I Love how everyone now agrees that Alastor was suffering with a raging hard on when ever he was around Lucifer XD

Cannibal thoughts ❣️ #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Based on a true story of my bitterly single homie responding to my ace complaints at the bar 😝 (we clown around) Happy ace visibility day!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

Is there something you’d like to share with the class Alastor ?

“Radioapple doesn’t make sense cause they’re not even nice to eachother “ they’re M E N THEYRE PRIDEFUL REPRESSED M E N IF ANYTHING THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW TO FLIRT-

the cervine urge to munch on tasty plants #radiostatic (1/2)

Oh my god, I remembered I have social media... ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #radioapple

doodle radioapple📻🍎🥵

The headcanon that vox cums very quickly feels so correct

The Gal’s first Valentines ~🖤✨ Full pages link below #radioapple #appleradio

Losing streak but #radioapple But instead of Losin Streak its “ManChild” by Sabrina Carpenter

Hear me out Alastor gives Vampire vibes Luci gives Werewolf vibes #radioapple

Lilith and Alastor better get their shit together before I take this Apple for mYSELF-

We’ve got a clear view of Alastors ombré on his arms And a clear view of lu’s ombre on his legs That totally means that Alastor tops and Lucifer botto-*gunshot* #radioapple

Does anyone have expert fanfic finding skills? cannot find this fiiiic 😭😭 It’s an omegaverse fic that’s starts with Lucifer in a diner and then Alastor and vox walk in on a date Vox is a jerk and Lucifer steps in It’s a one shot

Alastors first time with Lu with just this overwhelming sense of intimacy, pleasure, and affection that he breaks every damn wall he’s ever owned in an instance is my FAV TROPE in fics A touched starved individual like Alastor overstimulated by the amount of pent up love Lucifer has to offer is 👌😤

The head canon that he’s Wearing Alastors red undershirt drives me i n s a n e-

Who knew a deer can be stronger then an angel 📻🍎🔞 (delulu fr but ya know just for once~ I’ll let Bambi win~) (Im like realizing I can draw and legit fck around and find out, and here we are) :3 enjoy~ -yes Lu’s tail is keeping Al shirt up- #radioapple

Alastors song for Lu is “Golden” by Harry styles Lucifer’s song for Al is “Crazy for you” by Hedley Tell me I’m wrong #radioapple #appleradio

Shower worship~💦🐱 #radioapple

bon appetit 🍽️ Radioapple #hazbinhotel

Back at the hotel. Time to forget ⛓️‍💥 #Alastor #hazbinhotel #blood #smoking #drinking

It's late night, y'know what it means 🫦 (full on Patreon ❤️) #LuciferMorningstar

My new favorite pastime: writing men barking and begging

Nothing can make or break a ship since most is fanon fun BUT- The fact that we have 2 years to be confidently delulu dndnsj

Lucifer being jealous would be extremely goofy and he’d totally be obvious about it so it’s actually super cute But ALASTOR ??? Oh god no I swear that man would have such a primal possessive relationship with THAT feeling that not even HE would comprehend it djdjsj

Post a meme made by you! i need my internet cut off #radioapple

Alastor not really caring that lu slept with Eve and Lilith But absolutely FUMING at the idea he did it with Adam dndjsjsjs

Alastor thinking the “apple” in Eden was an actual apple so when he makes a deal with Lucifer He’s extremely confused as to why Lu starts undressing XD #radioapple

🧵Sometimes it feels like Charlie and Lucifer project their personal frustrations they have with Lilith towards vaggi and Alastor WHAAAT? let me explain #chaggie #radioapple

Beach day #HazbinHotel #madmaid

I can’t get the idea that Alastor is a super romantic guy outta my head Maybe it’s the constant rose imagery he keeps being paired with but he feels very old school lover boy that wants to take care of you once he genuinely likes you

No mercy ~🍆💦 #radioapple

hello bluesky

they /burn/ for each other 🔥🔥🔥 #hazbinhotel #radioapple

The way Alastor interacts with Lucifer reminds me of how boys in middle school acted when they liked someone •Makes fun of height •Seeks them out in a room full of people •Does things to get there attention (even if it annoys them) And whatever the fuck THIS scene was: #radioapple

To keep me delusional and entertained I like to think that Lucifer’s “You mess with my daughter, and now I’m going to fuck you “ was a Freudian slip Towards someone else Who’s messing with his daughter … Cough cough …

I want Roo to be obsessed with Lilith cause then Lucifer and Lilith can chat about the freaky red beings they’re in a situationship with

‼️PREOEDER EXXXTENSION‼️ MORE THAN 400 ORDERS SO FAR!! You guys are amazing!! To celebrate this milestone we decided to push the pre-orders time until MARCH 15th, to allow some more of you to snatch your bundle! #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #summerheatfanbook

Lucifer doing the Finn scream when walking in on Alastor shirtless Like that’s the only reaction that feels correct to me XD

Hooves~ 🚿 #radioapple

Alastor being this suave manipulator that can swindle his way through anything But turns out to be an awkward inexperienced service top is my Roman Empire

[PROD UPDATE] 📕 THE TEST COPY IS HERE !!! Few details/issues will be fixed, but aside from that the book looks GORGEOUS, it’s thick and heavy …! ❤️ we are so proud of it ! Once the file will be fixed, all the copies will be ordered and as soon as we’ll receive them : shipping will start !

I wanna call it now Lucifer is gonna throw that “you’re so obsessed with me “ line at Alastor

The more I try to understand Alastor and Lucifer’s dynamic The more I realize their beef is less plot related and more personal … Which makes it sooooo much more gay- #radioapple

Okay but in retrospect Putting emphasis on how Alastor is not allowed in Lucifer’s room is sus Like what they trying to say??? He’s GOING to be allowed in there? WAS he in there ? why WAS he in there?? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WEIRD AND SUBTLE OCCURRENCES WITH THEM ??? WILL I EVER SEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN?

guys …

Season 3??? You mean “ alastor making it everyone’s problem that his new favorite play thing isn’t paying attention to him” the season???