Kenshiro being teased for City Of The Wolves is maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Just the zenith of nonsensical guest character inclusions. At least the DJ and the rapist were real humans the Saudi's have connections to. What is Kenshiro doing in South Town? Why?

We’re so fucking back 🦕

Second, and probably most importantly, it's tactically wrong. "No point discussing political opposition to fascism, there won't be elections anyway" cedes victory to your enemies. It's defeatism and nihilism.

There was something I was gonna do this afternoon. I’m sure I’ll remember what it is minutes before recording when I can’t do it anymore

Post how much you fuckin love power lines ⚡️

It’s not a blog exactly, but you can see many more of my pictures on Glass ⬇️ glass.photo/pizzadinosaur

Raiders have to be the worst organization in sports. Like it’s either them or the Rockies

literally advice that has existed since someone on LiveJournal in the 2000s got put on a no fly list because they jokingly talked about wanting to whack Bush. it has nothing to do with whether the anger is valid. it is. I am livid. I also want people to stay safe because I care about them.

📸 Polaroid of the Week 💥 I fuckin love power lines, man 

Tales of Earthsea is truly an awful movie. Like one of the worst I’ve seen in years

The lore as I understand it from Apocryphal reading, is that Q*Bert is none other than *Christ's* foreskin. After His bris, the foreskin sat discarded for three days before miraculously reanimating. An early look at things to come for Jesus, & the start of a series of madcap adventures for Q*Bert.

Q*Bert is a sentient, discarded foreskin

If we don't stand up for Xhamster, who are we as a people

Giving myself free smarty points by commenting on every post I agree with with a nitpicking non-correction. Soon everyone will love me

The world if we used this word instead

If you've ever wanted to hear me get maximum soapbox about words like ‘Soulslike’ and ‘Metroidvania’, boy have I got the show for you ⬇️

I know everyone's desperate for some good news, so here it is: I have Chex Mix, Hot Fries, AND Snyder's honey mustard & onion pretzel pieces in the pantry at the same time

How will we explain Alien Hominid to future generations

I’ve never been the biggest fan of “slop” and it’s obviously being overused to describe other things now, but if it pisses this guy off its slop, slop, slop for me!

What is the twisty donut called that looks like a braid? Does it have an official name? I’ve only ever called it the twisty donut

Muting “everyone is 12” forever

Just the Right Handjob

This is a great one y’all, we’re kicking off the year with fireworks 🎇🎆 Catch the heat

Pray for ya boy working until midnight 😔

Sometimes things happen

listened to the song again for the first time in years because of this post and it really strikes me that the song is not only horny, it's also angry. sir mix-a-lot was fed the fuck UP

Blank Mask is a killer song 🎵

Can you tell I haven’t played the original Gradius in years?

We don't care

🎵 talkin bout bugsnax 🎵

Ieyasu Tokugawa fucks

I got back in the habit of writing and my words have miraculously been published in all three volumes of Video Game Maps: SNES by the wonderful @retrogamebooks.com I’ve also contributed to the excellent publications + zines of @darrenhupke.bsky.social @pixelsandpolygons.net I’m very grateful 🙏🏽

Not to overhype this but I think I am peak Old Man Dre on this episode 🗿

The director of Clair Obscur will say in 500 interviews how much he loves stuff like Final Fantasy, Shin Megami Tensei, and SaGa and every review of Clair Obscur is about how finally there's an RPG that isn't made by those low-IQ orientals

How did the War On Christmas go this year?

My kingdom for a football follies VHS tape and a Sports Illustrated football phone.

I really hate how games media handles anything out of China: www.thegamer.com/clair-obscur... We're getting a gorgeous remake of one of their best RPGs ever, but the clown does zero research about it and just goes "I'm getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this..."

📸 Polaroid of the Week 💥 Buildings in shadow

Then how about just say it’s bad without the CuLtUrAL iMaPaCt angle? There are plenty of movies that are bad that make a billion dollars. Why is everyone so mad at Avatar to the point where they want to attack it for not living in everyone’s mind palace?

As early as 2013 people have been obsessed with this “cultural impact” thing about Avatar, as if anyone gives a hot fuck? Maybe the movies come out, people watch them and then move on with their lives and that’s fine? What else does a movie need to be? What are we doing with this weirdo argument?

The ✨ emoji is dead, bury it

Dudes will see this and just say “hell yeah” It’s me, I’m dudes

This does not taste like Donkey Kong

Talk whatever mess you want bro but don't forget you're talkin' that mess to a man with three (3) Carls

Thoughts on Octopath Traveler 0 after eight hours ⭕️ Excellent ensemble cast and characterizations ⭕️ A low-budget/asset reuse project that doesn’t feel cheap ❌ Needs more original music ❌ Mute create-a-character was a terrible decision

What’s inside of the Capri Sun pouch is none of my goddamn business. I have no right to know. Just pop the straw in and sip

Idk I think it's funny we're having "They don't make them like they used to" posts about the 3DS when I remember the launch of that being so awful Nintendo cooked up a weird early adopter apology package of GBA games that didn't run too well