I just decided to cancel on an event this afternoon, because I’m just sick of this shit. All of it. I’m not leaving my house anymore.

Never

Memories 🥹 #Prince #Prince4Ever 💜🎶🕊️☔️

He’s unpacking first-album issues on his seventh album

They are usually howling. I don’t know what I’d do if they were mute. 5 minutes in, no noise? At that point I’m about to start performing CPR.

Imma always rush down for a good passionate make out session! On my way!

Nah I overthink, I need you to talk and make some noises. Cause no moans, groans, grunts or even a singular “fuuuck” in my ear, imma think you not enjoying yourself and the waterpark will shut down for maintenance.

I see Jermaine still ain't pick up the books for real.

I’m so glad I decided to smoke and peek in here this morning. Ya’ll have had me hollering

TEXAS, IT IS TIME.

Skyline got me laughing this morning!!

When I do finally lose my virginity, I expect to hear the Mississippi Mass Choir.

It’s time…😔

Put me in the chat so I can tell her she should’ve booed that nigga

Are we sure she didn’t fuck a ghost? That would make more sense to me ngl. 😭

I gave yall a week to be nice. I see any 8x11 profiles being quoted to the TL tomorrow? I’m blocking everyone.

This foo is working my NERVES #Wonderman

Whatever happened to those white South Afrikaners that came here for a “better life?” It’s like after a week I stopped hearing about them

international friends:

fund research on menopause you cowards

This is evil. Childish because reasons

the bassist in miguel’s tiny desk is eating he looks like a yassified jeffrey dean morgan

Poet Gwendolyn Brooks on the back steps of her home in Chicago, ca. 1960. photo by Slim Aarons

CTRL is such a comforting album.

Black history!!! I grew up on HAIR SHOWS… I miss living in the hair capital… salon culture used to be the best…

getting everything together for your vacation the week before is so taxing but rewarding 😭

“Get a library card” is literally my favorite thing to tell ppl. I know that nigga would HATE to see me coming 😭

🤣🤣🤣

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Where are the yearners? How is wanting to be wanted an insult?

How are you 34 and all you’ve read in 3 calendar years is 48 Laws of Power and SOMEHOW Rich Dad, Poor Dad?????

most of these niggas don’t and can’t read. let’s start there. Going into ANY dating setting having to commonly question whether or not the guy across the table from me can read or not? yeah, naw. That shit is cooked from the jump.

I’ve hit this very specific level of disgust that’s going to make it really hard to ever date a cishet man again. Even the thought of it sounds like jail.

The males aren’t lonely enough.

The aunties about to lose it

I can’t stand videos of a mfer sitting in front of another video just pointing at shit. No value added just Vanna White impressions.

Thinking about Halle Berry’s Catwoman. Baby, her walk will forever be lethal!

Literacy

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

The way I'd throw somethin on the grill!

The oceans are a colony of space.

OH OH OH it’s the Tom Joyner morning Show

These people around here aren’t safe at all and of course I’m pissed off about it.

💀😂

I’m angry all of the time and I know it’s because I haven’t had a hug that has actually felt safe in years.

I’m tall as shit, I prefer tall men. I have liked short guys before but all they brought up is how tall I am and that’s annoying.