Baka umai once again presents a grated meal, including a fried tofu that made cilantro work entirely despite my genetic distaste

Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

That boymom moment you realize he got his grandfather’s d*ck genes 😭

“Angelita Morillo proposed an amendment reallocating money from a city sweeps program, instead funding housing and food assistance, support for immigrants.”

reinstalled halo infinite and kinda devastated to report it hits really fucking good

Babyforum, the forum for kids! 5:33 pm RileySmiley19: Has anyone tried Buttered Noodles? Omg!!! 5:37 pm ashermcqueen123: i like pisketty 5:40 pm ipad2024: I don't like it. 5:42 pm RileySmiley19: Have you tried it? 5:42 pm ipad2024: I don't like it.

i recently managed to temporarily break my habit of chewing my nails and fellas i gotta say its great to have nails

okay i know i watched it like a decade ago but what the fuck do you mean only god forgives was only 90 minutes long i remember that feeling like 3 fuckin hours

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

average bluesky poster

I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment thrilled for her

just saw zach cregger's resident evil movie is gonna be set during winter

No fucking way there's new death grips on the way Insane fucking 24 hours

Got tickets to see chainsaw man again but in imax this time I am a weak man

OH HE'S QUOTING DEBS???

New York City's now got a mayor-elect who just quoted Eugene V. Debs within the first few words of his very first speech after winning the election

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

join this stream to see a bunch of folks awkwardly stand around not looking at the screen that says ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS RACE FOR MAYOR while Uptown Girl plays over the intercom

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

every day looking at the Evil Rectangle in my hand

Fest Godzilla II: Shinjuku Burning

Goo

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And here I thought minus one was the stupidest name for a godzilla movie

Goo

just realized that patrick wilson is mostly in fucking terrible movies. get a new agent boy youre a great actor

look how beautifully these trousers hang

Alan Wake 2

Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

Put On the Best Damn Talent Show This Kingdom’s Ever Seen for 8 Red Coins

I’m a principled man but if anyone ran on a platform of reducing the number of lakes on Cesar Chavez Blvd I’d vote for them

Neighborhood kids got ~a lot of fcking nerve~ knocking on my door like that just 3 weeks after October 7.

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're charlie kirk's ghost in the cuck chair

this website rocks

this is a hot take but charlie deserved to get shot like that, after what he did to his brother's finger

pleased to report that The Substance is still a fucking great movie

hate how much once upon a katamari has made me love an idolmaster/imas song

asa mitaka my beloved best character ever

we were cooking in 2020 🔥