“He writes amutty self-insert, indulgent fanfic with leads that resemble himself and his irl love interest, so he isn’t actually in love” is such a weird leap in logic. As if Stolas did not gift the crystal to him. As if Stolas did not willingly lay down his life to save him.

"Stolas is still in love with a fantasy version of Blitz" Use your noggin!!! He is depressed and hates himself! His fantasy Blitz dips him THE SAME WAY real Blitz did. He imagines horses for Blitz. Always laughed at his jokes. Let my man write fantasy smut as a coping mechanism.

YEEEEY!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Now that Insane got taken down for copyright, I can say something I wanted to say but didn't want to play backseat lawyer:

Stolas can love Blitzø AND be depressed that: - His life isn't going well - He feels ashamed, and doesn't want to burden Blitzø. - Whether he's giving 10% or 100%, Blitzø can't rescue Stolas from all of his problems. Stolas is stuck w/ the consequences of his actions. Depression ≠ Ingratitude

If you watched either of these panic attacks and your first thought was, "Ick, they're so selfish" you have my sincerest and politest Fuck You!🖕🏻 (Fuck Me, too, I didn't appreciate Moxxie in Unhappy Campers until a Mox fan broke it down. I needed to shift my perspective.) This is a cry for help. 🥺🫂

Stolas scratches that Gothic part of my brain that loves an unreliable narrator so isolated and sexually frustrated that they go insane! AHHH!!! This is my drug of choice! More Gothic owl pleeeeease~🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦

I think people don’t like Stolas because a lot of people are him and they don’t want to admit it. He can not comprehend what a true connection is because he was sheltered and neglected So he makes up fantasies based on cheesy media. Which Lot of people online do and don’t want to admit.

I really hope Blitzø reads Stolas's journal "for research" 💦🌶️ but it does actually help him learn how to read Stolas, and grow closer to him. 🦉🪴🦎

I feel like we don't talk about this shit nearly enough. Cash literally sold a child to a complete stranger no questions asked. Who knows if it was the first time, who knows if it would be the last. Who knows if Blitz had been sold multiple times.

I am manifesting Lucifer walking into Al’s room and immediately is stunned by the swamp because it’s the first time he’s been in actual nature since only god knows when- #radioapple

Everyone should get a Goetiasona

For @stolitzweek.bsky.social “Proposal” & “Fantasy” Stolitz just casually derailing the entire DnD campaign for their romance subplot 🧙‍♂️ 🎲 #stolitzweek2026

When they both had a rough day with their sweethearts🌈🍎 #HazbinHotelFanarts #Alastor #Vaggi

#helluvaboss #stolitz Me defending my 100th rewatch of the softcore demon porn:

Stolitz version for u

#stolas #helluvboss

💖😍💖Thank you so much for the positive comment on my fic!!! It means a lot that you took the time to read it. 🧜🏻‍♀️Big Feelings (a kinky, spooky, comforting, mermaid Stolitz sex dream) is an excerpt from my long fic Sparks in the Dark. You can read both on AO3⬇️ archiveofourown.org/users/rubeus...

I have never been somewhere with a Fire Weather Warning. 😳😰 Of course Stolitz turned up the heat. 😎

Wow...😳 Just hit me like a truck what a good ally Stolas is. Fizzarozzie weren't out. But Stolas, a royal, clocked that Fizz is important to Oz, and helped them out, no questions asked. Buttoned his beak and left. Next ep Ozzie finally had the courage to make his relationship public. Damn.

This is a catfish that looks like a tuxedo cat. I'm obsessed. 🖤🥹🐟🐈‍⬛🤍 Hi, Whiskers!

Blitzø would love Colorado. 🥲💖🐎 Watched a herd of horses run past. An Applejack rolled over just for the fun of it. A few were dressed for the season, and I literally squealed, "THOSE HORSES ARE WEARING SOCKS!!!!🤩"

I know it's a romance novel cliche, and Stolas has cast himself as the damsel. BUUUUT I love/hate that the shadow of Paimon looms over Stolas, even in daydreams. 😭💔 It's "my father's stables." Stolas doesn't really own any part of his life. He is his father's captive.

Alastor and Lucifer really are the devil and angel on Charlie’s shoulders Just both very unhelpful- XD #hazbinhotel

BWAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣 Hellaverse puns strike again! Stolas feeling stable in a stable. Oh no, Stolas has been destabilized!

