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taste testing a scone for quality control, taste testing a second as a control group and then also taste testing a third scone with honey and butter to create a bigger sample size for data analysis, taste testing a forth scone for more confidence interval data entry, taste testing the 5th for uh

"Just one more set of weights" said the 40+ year old alpaca who forgot they're 40+ i dont think my arms can move this is why exercise should be illegal to me

i got so mad about swat kats i forgot i made coffee and now i have two coffees so now im going to be mad and have heart palpitations "just dont drink both of the coffees" hold still im collapsing all neurons in your mind responsible for this thought you're having the procedure will be over soon

after the swatt kat guys stole like a million dollars for a fake tv show reboot (its "In development" ) why the fuck would anyone give them money for a comic just light your money on fire and create the two furry main characters in your mind so they can kiss each other or whatever

the youtube algorithm has assessed that I am the kind of alpaca that would willingly click on videos called like '1 hour of vines that really butter my biscuit' so im going to be in a solemn state of self evaluation for a while, please be patient with me in this time of reflection

I can no longer take any more abuse from my parents and need to get out asap, after being emotionally manipulated last Septembera ko-fi.com/D1D77VFI/goa...

listening to uplifting inspiraitonal music as i eat this sugar free muesli and yogurt to trick my brain into thinking im doing something heroic its not working dear god i want pasta so bad so bad dear god i want pasta so bad im going to scream this is hell

my entire face + snout in the coffee grinder tray inhaling the bean fumes as i wait for the espresso machine to finish like im a disgusting farm yard animal already trying to eat grain from the bucket before it even hits my trough

(extremely smug expression) heh, i slept in (i lean in uncomfortably close) and also im stupid as hell

seductively slipping out of my shirt and getting myself comfortable which also means 30-50 extremely loud and seductive minutes of using an industrial electric wool shearer getting huge clumps of wool all over the bedroom also in a very seductive manner

oh noo all out of normal lunch materials ill have to cook a giant pot of pasta what a shameee

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

its so good im in trouble

(Freezer full of frozen blocks of red curry, meat sauce and pulled pork) what if I made japanese curry for even MORE meal prep...

almost just posted about something that wasnt food art stellaris or coffee, that was a close one

being five foot nine and looking down at a five foot eight person with an expression of absolute power + confidence

The layers of uh wool finally starting to pay off as it gets colder

if you knew me from twitter 9 if you know me from here 1

mmm… Chill con carne, with extra cheese… 🤤 🎨 @bluescale.bsky.social

Literally just sat here with an apple and a scone w/honey taking alternating bites of each one to balance my diet so the apple calories (healthy) can negate the scone calories (bad)

The colder months are rolling in, which means it's migration season! Hot Bird Summer is forever, in my heart... ☀️🦆 (🎨: @bluescale.bsky.social)

performative male? I've been performing as a male my whole life thats my goddamn problem leave me ALONE im BAKING

like godzilla emerging from great depths i raise my head , open my terrible (alpaca) jaws and politely ask who wants scones i just made like 20 i have honey and cream

Carefully burying tiny pieces of a whole chopped up mars bar under my granola muesli and yogurt so that god doesn't see them

An advantage to running adventures designed 20+ years ago is nobody today is writing and publishing tabletop modules where the encounter is literally just fight 50 CR 3 spiders

Looking in the mirror lately and i am not beating the discord moderator aura allegations

the constant and unrelenting fear that, white muted, i've left my music auto playing too long and it's pathed me into epic rap battles of history without me noticing, ruining my curated carefully algorithm and my life forever

Big Canada 🇨🇦 @bluescale.bsky.social

Some people say that eating over a pound+ of rice and curry is bad but did you consider I was hungry and also i wanted to eat it? Interesting, it seems you have much to learn...

Drawing of @bluescale.bsky.social

the longneck deep lore, this is so good... thank you!!!!! aahh

Don't get too cocky, there's always someone else bigger. That triceraptos felt so @bluescale.bsky.social coded, i had to draw their guys together.

Hit the point with some writing i went to go buy affinity publisher and they wont fucking let you buy it now?? Some cryptic message how in like 20 days they're going to be showing off 'the future' and on god its going to be another fucking subscription service. Fucking yo ho you assholes

That relatable thing where you make a dinner for you and your husband and then a second, alpaca only dinner for alpacas (the alpaca dinner)

Happy belated Zard day! Art by @bluescale.bsky.social One of my fav pics of all time thank you again Queso <3 Also Uploaded some vore ones to my Nom-account ^^:;

Makes a little bowl of yogurt and sugar free muesli, for health Ok adds some chocolate oat milk, for health Cuts up a strawberry or two and layers on top, for health Crumbles up, a few oreos on top, for, the health you see... Reaches for, the squeeze bottle, of honey for, health and.....

many people don't know this but every alligator will open its mouth like a trash can lid if you step on their foot

Weird nobody floating naked into space yet, must be scheduled for lunchtime.

6 people have now linked me the blinkomania triceratops with accusing looks in their eyes and first of all its false, collecting plastic detritus is for children and seagulls but the moment you ask me about the wheel of time i will turn into a giant blue nerd loser triceratops who wont shut up

Winter coats make great excuses for overall width! Ft. @bluescale.bsky.social

an extremely interesting framing device in this story is that even the two presented factions in this "silicon valley dispute" both are painted as accepting that AI is this hyper powerful tool. Even framing AI as something that could threaten humanity artificially heightens its perceived value.

Hot Birds of Summer’s Past and Hot Birds of Summer’s Present 🖼️ @bluescale.bsky.social

Proof I am stronger than a z fighter in many real true ways

Cosplay 🦙: @bluescale.bsky.social

Damn just had my first 'i fake reported you please come to discord :flustered:' scam......... sucks.......they blocked me...

😌 a cool magic trick where i get 8 hours sleep in like 3 days due to the revival of my long dormant gerd condition 😌

Going to start prefacing phantasmal killer by asking my players how much they've ever lost on a will save

When you're just trying to have lunch in your car and you find out it's National Dog Day Woof..