“ A Gentleman’s First Time” 4 pages on patreon ~🌶️🔥 (check it out below) #radioapple #appleradio

“Curiosity Thrills🪶” now on patreon 🌶️ Cough cough “wing kink-“coUGH- #radioapple #bambilu #appleradio

Judging by how Similar Rosie and luci’s parallels with Alastor are and just overall treatment Maybe it’s safe to say that Lucifer may ALSO think Al is “cute and stubborn” ~ #radioapple

First Valentines together ~ #radioapple #appleradio #genderswap

✨❤️‍🔥 #radioapple

Alastor engaging in role play and being so fucking awkward and bad at it is so cute to me 😭

🍒🎉 #radioapple

Okay but like Picture THIS - Future Merch with Alastor holding a pan heart With Lucifer looking at him all grumpy cause he cut it out of luci’s pan flag sjsjsjsjs #radioapple

Alastor trying a taste of Husks Pan ice cream is interesting He’s just curious …that’s all.. About ice cream of course !

My personal gripe with lucillith is not even the ship itself It’s really a great one it’s just I have a STRONG dislike for the “ second try/ let’s work it out” trope. I shipped the SHIIIT outta it before the show came out But then I realized it was becoming the trope I didn’t enjoy

The way the fandom will go absolutely batshit if this sign is oh so suddenly gone in future seasons- Like they MADE IT PART OF THE DESIGN FOR HIS HALLWAY ISNT THAT CRAZY ??? #radioapple

I don’t really fear much though the possibility of #radioapple paralleling the vox and Alastor break up scene Ultimately being Alastors due karma, forcing him into a situation that would make him understand Vox keeps me up at night - Anyways enjoy y’all’s Friday

I can’t ever watch Alastor and Lucifer on screen seriously cause of fandom indulgence Like- Do yall not know how many times yall were inside eachother????

“Like Animals” from BTS is so #radioapple coded oml-

🌹 #HazbinHotel

🍎: *exists* 🦌: “god you’re beautiful.” 🍎: “huh???” 🦌: “I said god you’re abysmal. I’m surprised people aren’t lined up to throw tomato’s.” ——- 🦌: *evil cackling* 🍎: “I wanna climb you like a tree” 🦌: “pardon me?” 🍎: “I SAID I WANNA CLIMB YOU LIKE A TREE YOU OBLIVIOUS FOOL 🗣️” #radioapple

Oooh nooo Alastor and Lucifer are trapped where they can’t escape And Alastor forgot to eat lunch ohhh nooo Lucifer cut himself on accident That’s the worst thing to ever happennnn A sexually charged blood licking scene heavens nooooo that’s the worsttttt

Lucifer not used to being taken care of while Alastor being a act of service guy And Alastor not used to having someone be soft towards him while Lucifer has a huge affectionate heart LIKE- JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY OR IM GONNA EXPLODE - #radioapple

Us screaming for #radioapple only for them to give us the most heart wrenching toxic yaoi to ever yaoi

Listen I don’t think Alastor is fully prepared for alll of THIS- that’s one fiery power bottom right there-

All of this “ heated arguing turning into a hot sloppy make out session” in the helleverse right now is making me reeeeeal sus-

I love the idea of Lucifer being the only one to find Alastors demon form really attractive Mimzy’s“ tall dark and …. Creepy” Line and Rosie’s “You WERE a handsome young man” Makes me think he isn’t conventionally attractive in the show Only for Lucifer to be like yeah I’d fuck it 👍 #radioapple

Today's Daily Alastor! #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor

I Love how everyone now agrees that Alastor was suffering with a raging hard on when ever he was around Lucifer XD

Cannibal thoughts ❣️ #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Based on a true story of my bitterly single homie responding to my ace complaints at the bar 😝 (we clown around) Happy ace visibility day!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

Is there something you’d like to share with the class Alastor ?

“Radioapple doesn’t make sense cause they’re not even nice to eachother “ they’re M E N THEYRE PRIDEFUL REPRESSED M E N IF ANYTHING THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW TO FLIRT-

the cervine urge to munch on tasty plants #radiostatic (1/2)

Oh my god, I remembered I have social media... ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #radioapple

doodle radioapple📻🍎🥵

The headcanon that vox cums very quickly feels so correct

The Gal’s first Valentines ~🖤✨ Full pages link below #radioapple #appleradio

Losing streak but #radioapple But instead of Losin Streak its “ManChild” by Sabrina Carpenter

Hear me out Alastor gives Vampire vibes Luci gives Werewolf vibes #radioapple

Lilith and Alastor better get their shit together before I take this Apple for mYSELF-

We’ve got a clear view of Alastors ombré on his arms And a clear view of lu’s ombre on his legs That totally means that Alastor tops and Lucifer botto-*gunshot* #radioapple

Does anyone have expert fanfic finding skills? cannot find this fiiiic 😭😭 It’s an omegaverse fic that’s starts with Lucifer in a diner and then Alastor and vox walk in on a date Vox is a jerk and Lucifer steps in It’s a one shot

Alastors first time with Lu with just this overwhelming sense of intimacy, pleasure, and affection that he breaks every damn wall he’s ever owned in an instance is my FAV TROPE in fics A touched starved individual like Alastor overstimulated by the amount of pent up love Lucifer has to offer is 👌😤

The head canon that he’s Wearing Alastors red undershirt drives me i n s a n e-

Who knew a deer can be stronger then an angel 📻🍎🔞 (delulu fr but ya know just for once~ I’ll let Bambi win~) (Im like realizing I can draw and legit fck around and find out, and here we are) :3 enjoy~ -yes Lu’s tail is keeping Al shirt up- #radioapple

Alastors song for Lu is “Golden” by Harry styles Lucifer’s song for Al is “Crazy for you” by Hedley Tell me I’m wrong #radioapple #appleradio

Shower worship~💦🐱 #radioapple

bon appetit 🍽️ Radioapple #hazbinhotel

Back at the hotel. Time to forget ⛓️‍💥 #Alastor #hazbinhotel #blood #smoking #drinking

It's late night, y'know what it means 🫦 (full on Patreon ❤️) #LuciferMorningstar

My new favorite pastime: writing men barking and begging

Nothing can make or break a ship since most is fanon fun BUT- The fact that we have 2 years to be confidently delulu dndnsj

Lucifer being jealous would be extremely goofy and he’d totally be obvious about it so it’s actually super cute But ALASTOR ??? Oh god no I swear that man would have such a primal possessive relationship with THAT feeling that not even HE would comprehend it djdjsj