𝙱𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎: --𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎! -- 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 -- -- 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 [𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐]

Happy Friday

a leitura de roteiro na timeline

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

Até curto levar uns tapa de mulher bonita mas ler roteiro do filme do jair já é masoquismo demais pra mim

An amazing comm I got from @surgeonn.bsky.social of the white woman who haunts me… Surge went absolutely crazy with this comm!!! I havent been able to stop looking at it since I got it back…. #EztliComms

galera, meme de IA ainda é IA

que maravilha ver isso depois de tantos anos de palhaçada

mas qnd a gente chamava de nazista, a gente tava exagerando né... 🤨

Get them fleshies

EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR NOW WE'RE LEAVING THIS TOWN

A paulada foi tão grande que acharam até o sobrenome dele de novo

nunca mais vai ter concurso

Outra notícia incrível de hoje é que o sindicato dos radialistas estar convocando ex funcionários da TV Tupi para receber salários atrasados referentes aos últimos anos da empresa, uma ação trabalhista com quase 50 anos tramitando

Caves of Qud

*You* are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. *I* am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

It's called lateral thinking and gets you points in Taskmaster ok get it right ffs

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

getting jump scared more and more as I approach forty by looking up a song I enjoyed from the radio and finding out it’s by steely dan

Eu gostaria que o Jair Renan se pronunciasse, porque certamente ele tem algo bem burro pra acrescentar nesse caso.

o grande macete pra todo mundo que quer beijar alguém no tinder ou bumble e relacionados é contar a história do Costelinha "ah ninta mas como é a história do costelinha?" [continua no post seguinte]

Incredible

substituir cigarro por crack

Desde q anunciaram isso aqui eu penso no pesadelo de viver uma situação dessas Sempre defendi ter site próprio, mesmo q seja mais difícil crescer, justamente por medo de acontecer de fecharem do nada a plataforma

Annoy the living daylights out of both payment processors and your local government. Never let them know peace while they are disturbing yours.

5 alli raids with no loot. I am punishing Zenos for this #ffxiv

cara, não olha agora... mas ele tá bem atrás de você

Now Go! Jerk Your Worthless Penis

We've had decades of "X is ruining children's minds." Comics TV Video games But now we have a new technology that is actually, literally driving people, adults and children alike, to psychosis. Documented cases. Genuinely ruining children's minds. ...and we're scrambling to put it in schools?

People are just insane now of days

Okay, but me and my freak buddies are just hanging out in the void having a great time, listening to heavy metal, snagging brewskis from the Phantom Village's pantry. Gilgamesh is telling a great story about a door, you're missing out.

IM NOT JOINING YOU DAWG

deixam familias gag de la gag

Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf

Metacritic? Notinha de 1 a 10 ou em 1 a 5 estrelas? Review agora só pode ser aceito se for usando este método aqui

me after I sow:

They're the same picture 😏

pedro doria eterno

Daedra flow Caius Cosades over here smokin on that Skooma pack. "This skooma got me hearing the combat music before the fight starts. This shit so strong I started narrating my own dialogue box too."

atualizaram o meme(eu ai

Pippa Durham, 30, whose object permanence is so bad she once lost a game of peek-a-boo to a toddler, has 28 completely interchangeable people on her team and no clear way to distinguish between them.