Every relationship should ideally be composed of at least one person who secretly wants snacks, and at least one other person who will secretly buy those snacks

who up hanging on to their sanity by a thread

Looks like someone had a wild night!

finally learned how archaeologists figure out the gender of a skeleton

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, LOWLY USERS. FOR I AM THE GOD! THE GOD OF PLATFORM™️ YOUR WISHES ARE NOTHING TO ME AND MY MOUNTAIN OF COCAINE.

Y’ALL I GOT ONE AND IT’S SO FREAKIN CUTE I’M GONNA CRY 😭😭😭 like… why are you still reading this??? GO GET YOURS RN!!! spooky animated slay for the season 🎃🔥✨

Val being a himbo #hazbinhotel

Not one single thought in that pretty little head

“The pinnacle of sexiness”

What am I doing

Did you know making memes is an important step in animation production?

no longer carrying a smartpphone with me has got me making shit like this when i'm bored

its tough out there but so am i

yes

@amirtalai.bsky.social said we should call these "Vee-mojis" & i wholeheartedly AGREE 🫡 Spread the word people! #hazbinhotel #thevees

major traffic incident

What I've figured out is she originally posted 29 os after the y and each month one o is deleted. So since there's 21 os left, it's going to take her about 21 more months until she just gets to y. So 21 months from now is June 2027. See you then 👋

17 years ago today, the iconic Trollface meme was invented.

Bruh

yooooooooooooooooooooo

sorcery is powerful, but not nearly as powerful as a good cinnamon roll

Dear @blumhouse.com: your first animated horror. Slasher movie about a kangaroo. Call it JUMP SCARE. Print money.

lmao

Soup of the day: Water

Check on your friends.

the goddamn digital circus

today’s period cravings: whatever kind of fries these are 😭

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

I made a How to Draw Horse guide in 2017, and I still think its accurate.

By popular demand - I SANG “DAISY BELL” AS CAINE!!

I am so overwhelmed oh my god

Online isn’t fun anywhere, find me under a rock

Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death. Vaccines don’t cause autism!

“This indie project is WAY better than this indie project” Nah. Don’t do that. I see it too often, you’re allowed to critique a show, but ALL indie projects take a lot of time and effort, just say you like an indie project without the need to knock another one down.

yoooooooooooooooooooooo

A good thing about anxiety is when you wake up at 4 am wide awake with terror

probably looks like this

who up hootin and hollarin

happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate

brrrlhhhhggggggh

Moaning and grunting with a block of cheese in my mouth

getting my organs harvested tomorrow

an opossum?