big ol hard boiled eggs marinating in soy sauce, gochujang and garlic and ginger paste.... Just had one only 5 hours into the marinade and it was excellent. I think im adding this to a weekly roster

PERFECT art btw say how good this is on his post NOW

Spare tyre Gifty for @bluescale.bsky.social !

Also thank you to everyone for putting up with me the last few days/week, you are all very cool... truly the coolest people in the whole world to me I think, what a great space to be in, and thank you again.

all my extremely smart and attractive followers lining up to hang a medal around my neck and give me a kiss on the nose for waking up and immediately doing a mile on the treadmill

am i cleaning up a crime scene or did my tiny squirt bottle of nuclear red cherry kool aid water flavor somehow get a leak and ruin our coffee table or perhaps, both??

(increasingly angry tone) im telling you I downloaded windows 13 and it was bright yellow and made me repeat bible verses to log in and another thing, i havent slept in 35 hours

2 hours of the most awkward conversation in my entire life and i guess i can say im trans, surprising literally nobody

Oh 'gatekeeping sucks' 'dont gatekeep' yet when i get stuck in the elevator door ways everyone cheers and throws confetti and spray paints 'wide load' on me in magenta 9RV-4010

about me

first day getting more than 4 hours sleep in a week so as soon as i got out of bed i did a nice half mile on the treadmill to punish myself for good behavior

made an espresso then forgot i made it for an hour yet we chunt on

reminder that this was by far the funniest interaction ive ever had on this website, foundational bluesky replysman interaction

i'd like to take credit for what happened to chuck. I had no part in it i simply want credit. I'm allowed to want things.

man i was so stressed out i almost posted to reddit, which might be a new low

im taking this personally today, but i can't tell or show anyone why

(finishes the carl route of echo, a troubled look on my face) so do i fuck him in the sequel or something

I'll have what he's havin

It's always hot bird summer somewhere🏄

If i see a post i think someone will like there is a 50% chance they're the one retweeting it and then i link it back to them anyway as a strange yet unknowable display of dominance

Your daily dose of squirrel

Rise and Grind everybody :) ..Grind some coffee that is, for this beautiful day today. That's just a little taste of what I like to call 'wednesdays brew"

leaving my fat anxious stoner era and reentering coffee is a meal era

Now that's a donkey

Cannot tell if the food or the chef is looking better here… Extremely lovely artwork of Rihso by @bluescale.bsky.social

no idea that i could even save drafts i think i wrote this in a fugue state

6 foot guys be like 'im not even tall'

the sheer panic at this scene when it happened

i run two tabletop games with 2 parties going through the same adventure and every week gio taunts the other party like a little evil gnome and somehow everyone still gets mad at him even after years of doing this, it must be studied in a lab