🩷💛🩵🦈🩷💛🩵🦈🩷💛🩵 SHARK BOY SUMMER frfr!!! 😎 Having the best day of my life. - 🐅A tiger looked me right in the eyes. - 🐊I ate gator nuggets for the first time ever. -🦈I walked through a tunnel of sharks. I am never leaving this aquarium.

SEE! 💖🥹💖 And this, in Stolas's brain, is hott, it's affectionate! He didn't mean to insult Blitzø. Uuuugh, babies! They'll learn.

Happy birthday 🎂 #HazbinHotel

Can you imagine if Stolas made this smile when Blitzø cums in his face? HOW CAN ANYBODY HATE HIM?!

Dirty Bird is going to be Stolas's Clean It Up. But in a confused way. 🤣 Barf, piss, and cum all over the place. Knife in the face. Do we like this?

Me: I'm having a Helluvan awful Pride month! I'm rage-quitting the fandom! SpindleHorse: 😏 We're sorry to see you go. If you resubscribe now, we'll give you an office Stolas Short for free! Me: 😤 No! SH: ☕😏 How about a 2 for 1 bundle of Stolas smut fic + bonus Stolas psychosexual trauma? Me:

What if Stolas is triggered by other office antics? 😭💔🫂🦉

I firmly believe that Blitzø was ALSO masturbating to self-insert stable boy smut (roles reversed), when Mox's call interrupted him. 😏 🦉🦎🐎💦💦💦

🍗🦉Quick! Someone wrap caution tape around THOSE THIGHS!!! 🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦 #StolasThickDrumsticks #Caution #SlipperyWhenWet

What do you mean Stolas's O coincides with a plunging knife and blood spatter! Grrl's been reading Alastor fics! 🤣🤣🤣

What do you mean I have to stop looking at Stolas's beautiful, happy face, and go to bed already? What do you mean? What so you MEAN?!?! 🫂🦉😍

He has no right to make trauma look this cute. STOP BEING A PERFECT MESS, BABY!!! 🫂🦉

You have no idea how badly I wanted that tunic to end in a miniskirt. 😭💔 I went back and took screenshots...for research.🤭 I hoped I was wrong. Alas, thigh gap. BOO, SHORT SHORTS! GIMME STOLAS IN FEM CLOTHES ALREADY!!!! 😭😭😭

Even the flower is Stolas working through PTSD!!! 😭💔 "What if I pleased him, and didn't fuck everything up?"

💜He is the most beautifulest birb💜

Blitzø is literally ranting about vomit! Like be for real. Stolas loves Blitzø. But life outside the gilded cage is difficult. And gross! 💔 He doesn't believe "foolish fantasies" are in his future. He is mad at himself for having feelings /still/ when reality "kinda hurts."

📝THAT'S MY BIRD!!!! When Stolas interrupts his narration to leave an editing note for himself?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stolz is all of us. Every writer ever. I LOVE HIM!!🦉📖💕

We got ALL the Stolas porn. 😍 Steamy Stolitz Insert-fanfic writer Stolz getting hot and bothered at work. Trauma porn?! Like come the fuck on!!! Would you like a cherry atop that triple scoop sundae?! 😋🍨🦉

Aside from the perfectly legitimate PTSD of Striker perverting Stolas's cnc fantasies, we already KNOW that after Full Moon Stolas developed an insecurity that Blitzø sympathizes with Striker. Why are people surprised at the way Stolas's panic attack manifested? 🤨

....That hand wasn't writing when Stolas overstimulated himself. 😏 (/kidding 🤣)

Who gave Stolie a moon pen? 🥹 Or is that how he spent his first paycheck? 😅

Did you miss them? Stolas and Blitz return to your screens in an all new season of Helluva Boss, premiering October 14 on Prime Video.

How are we taking the greatest clip ever and getting mad at Stolas about it?! I hate it here!😭💔 OF COURSE Stolas is dreaming of an ideal Blitzø! His reality is banishment, PTSD, poverty, aggro workers/Sinners. We really interpreting depression as disrespect?! Stooop, please!😫 youtu.be/mSjWAcMO-7A

I think I might have just discovered something. Look they’re both boys and they’re kissing. Does anyone else know about this? #gay ?