"You shouldn't prepare for a hypothetical" The pandemic was hypothetical once upon a time...

Ruin a band with one letter. MAGAdeth Spayer Nanthrax

Periodic reminder: nice things do still happen sometimes.

The 'energy' in question is very cheap and cut with crushed up pro-plus

Fuck you for sending everyone to this point and then having the fucking gall to wag your fingers at anyone. Fuck you. YOU failed. This happened on YOUR watch. We were never given a watch. YOU fucking failed.

I fucking hate Marc Cucerella

Who-la Shaker, amirite?

Repost with your home river: The River Nene, which is, and always has been, pronounced NENN mfs.

Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!

Can't join ICE because my penis is of adequate size

Top 11 Drummers: Eloy Cassagrande Igor Cavelera Dave Lombardo Paul Bastaph Fyfe Ewing Danny Carey Josh Freese Dave Mattocks Dave McLean Mike Portnoy Nicko McBrain

YAY

The Millwall FC Government: ‘No one likes us, we don’t care’

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: Martin Carthy Three Legg'd Mare Hayseed Dixie Wildhearts Midnight Oil

Comrade Gobshite Von Gulag is the leader of the Democratic Feline Republic of Paul's House. Notorious for her sharp tongue and her iron paw, she has been condemned by the UN on multiple occasions. She does not care.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

All it takes for evil to thrive is for mediocre world leaders to say “I’d rather not say”

Hi, I'm addiction!

Just one more etc

YES Paul Frazee was teabagging a radical feminist. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Nuff said

Beautiful scenes... #cpfc

What Joe is trying to say is that Zack Polanski is a clear and present danger to the career plan and status of half a dozen families and their hangers on that control The Labour Party. PIEs also come in packs of six. Google his mum and PIE for more information

“Well, look, let’s be absolutely clear. The Mad Angels are a menace to the Yokosuka docks. Their intimidation of workers and association with the Chi You Men crime syndicate is utterly unacceptable."

Fuck Marinakiiiiiis...

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humour

Streeting's looking well...

and Tiny Tim, who died, can now be interacted with in the form of a fully animated AI chat bot with just a couple of photos and simple prompts

Gedds is a good person to spend your christmas with check it out also if you see this pls share so anyone who wants a bit of company today will see it X

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 🥳

A Saviour was born to us. The light of the world has come. Heaven and earth rejoice.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

smh

That might be the title gone #cpfc

Aaaah fuck... #cpfc

Oh ffs... #cpfc

Today is my last foray into the public sphere as I will be taking part in Portview Christmas Market. And then it is holiday times!

Can we normalize treats?

📣 The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs is calling for evidence on drug use in LGBT+ communities, including chemsex. This will help shape national policy and future services. If you have lived or professional experience share your thoughts here: www.gov.uk/government/c...

He's finally been photographed!!!! Bwystfil y Bont - The Beast of the Bont has been terrorising residents and animals in and around Tregaron for years. For scale the Tregaron nativity wise men are 5 foot tall.

Typical Palace. #cpfc

Happy Hannukah 🍃🕎

Tottenham to listen to suitable offers for Brennan Johnson in January as interest in the forward grows. Crystal Palace most advanced interest but other suitors monitoring. (Sami Mokbel)

A nice perfect pink liver

18. Fucken 18. EIGHFUCKINGTEEN. 😠