This is some shit that they would try to put on a new special edition of 1984, but the editor would say "Nah, it's too much."

“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic.

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

Did DoD just admit in a court filing that it used xAI's Grok Gov Model to hit the girls' school on the first day of the Iran war? Based on some passages flagged by @rgoodlaw.bsky.social in DoD's recent filing in NAACP's case against X, it looks like it did 1/

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

*3% of GDP. That is what Musk's net worth represents. At the height of his fortune, Rockefeller's net worth was 1.4% of GDP

but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

Black American should not be given reparations for hundreds of years of slavery. Here’s why the January 6 rioters should be given reparations for a couple months in jail for committing treason

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.

Didn't realize DJT liked jeopardy so much

If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

This is a senator L. Louise Lucas appreciation post

Who knew the guy who couldn’t even order a dozen donuts would fail as being a negotiator

Wow. "Whites only" is back in style.

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Some wine ho!

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand The words:

best. wedding. story. EVAR.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This might be my favorite skeet of our current moment.

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Here’s the thing about having to delete one app after another because all the companies are aligned with fascists… I’m running out of apps and I’m BORED. I’m convinced I’ve read every single piece of content posted on BlueSky in the last day… twice. I don’t recommendations, I’m just whining.

dudes rock

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

It's barely been a year.

colonel lockjaw lookin ass

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup

2am at the club when all the lights come on

Men love two things: resisting fascism and buying gear

A lot of push alerts not heeding Bump’s wisdom at this hour

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

sorry to pick on you but “don’t panic, just go 50% bonds” is extremely good shit

Very true. It's almost as if *social media* itself is the problem, warping every facet of real life. Someone should look into this.

"The Gospel Is Anti-Fascist"

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