Listen we may sound so sure but this is how I honestly feel we’d react if #radioapple becomes canon-

I like this idea of there’s a parallel between al and Lilith with hiding a part of them that’s considered vulnerable Alastor hiding behind a smile Lilith blocking her eyes …The windows to the soul-

What made you delulu and about #radioapple ? This-

You know what I’m even more delulu about than #radioapple itself ? That Niffty sniffed it out before anyone else ….

The people who ARE using theories or what we talk about in our circles to attack others are also a problem I don’t see ALOT of these things because most of what I see and talk about are amongst mutuals The thing I said about “ hating a ship wont stop it from being canon “ can go BOTH ways

Okay here’s what I think 🧵 Idk if the #radioapple hate stems from the gate keeping of Alastors sexuality or the threat of it actually becoming a thing in some shape or form or what - Because there isn’t THIS much hate for OTHER Lucifer ships-

Getting a “Lucilith is better than this ship slop” after a long while Ohh thank god- i thought my content was flopping-

And think yall have learned by now that this account is 15% porn and 75% manic episode-

Right before season three imma feel the need to metaphorically grab Alastor by the shoulders in a “ don’t FUCK it up” and then throw him into the season 3 portal Only to then watch him disastrously fumble the bag- #radioapple

Alastor and Lucifer’s designs complement eachother as a circus tent and clown because the tent shelters and even encourages the clown to be their imperfect foolish self within that space as well as providing shelter and protection from others outside of it who saID THAT??? #radioapple

#radioapple is gonna have a foil song to chaggies “Easy” called “ Hard” trust -

Alastor having a whole villain arc cause he’s sexually frustrated goes crazy-

*stands on my soapbox* Any #radioapple kiss we get Alastor is initiating it Whether it’s a manipulation thing or a heat of the moment Alastors doing it- And yes I will be seeing myself out-

I am manifesting Lucifer walking into Al’s room and immediately is stunned by the swamp because it’s the first time he’s been in actual nature since only god knows when- #radioapple

It’s highly unlikely But I CRAVE a Alastor rock ballad-

Alastor gets jealous of Liliths return and calls up Mimzy to pretend they are dating Fic when? #radioapple

Alastor breaking Lucifer will be the perfect example of someone not being able to handle what comes with the mask … Being treated like you can handle it all… #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Season 3 is just gonna be Alastor fumbling Lucifer while Lucifer fumbles Lilith huh-

I need Alastor to be “Angels eyes” by ABBA type whipped for Lucifer- Perfect karma in my opinion … JUST SAYING- #radioapple

Today’s post is brought to you by ✨Delusions ✨ I like how everytime there was a rumor about Alastor it was about him A: “falling into holy arms” And B: the overlords questioning if Alastor was defeated by Lucifer- #radioapple

Shipping #radioapple is like hearing a weird noise in the house that no one else heard so you are trying to explain to your family that you aren’t crazy-

#radioapple first time one night standing be like: 🎙️: Just so you know I will NOT be the one submitting in this.. 👑: Huh?..oh yeah that’s fine.. 🎙️: It is not debata- what ? 👑: Yeah that’s cool I prefer to bottom anyways… 🎙️:….oh..

I can see viv taking #radioapple to a ambiguous direction And not in a queer baity way obviously But in a “ they have there own special type of relationship that works for them and they prefer no labels “ But like they can’t be seen with out the other type of thing pfpft- 🧵

He wasn’t wearing his ring in the new youto- *GUNSHOT*

We shouldn’t read too much into the merch … So from now on I will be blindfolded until season 3- #hazbinhotel #radioapple

I think I discovered something - MID WAY WRITING THIS- That might be my craziest fucking theory yet BUT I NEED TO POINT THESE THINGS OUT - CAUSE I THINK I HAVE PROOF OF SOMTHUNG WILD

This feels important- #radioapple

Lucifer would kiss Alastors X on his forehead like how Charlie kisses vaggi’s X on her eye 🥺 #radioapple

I know we say delulu this and delulu that but I trust this fandoms ability to sniff out gay okay- Like If anyone’s qualified it’s US LMFAO- #radioapple

I don’t think some people understand the #radioapple hype Like imagine you slowly coming to the realization that your crackship has actual relevance to eachothers plot and growth- Going from Omg I hope they at least stand next to each other next season To Are they gonna like..fuck or somthin?

siiighhh *opens up Docs*

And the crazy part is I STILL HAVE MORE EXAMPLES-

“See You messed with my daughter and now I’m gonna FUCK you-“ “ oh I’ll show you sloppy-“ “ you two should Just fuck already -“ (Val says as vox and al are in the same position as RA right before Mimzy interrupts ) Oh and I’m supposed to assume they’re NOT gonna fuck next season ??? #radioapple

🎵ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍᴇ ❤️‍🔥🎵 #radioapple

I’m praying on Mimzy noticing how different Alastor acts around Lucifer- All his mystery and allure she admires from him GONE as soon as that pretty boy walks into the room djdjsn #radioapple

The meet cute of the century #radioapple

Lilith and Alastor having the same attachment style but in different fonts will actually drive me insane-

OKAY- I was tripping for a second cause I thought the duck that Lucifer was oogling was the one he threw at Alastor LMFAO Cause that would’ve been actually insane -

wait a fucking secOND-

I like to think that Alastor loves hanging out and picking on Lu and didn’t really care that he threw a duck at him But it’s his inner “wait I’m the RADIO DEMON! I can’t let that slide while in public !!” So the most he could muster up was to act all Angy and antagonistic about it pft #radioapple

Me and my friend take this bdsm quiz online and my score was rated highly vanilla And we always end up yelling about it- So the only context my neighbors heard from me was along the lines of “ oh so I’M BORING CAUSE I DONT WANT MY GIRIL TO PISS IN MY MOUTH???”

Alastor singing “never enough” with the line “These hands can hold the world” and it’s a golden silhouette of Luci flying around him just like in the Stolitz “ look my way “ vid and - #radioapple

I have no fears other than me wondering where Charlie learned first instinct to yell and throw furniture when mad at Lucifer like I DONT wanna go there BUT MY FAMILY ANALYZING BRAIN KEEPS THINKING IT-

Why he gotta be cheeky abo-WHY HE GOTTA BE CHEEKY ABOUT IT-

I wonder In the possibility that #radioapple becomes canon If everyone else’s reaction would be super shocked or like “ yeah saw that shit from a mile away”

I think there’s an adorable opportunity to make #radioapple go from the most combative duo to the fluffiest gay ship Like who wouldn’t thunk it would be THOSE TWO- The ultimate plot twist in MY opinion

Lucifer: clingy and lonely Alastor: loves sticking his nose into people’s business Lucifer: plays the violin Alastor: plays the piano Lucifer: doesn't know how to love himself Alastor: doesn't know how to love others Lucifer: has zero interest in ruling Alastor: wants Hell in the palm of his hand

I mean … It practically writes itself #radioapple

Alastor: I don’t think I’m attracted to men or woman- Lucifer: well good thing I’m neither ! #radioapple