(closing discord news tab) on the one hand i think a large portion of fear about this change is getting over hyped because americans are having panic responses to literally any stimulus which, fair. I think thats fair. on the other hand i've canceled nitro and im looking for any other solution

the running out of belt notches situation is crazy

Don't call me 'fashionably late', just fashionable is fine. Have you SEEN these hood-ornaments? Reindeer got rein-did back in December by the awesome @bluescale.bsky.social! (🦌)🦡🎨

each POV when round fluffles draws( @bluescale.bsky.social )

Our landlord has given us 3 days to come up with $1000 or face eviction. I really hate doing this at the beginning of the year but if you have it in your heart to assist, anything helps, please paypal.me/KDeshEmm

Jumping out of a plane without a parachute has two options either you fall to the ground and die or you dont :) so thats 50/50 odds to me the maths knower

Looks like someone has been pilling on a few pounds. I think he needs a new rain suit or possibly a diet. Wonderful picture by @bluescale.bsky.social

I have to admit something its been a long time coming and a few of you might have seen this coming so ill just come out and say it, I am a mango loco monster energy drink sort of alpaca. Real mango juice powered by monster's trademarked energy blend for a refreshing beverage is just what, i am.

oh nooo someone made apple walnut cinnamon oatmeal cookies ahh damn ah hell and the thing is also, that someone is making me eat them in addition to having made them this is diabolical and also id like to mention not my fault

This kobold joined our party and our...exp.. gains were extremely noticeable!

Sauce check two small jars of sundried tomatoes with oil with 5-6 cloves of garlic, blended into a paste... fried in a pan until cooked through, added to butter sauteed diced onions finished with vegetable stock with .. a pound of chopped and wilted spinach added in with a quart of heavy cream...

"You have a self esteem issues" incorrect and embarrassing for you, as a Far Dareis Mai my sense of Ji is simply higher than yours, consider getting on my level.

im sorry i am the one who tanked gulpr i uploaded a queso alpaca png and the servers got over loaded caught fire and exploded due to overflow of negative matches due to wool tasting gross to eat i think im sorry for what ive done and im working to improve myself and my behavior in the future

if you see this post : ) a bird : )

I need to stop watching moistcritical videos before DMing last game the phrase 'alright sports fans the failed fort save situation is crazy' came out of my mouth unbidden and nobody picked up on it, but I did and its something i'm going to have to carry with me going forward

handing in my furry millennial badge due to HR finding out i dont like the mystery skulls

heartwarming, local alpaca resisted urge to correct someone being obviously and harmlessly wrong in a reply to them

adding pureed butter beans to my next red pasta sauce due to my evil nature

NCIS was a sitcom

my personal best skill is not looking who im replying to on telegram and just assuming im talking to the correct person and heres the thing, im always right and never wrong

Its so wild going on twitter and seeing someone with 50k, 100k followers get like 30-40 likes on their posts, fake fucking website lol

10 minutes on the treadmill and a few sets of weights completely validates baking a second tray of cookies this week (it is day 2 of this week)

(hasn't had a liquid that didn't have caffeine in it for 4 days straight) why the fuck am i so anxious

my husband eyes closed, fully visualizing anything im doing from rooms away based on the sound of floorboards and the hog like grunts i make doing chores

(I make a great event out of turning another page of my 40 dollar amazon printing of Sun Zu's the Art of War) Ahh sorry I did not see you, I was doing some light reading. About war. Which by the way to you is bad but to me is an art.

me when the youtuber pronounces Nynaeve wrong

So, I've been trying to keep it together, but on New Year's my mom was diagnosed with cancer. Her treatment starts this week. She tells me she has insurance but since the year rolled over she has to pay a max out of pocket. Anything would help, please share if you can. ko-fi.com/voidgio

A big page of sketches for @kroxywuff.bsky.social !! Sometimes horses get hungry.

Huh? So hungry you could eat a.. what?

eating so many apples a day lately if i walked into a clinic every doctor would be thrown physically out of window by the repelling AAD field (apple a day field)

Pulled pork...peach cayenne pepper bbq sauce... and obviously cumin salt pepper onion powder garlic brown sugar and like a half cup of cola ... turned out wildly good..

he did this to me and there was nothing i could do to prevent it due to the goat nature (nature of goat)

if i make a chart about it then i can say ive put on too much science this winter and nobody gets to disagree with me

white knuckle gripping my wacom pen as i navigate away from the discover tab on bluesky to the calming soothing presence of pinterest home page

it has been [0] days since i stubbed my little toe so hard it got swollen and i can't walk on it this has concluded queso 'feet news'

me: 30-50 per sketch them: Interesting.. how much for 3? Me: well, we could work it out to 60 them: Could we do... four for 80? Me: haha, yeah sounds good them: actually i'll have two for forty :) thank you! i am, never offering discounts ever again!

Its fine, he has two seats

the simpsons bit where they push a sheep out of the way of a cute lamb but its me pushing american badgers out of the way of european badgers

making another large curry, i am becoming 'lord of the pot' which is a reference to my large red le creuset cocotte and not to do with the other thing it could be about

Kangaroo warrior

looking for paranormal investigators to investigate the dark force/demon/ghost that keeps making my huge ass knock over things in the kitchen when i cook ive tried everything and the demon it keeps playing pranks only serious applications please

burned the shit out of myself pulling something out of the oven lets goooo

don't call it winter weight call it the holiday expansion pack

update its super fucking good i need to stop getting better at cooking im too FAT fucking DAMNIT

trying a new curry paste for my green curry and its putting some curls in my wool if you know what i mean i like it...

practicing other peoples artstyles truly be a rollercoast of i am unbeatable i am the greatest followed by how the fuck this line work draw it again you clown you buffoon

shout out to gods bravest soldiers the pillars of all community the guys who reply to every kink or fetish post with 'whats this' or 'are they ok' where would we be without our army of baffled strangers bumping randomly into objects and asking for explanations

When you have those fresh mornings after a good rainfall, you just wanna open your windows wide open take a deep breath of fresh air and a good stretch… 🎨 @bluescale.bsky.social

wait before the year ends anyone wanna confesFUCK im too LATE now ilL NEVER Know