well it was zero after he split

nice to see you

Unbeatable website

Much respect for Jericho gutting through this match in the face of 40 texts from his wife about Viktor Orban.

an extremely cool thing is that there isn’t a person living or breathing who doesn’t fucking hate jd vance down to his rotten guts

The Internet was a beautiful thing for a while. It is now exclusively for people who are mentally ill. One might think that would make it a niche product, but it remains mainstream by making more and more people mentally ill.

anyone else find their misplaced datsun clutch release cylinder in their kitchen cabinet or is it just me

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

why the hell would you stick the price tag to the fucking paint

who the fuck is doing this

the war is my fault guys. i didn’t vote hard enough 💔🌊

if i had to pay my bills writing this kind of stuff i would have a shotgun for dinner

lol

Featuring Jesus, a Bunny, and a character feared dead returning after a few days. The Big Lebowski is an Easter movie

so i might as well cancel my flight that’s two weeks away huh? if donny is busy trying to nuke the middle east we ain’t ever getting tsa funding

davis oklahoma

good. fuck social media

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

forget april. it’s the month of may in this household

five hot sauces and 43 cups of coffee with one toilet is diabolical

wasn't sure if elon was involved in the spaceship thing until it actually worked

I'm sorry are they Miss Cleo-ing this shit

this mf is going to start world war 3 while i’m in a sleep study

wow i wonder what happened after 1980. weird

if i pressed send on what i had originally typed i would be getting a visit from the authorities

maybe don't race in an iRacing league

daniel dye has been promoted to viewer

ah yes, famously broke retired people don’t have disposable income to league bowl three nights a week. dipshit

the only good age verification law would be one that limits internet access to people born between 1976 and 1991

the guy choking him out ate more of a kick than the fake agent did. gotta work on your aim

call for ass

now when the fuck did i say that

more like will suxton imo

welcome to colton herta memorial weekend

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

sting ray robb has them right where he wants them in this morning warmup

more like will ower

the way we SCREAMED when we looked up and saw this and SCRAMBLED for our phones 😭

it is time

I will piss

me the next two days

mine didn’t work

A tipster sent me the "Committed" AI graphic generator for Cal's Spring Game, which allows you to commit anyone to Cal

i’m 45 years old and don’t use cursive. eat shit, clown

Since Pitbull announced his FIU stadium deal, he has posted more about St. Patrick's Day (twice) than the school (once). He's 20 months late on a promised anthem. And those are far from the only ways Mr. 305 is falling short. www.foiaball.com/p/pitbull-fi...

There has been a murder

me every wednesday