Here's the full shot. This gives you a good sense of how small Teals are compared to Mallards!

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

Happy Pokemon Day to all who celebrate! Umbreon is my favorite 🩵

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

River puppies 🐊 #art

Instead of watching State of the Union, my partner and I went on a date to see MTC's Bug tonight and we both loved it! Much less disturbing than whatever is on the television tonight. 🪲

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

Yeah, mmhmmm.

Haven't stopped thinking about how awesome the Carnival/Climate Fete was at @amnh.org last week. The Hall of Ocean Life was a dance floor under the whale, I got to pet taxidermied bats (so soft! And some bats can fish! 🤯), and the vibes were immaculate from start to finish. 10/10, would go again.

A male Eastern Bluebird looking like an angry bird in the blowing snow. I too am ready for the snow to be done and am ready for Spring!

⚠️ TRAVEL BAN ⚠️  A blizzard is expected to bring up to 2 feet of snow and dangerous conditions across NYC.  From 9 PM Sunday to 12 PM Monday, all bridges, highways, and streets are closed to non-essential vehicles, including cars, trucks, and e-bikes.   Avoid travel, and stay home!

mother nature really said there’s no way eric adams could handle this much snow

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

I don't know if we'll ever have another Olympics Exhibition Gala with this much raw joy and talent, I hope everyone competing four years from now makes me laugh at this concern #figureskating

I bet one of those triceratops gummies would heal me right now

Leonardo DiVorcio is back from the dead to play Songs N Scenes @ Second City! Come see some improv inspired by sad angry garage punk!

When you watch a performance of “periodically” it’s like peering into what musical theater could be like in 20 years. Leaps and bounds ahead of the art form youtu.be/ObD7Qjai55Y?...

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

My students starting singing “We’re all in this together” when they realized Ramadan and Lent are at the same time this year. 🤣😩

Wuthering Heights was a really rough adaptation in every way but I think I like Charli xcx now

They should give Kristen Spours +1 on all her components for skating to Charlie Chaplin's speech denouncing Hitler

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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Reading American history will break your heart a thousand times but it will also fill you with such admiration and awe for all the people who were excluded from the protection of America’s founding principles and fought to promote, protect and expand them anyways

This city is home to people of countless faiths. But no matter what you believe, one thing unites us: we are all New Yorkers. We will not allow ICE to terrorize our neighbors. youtu.be/uoU9Img_B40

"Yesterday...women's suffrage. Today...a soft drink just for girls." is a wild, wild ad copy Honorable mentions to "Natural girl-like flavor" and "Take this coupon to your dealer"

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

Heraskevych’s choice to forfeit the medal chance instead of give up the memorial helmet is the biggest story in Ukraine today. Everyone is heartbroken but there is a unanimous consensus that this was what had to happen rather than to give up.

99 Luftballons but real, oh my god they're going to kill us all

Check in on your friends watching Olympic figure skating

there's a line in hadestown where orpheus raises his glass and says "to the world we dream about! and the one we live in now" and i think of it often

Heated Rivalry exists in the universe of a romance novel. The characters we love will never die and will never be hurt in a truamatic way. We live in the real world, not a romance novel, this world is full of hate, and real people will do horrible things to people just trying to live their truth.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

We are proud to unveil the world’s longest underwater timelapse, starting May 1st 2023 and running 1,000 days through January 28, 2026. This 10fps period covers summer 2023’s coral bleaching mortality event, but then recovering and growing through ‘24 & ‘25 into ‘26 #coralcitycamera

#BadBunny: *Does Historic Spanish-language #SuperBowl celebration of everyone’s humanity/advocacy for Puerto Rico/boosting his musical roots/being part of a community* Your laser-focused #transportation-brained friend:

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

today is like the super bowl for snacks

When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit. Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.

Bad Bunny just did something trump could never do; named all the countries in the Americas. #BadBunny

Halftime show was great no notes my favorite after Prince in the literal purple rain

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.