Hey @katienolan.bsky.social I’m the Josh who left the Casuals voicemail about being a Professional Hugger. I absolutely cackled when you basically said “It could’ve been creepy but you’re not creepy”

Biblically accurate Alysa Liu

You know damn well the only way I could react to seeing this newsletter email it my inbox:

Look at the pure joy of Alysa Liu

5 women, one women's team, and one mixed team have won Olympic gold medals for Team USA at these Olympics. Meanwhile, just one individual male athlete and no men's teams have won gold medals for Team USA Makes you wonder: when will America start investing in men's sports

The Golden State girl is an Olympic champion Helluva fight from Amber A magical performance by Isabeau

I am going to post this video so much for everything

I want to be Alysa Liu when I grow up

Phew what a skate by Nakai

Ami Nakai is just floating out on that ice

I’m sobbing Kaori is elegance

Alysa Liu inject that skate into my veins

GET IN LIUSERS WE’RE GOING TO THE PODIUM ALYSA LIU

Chiba just gliding out there

TAKE YOUR MAPLE SYRUP YOUR STUPID GEESE YOUR WEIRD BAGGED MILK GOAL GOAL USA

Isabeau you are magic

Time for everyone’s least favorite activity: 3v3 hockey

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAPTAIN AMERICA

Gutty performance by Amber Glenn

Canada said:

MIKAELA SHIFFRIN GREATEST OF ALL TIME

How am I supposed to continue my week?

Watch figure skating they said It’s fun, artistic, and beautiful they said They forgot to say it’ll take your heart out and stomp on it

Amber Glenn we love you

Kaori Sakamoto you have my sword and shield

Isabeau Levito our Ice Queen

ALYSA LIU

JAPAN🇯🇵🥇🇯🇵🥇🇯🇵🥇

Did Scott Hanson just say the Italian who won bronze in the women’s big air final has no ACL in one knee?

No one better than Scott Hanson reporting the men’s ski jump final apparent cancelation(?!?!)

Jordan Stolz is an animal

“Nothing, we just cried” Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on what he and his dad said in their embrace right after he won gold

This is CRAZY On my private Instagram account, I shared this post to my story. It got taken down?!?!

Gaon Choi tearing up after her final run before she even got a score and putting on her mask to maybe hide her tears, so human, so endearing I love the Olympics

Chloe Kim got silver because they showed Shaun White on the screen

Women’s halfpipe snowboard final my WORD

Bars

I remain unconvinced that ice dance has rules and/or regulations

Short track speed skating relay is NUTS whoever invented this is a genius

Something to watch is norovirus is going around, not just at the Olympics. A school I work at in Minnesota, a bunch of kids have it.

COME ON GET THE PLAY IN

Yo keep the screenshots from that other "show" in the drafts folder, nobody wants to see that shit

Man that looked like a presnap penalty on someone on that punt

Absurd performances by Team USA and Team Japan It’s going to be the best head to head matchup we’ll see today

Man Sato is BALLING

💥ILIA💥

Sakamoto 👑

Japan holy Toledo

LFG

Hello