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So excited for all the new fics that Season 3 will inspire, especially if we’re getting more teen Stolitz backstory!! #helluvaboss #stolitz #teenstolitz

I love when Helluva Boss does these beautiful perfectly symmetrical shots. #helluvaboss #stolas

Idk how to describe it but it feels like the shorts have switched gears from “post S2” to “pre S3”. We’re getting glimpses of what’s gonna get explored. Barbie’s Bad Day promised diving into the classism themes more. Short 12 is Blitzø showing signs of the fame turning him mean. #helluvaboss

The latest short quadrupled my excitement for helluva boss season 3. If this is the energy and chemistry going forward we are in for peak

Yeeeeaaahhhhh no the fame seems like it’s doing great things for him, he’s coping perfectly #blitzø #helluvaboss

I’m gonna riot istg the Stella defenders need to can it. I’m TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

How we feeling about Ringleader being in Season 3?! On the one hand that song Slaps and I’m so excited to have another Paranoid DJ song canonized! On the other hand, that song is not Blitzø and Fizz happily singing about the joys of friendship, which has me a lil nervous 😅 #helluvaboss

They didn’t have to go this hard!!! They could have just had her head appear, animated her lips synced to the words, and then moved her back, but NOOO! They went for the FULL HEAD SWAGGLE because they are OBSESSED LUNATICS and we get this masterpiece FOR FREE!! #helluvaboss #millie

I want to shrink Stolas and hold him in my hands. Gentle. Like hamburger. but then. I might get a little evil. Villainous, even. And I’ll shake him a bit. Make him go “hoot hoot” in my hands.

Stolas literally interrupting him right in the middle of his "do not fucking interrupt me!" rant and him just being totally okay with it

He’s so angy he needs a nap and some appy juice #blitzø #helluvaboss

Living for this Ghostfuckers callback. Moxxie saw this plaque and started planning the beatdown #helluvaboss #blitzøloveshorses #moxxie

I GOT MY BLITZØ GROWLS Y’ALL I LITERALLY MANIFESTED THIS THATS MY HUSBAND #blitzø

Blitzø was absolutely on one in this short, I just know this beatdown was premeditated and M&M fucked so nasty after #IMP #blitzø #millie #moxxie

MILLIE ABOUT TO FOLD UNDER THOSE BEDROOM EYES AND SAME GIRL HE IS SO. FINE. #stolas #millie #helluvaboss

This is such crusty old man crash out behavior look at this crusty dusty old man chasing children down the sidewalk 😂😭 #blitzø #helluvaboss #helluvabossshort #oldmanyaoi

The way Blitzø tried to make it look like IMP has their own gym and custom equipment by taping up a poster and throwing the IMP stickers on everything, only to find out they rented the space for the video 😂 #blitzø #IMP #helluvaboss #helluvabossshort

I love their gym outfits they’re so *them* 😆 Millie’s: “I do CrossFit 14x a week” Moxxie’s: “my dad runs the mafia” Blitzø’s: “goes to Planet Fitness in jeans and no shirt” #helluvaboss #blitzø #moxxie #millie

Bro Blitzø is turned up to 80 zillion in this short!! I feel like this is our first taste of fame and success making him an absolute tyrant with everyone except Stolas cause he is absolutely on one in this training video!! Very excited to see more of this dynamic in S3 #helluvaboss #blitzø

You can tell Loona started editing the video because the vector format IMP logo flies beautifully on screen. Then she rightfully rage quits after Blitzø’s zillionth bitch fit, and he has to finish editing it and all he can manage is the png with the background still in it. 😆 #blitzø #helluvaboss

The way he goes from a million to zero in an instant as soon as Stolas speaks this man is so soft for his bird #blitzø #helluvaboss

Blitzø when Stolas puts on the strap

Y’all whatever this short ends up being I’m planning on not even touching reddit for the next eternity, those guys are such a bummer dude they cannot get it together #helluvaboss #stolas

Blitzø breaks my heart dude he’s frozen in time emotionally, in so many ways he’s still just a little kid, without his twin or his mom, fighting and clawing on the streets to survive. The walls he built around his heart are so tall and thick, he literally cannot imagine anyone loving him 😭💔 #blitzø

WHEN I SEE HIM TONIGHT!! #stolas #helluvaboss

I want Stolas. I want Blitzø. I want Stolitz. I miss them. I miss my babies. I MISS THEM!! 😭😭😭

Every day is bottom blitz day

Is it just me or is Stolas making some Linda Belcher-ass noises while dancing with the Better than Blitzø guy? 😆💕 #stolas #helluvaboss

I didn’t get the job 😭

HOLY SHIT Y’ALL MAYBE THATS THE RAUNCHY SHIT THAT BROKE BRANDON THE DRAGON DRILLER IS MAKING A COMEBACK SEASON 3 IS MONSTER FUCK CITY BAYBEEEEEEE

Ughhhhh the fic was earth shattering and incredible but it did not have any happy ending tags, so frankly, this one’s on me. 💔🫠 #fanfiction #ao3 #helluvaboss

When you tell me you don’t like Chaz, what you’re really saying is you don’t like fun and whimsy. Bummer for you, cause I’m over here having a kickass shark boy summer!! 🦈🏝️☀️😊 #chaz #sharkboysummer

Shoutout to artists who draw Blitzø cause I’m sure you’re out here looking for references and pulling out your hair cause it’s all this: #blitzø #helluvaboss #fanart

in a few months we'll get helluva boss season 3 which will include some of the raunchiest and sexiest stolitz interactions of all time and their impact will be so grandiose it will make us instantly ascend into the true stolitz nirvana where only those who are perverts at heart will find their peace

What that circles thing is making me realize is that we’re really just like 30 perverts out here all screaming at each other about Stolitz dicking each other down, and I think that’s beautiful 🥹💕 Love you all #stolitz #helluvaboss

This is what’s getting me through the rise of fascism, if I’m being honest

Real ones know the Dragon Driller 5000 was for this guy: #stolas #helluvaboss

I. Love. Stolas. Royal immortal eldritch creature made of stardust and magic. The blood & power of fallen celestials in his veins. More beautiful and ethereal than any angel. Also needs imp dick like its air. Diva. Icon. Squacks and chirps. Horny magic birb. 💕✨ #stolas #helluvaboss

Pregnant Blitzfizz pregnant Blitzfizz pregnant Blitzfizz pregnant Blitzfizz #blitzfizz

Do y’all think Blitzø has ever fucked a Fizzbot? Gotta be yes, right? #blitzø #fizzarolli

Y’all remember back when that trend started when everyone was drawing Blitzø in cute dresses with his huge cock hanging out? We should bring that back

Guys help I can’t stop thinking about the first time Blitzø saw the fizzbot sex robots being advertised. Was it the first time he saw the extent of the injuries he caused? Did he see his best friend and first love being sexually exploited and feel devastated he couldn’t protect him?? (1/3) #blitzø

Honestly if my situationship said some weirdly classist shit about my fucking feet after I just took his ass to the moon and back I would do the exact same thing.

Holy shit I’m screamin!!!!

Fine I’ll say it if nobody else will: Blitzø is really hot in Unhappy Campers when he’s all protective and tracking down his sister, and that moves it way up in the episode rankings for me. #blitzø #helluvaboss

Nothing, just some normal screenshots of Blitzø and Fizz in Oops totally hating each other and definitely not being friends. #Blitzø #Fizzarolli #helluvaboss

I like the headcanon that in Oops, Blitzø was in Greed trying to track down Striker. You know, to get intel and cause of the book. No other reasons. Definitely not revenge for threatening his bird. Twice. #blitzø #helluvaboss