Alastor: "CURTAIN CALL!! " *Throws luci to backstage curtains* Luci: "THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS-!" #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Knights of Goetia! Knights of Goetia! Blitzø is Stolas's knight in shining armor it fits too well AHHHH!!!!! My little robo-bird is learning how to people. 💖🥹💖

🐍☕🍒 Quickly draw a butler–maid outfit from collaboration café.❤️ #HazbinHotel #CherriSnake #SirPentious #CherriBomb

ok now do Colbert.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Penny serving Eggbois is just the funniest, realest thing to me. 🤣 Scramble #5!!!

"FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE"

FOR FUCK'S SAKE! It's the Star of David. It's mislabeling people, who are just going about their lives, as imminent threats. Then, using identity markers to easily round them up and ship them to camps. How is this happening? How are there not floods of people fighting back? Protect Trans Lives! 🫂🏳️‍⚧️

Sorry to break out the harsh language but that's just the reality and I'm not going to water it down. In a lot of cases the art you find so reprehensible is saving peoples' lives. And you can call that cringe or untrue all you want, but your perception doesn't change reality.

Whenever he receives a strong gesture of affection, his first instinctive reaction is pure shock 😭 He still struggles to believe someone could truly love him ❤️‍🩹 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø #Blitz

I see you #stolitz #helluvaboss

❤️😍❤️ Blitzø Ball is home!!! Shipping took forever, I assume because of 🤡🍊, but I'm just so thankful he's not stuck at a customs office somewhere! He made it!!! Welcome home, little goober. I hope some day they make a Stolas Stickie for you. 😘♈🔮

Brandon: “We look like the Powerpuff Girls”

Abridged excerpt from Chapter 5, because 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Bsky. Synopsis: Weeks after Sinsmas, Blitzø returns from an underwater mission hyped and horny. He and Secretary Stolas stumble into sexy times. Meant to be a role reversed parallel of their first time in S2E1 The Circus. #Stolitz #OfficeSex #CWdc

Abridged excerpt from Chapter 5 because 🖕🏻 Bsky's censorship. Synopsis: Flashback to 17 yr old Barbie Wire taken advantage of by the entertainment industry. Juxtaposed with present day Adult BW's messy hookup with Sallie May. #NSWF #SallieWire #PowerDynamics #drinking #tension #CWdc #CWsexploitation

Someone teach me how to make those Spoiler bars that hide NSFW content in your post until you hit Show?

What movie do you consider to be perfect? 🌹⚔️

I just wanna squish him! 💖🥹💖 Look at him, little cutie pahootie! Every bit of him is so squishable! From that mochi head to that dumpling butt! I need Blitzø to smush all four of his cheekers. For stress relief. My little Squishmallowl! ❤️🦉💜

Hot take: Is baby bird

"How can we tell the ppl apart who are making trauma art and the ppl just getting off to fucked up stuff" You can't & its none of your business, and doesn't matter anway because the motivations of a sexual predator aren't about arousal, but power, humiliation and transfer of shame and suffering

That one trend #HelluvaBoss #Chaz #Striker #straz #HelluvaBossChaz #HelluvaBossStriker

How dare. Just for that, have a fanart. #TheCoupleThatCosplaysTogetherStaysTogether

I wish there were a way to save gifs and videos the way there is to save static images. How about you work on that instead, @bsky.app ?

SOBBING!!!! 💔😭💔😭💔😭💔

This is Gankutsuou, a space opera retelling of The Count of Monte Cristo. It is one of my favorite animes of all time. Gorgeous art, world-building, music, acting, story adaptation, etc etc, I could go on for hours. It has a BRUTAL 🍇 scene that is meant to break your heart.

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

Thank you for coming to my Teddy talk.

Im not a very big fan of war, but I sure like watching movies with big battles in them. Not a huge fan of murder, but really into murder mysteries. Yall hear how dumb u sound yet?

"i just don't like—" ok then block and mute "it's harmful—" censorship is more harmful to actual victims than pixels on a screen "fiction affects—" literally nothing unless you don't have a brain that's able to make distinctions "but i—" no, shut up, go away, shoo

Pumpkin Stolitz 🦎🎃🦉

The loveliest pirate in all the sea❤️✨️ 2/3 🏴‍☠️ ................... #helluvabossfanart #helluvaboss #BarbieWire #helluvabossbarbiewire

OMG!!! 🤣🫂🦉 Stolas dressing up like a "devil" from Sinner folklore, not understanding why it's problematic! 🦉: "Look, Blitzy! I'm an imp, too!" ♈ "Oh, buddy, you're gonna get us canceled. Take that off!" I love this bird. ❤️😂💜

💘🥹🥹 wahh I commissioned a Stolitz skeb from 🎨 ritsuuwu26 on VGen!! 💞🦎🦉💞 #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzø Link to artist below! ^ ^

they love to insult each other🤧 #HazbinHotelLucifer #HelluvaBossSatan #LuciferMorningstar #Satan

🔥❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️❤️‍🔥🔥 • Hopefully the boat won’t get all burned down 😬 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #Blitzø #Stolas

💍Stolitz Marriage Musings 💔The ultimate transactional relationship, and Blitz is going to have his heart broken when he proposes and Stolz says no? ❤️The ultimate healing, when they act like they won't, then spontaneously wed mid-battle (like PotC), and Blitz crows, "Sorry, I fucked MY husband!"

"If you dont support this rule you are a 🍇 supporter!!!" Bro I am 100% anti gun use but im not sitting here banning video games with guns in it

I am. I am saying I'm obsessed. Hi, I'm Beaky, and this is my brain. ❤️🙃💜

This is cute, but I refuse to accept any Alastor cocktail which isn't whiskey based. 🤣 Where is the RadioApple hot toddy? 📻🍎

Blackout = Complying in advance. They WANT you gone. They want your content to disappear. Do the opposite. Flood your feeds w/ NSFW content. Show them we will not be scared into silence. Show them we exist and deserve to take up space. Be loud, be proud. 🖤😈🖤😈🖤😈🖤😈🖤😈🖤😈🖤

🎵🎶"I have lossst myself I have worshipped at your feet And here I am ssstanding on top of the world With some bitchesss to defeat!🎶🎵 🎩🐍🤡🎸

Breathless!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Freaking fantastic!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 youtu.be/Gj9TwSFGIn8

Stolas might be a skinny fuck but I KNOW that bird is so squishy. Blitz squishing his cheeks. Blitz squishing his thighs. Blitz squishing every part of him like a little stress ball.

when violating consent is done with impunity, constantly, but hard lines are drawn against describing, discussing, or depicting non consensual sexual acts in media, what power imbalance is being created and who does it benefit?

My cinematic trauma will always be this scene. The fact that the music stopped completely during Blitzø's outburst, because his pain and frustration were so intense that even the chandelier resonated with his final scream 😣 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz

Well, well, well, soulmates🔥 I need s3 to show us Blitzø like this, but towards Stolas. Desperately. #helluvaboss #stolitz (Yeah, I'm never gonna let go the sinsta posts)

He👏🏻Wants👏🏻This👏🏻 🌠"Ravish me!" (x2) 🌠"Take me, imp boi!" 🌠"Tie me up!" 🌠"You have no idea how long I've craved this kind of passion." 🌠"You are much stronger than you look." 🌠"Oh, my, you are strong!" 🌠"Thank you for awakening me, for making me so happy."

series finale of hazbin hotel and the credits have character outtakes like pixar used to do at the end of movies