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Some wine ho!

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand The words:

best. wedding. story. EVAR.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This might be my favorite skeet of our current moment.

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Here’s the thing about having to delete one app after another because all the companies are aligned with fascists… I’m running out of apps and I’m BORED. I’m convinced I’ve read every single piece of content posted on BlueSky in the last day… twice. I don’t recommendations, I’m just whining.

dudes rock

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

It's barely been a year.

colonel lockjaw lookin ass

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup

2am at the club when all the lights come on

Men love two things: resisting fascism and buying gear

A lot of push alerts not heeding Bump’s wisdom at this hour

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

sorry to pick on you but “don’t panic, just go 50% bonds” is extremely good shit

Very true. It's almost as if *social media* itself is the problem, warping every facet of real life. Someone should look into this.

"The Gospel Is Anti-Fascist"

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This is my least favorite part about parenting in 2025. School App/email/text notifications to tell me that. . . a bus (which my child does not ride) will be changing its number for the day.

So I would say in general when a headline like this happens things would not be going well

Pope Leo has the chance to do the absolute coldest, most christ-like move since the resurrection.

Let’s be honest, Marcus Aurelius would have been a terrible poster

I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives

The most important thing here is that the president is unilaterally raising taxes on you because he got mad at his TV

Mad king shit.

In our non-DEI meritocracy, Larry Ellison's son bought CBS so that Bari Weiss could then put her sister on air.

That’s $5 billion more than the entire annual USAID budget. All to one country. To rescue one friend of the president’s.

Once American democracy made it possible for a Black man to be elected president, American conservatives decided that it had to be destroyed

Future SEC enforcement and US Attorneys like

The frog is more thoughtful than you think.

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

WHATEVER YOU DO, REMEMBER NOT TO CALL THE PRESIDENT A FASCIST THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Apparently it's easier to indict a ham sandwich than it is to indict a man holding said ham sandwich.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

every republican

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

This all looks very bad, but to be fair there's no direct evidence, verified by a court of law, that shows Donald Trump has ever committed sexual assault. [touches earpiece] Hold on, I'm getting some new information.