Having pork rinds before dinner

5 turnovers is why they didn't win. The refs didn't decide it, they confirmed it.

Jesus Christ, Bills

I was dictating some show notes into the phone and it turned Sonic Mania into Saudi Romania

I need lasagna for dinner and lunch tomorrow

bugsnax

I love him

It’s very clear that there was a directive from on high to pack it up and ship it out by the end of the year or else. And guess what, the game is still great. Mostly. But it could have been even better.

Does this mean I have to play Darksiders 4 now 😐

Gerudo women, amirite?!

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It’s Tofu Time™️

[Q] Wut shall be a good snack at home? [A] cookies [2009]

JAV Titles has fallen

All these years of chaos in response to a Black president advancing white supremacy

An Egret on every corner

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

hey baby can i touch your

83% of my Salamander runs end exactly like this

If I so much as see anyone interacting with them for a dunk I’m unfollowing

I have legitimately never seen anyone bitch on the football field as much as Aaron Rodgers has tonight

Thanks for all your interest so far. I hope you enjoy these frivolous, bite-sized weekly episodes 🎙️

📸 Polaroid of the Week 💥 Expired film experiment

Maybe I should start a YouTube channel where I play Gradius games really badly

Does anyone wanna cover my shift today, I have video games to play

Lord of the Rings Warriors when

I’m not even mad at people like this anymore. Seeing all of the terror and suffering that is happening because of a choice you made has got to really weigh on you, and I think these types of responses are just a way to try and help themselves feel better.

Up is up!

Kenshiro being teased for City Of The Wolves is maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Just the zenith of nonsensical guest character inclusions. At least the DJ and the rapist were real humans the Saudi's have connections to. What is Kenshiro doing in South Town? Why?

We’re so fucking back 🦕

Second, and probably most importantly, it's tactically wrong. "No point discussing political opposition to fascism, there won't be elections anyway" cedes victory to your enemies. It's defeatism and nihilism.

There was something I was gonna do this afternoon. I’m sure I’ll remember what it is minutes before recording when I can’t do it anymore

Post how much you fuckin love power lines ⚡️

It’s not a blog exactly, but you can see many more of my pictures on Glass ⬇️ glass.photo/pizzadinosaur

Raiders have to be the worst organization in sports. Like it’s either them or the Rockies

literally advice that has existed since someone on LiveJournal in the 2000s got put on a no fly list because they jokingly talked about wanting to whack Bush. it has nothing to do with whether the anger is valid. it is. I am livid. I also want people to stay safe because I care about them.

📸 Polaroid of the Week 💥 I fuckin love power lines, man 

Tales of Earthsea is truly an awful movie. Like one of the worst I’ve seen in years

The lore as I understand it from Apocryphal reading, is that Q*Bert is none other than *Christ's* foreskin. After His bris, the foreskin sat discarded for three days before miraculously reanimating. An early look at things to come for Jesus, & the start of a series of madcap adventures for Q*Bert.

Q*Bert is a sentient, discarded foreskin

If we don't stand up for Xhamster, who are we as a people

Giving myself free smarty points by commenting on every post I agree with with a nitpicking non-correction. Soon everyone will love me

The world if we used this word instead

If you've ever wanted to hear me get maximum soapbox about words like ‘Soulslike’ and ‘Metroidvania’, boy have I got the show for you ⬇️

I know everyone's desperate for some good news, so here it is: I have Chex Mix, Hot Fries, AND Snyder's honey mustard & onion pretzel pieces in the pantry at the same time

How will we explain Alien Hominid to future generations

I’ve never been the biggest fan of “slop” and it’s obviously being overused to describe other things now, but if it pisses this guy off its slop, slop, slop for me!