You know how bad you gotta wanna get high for your drug of choice to be consumed via NEEDLE!? Chile

S/o to the countries delivering aide to Cuba.

Me once a day

If you’ve never experienced dial up internet, we don’t have much to discuss.

The face of a cat who has derailed my day.

Melt down over. Grateful for my people 🥹

I’ll feel better

Just gonna cry some

My my under sink organizer and filtered shower head came. I was just trying to declutter and self care

I’m the freakiest of the frogs but I’ve never seen the appeal

I’m always having threesomes— me anxiety and depression be givin one hell of an experience

Annoyed with everything because it took a series of unfortunate events for this shit to happen… why did it have to happen with me

Back pain never leaves

Tips for decluttering. If it’s covered in toilet water, get rid of it

Sure technically none of this my fault but I feel like idiot sandwich and I cant not fix it

If I make it out this weekend with a new hair do, I’ll be satisfied. Still not Done taking down my braids

What if I kill myself 😒

My day of building my storage cubes and declutterring just got derailed

Marcus/DeMarcus

Over sharing on the internet is a millennial’s favorite pastime

I was today years old when I realized, I’ve had relations with THREE Brandons 🫣. 2/3 I would recommend, 1 I’d kill with my bare hands if prison time wasn’t a thing.

🐥🐥🐥

Girl, I got a whole script in my head?

6’4” ** 😅😅

John/Jean

Universal fuck boy names… I’ll start. Brandon/Branden, Mike/Michael, Chris/Christopher/Christian

Falling down the Black Veil Brides rabbit hole. Who is this beautiful white man?

If all fails there's always the Bartender ☺️

If I don't get put through a mattress by something that's at least 6 feet soon, I might die.

Being toxic

Men be 5’7 wanting a submissive woman 😂

When I start texting the lyrics to Wrecking Ball

Choose abundance in every area of your life.

wake and bake

🫣well the tequila was strong last night

Somewhere in the multiverse there’s a version of me with my bald king right now

Crashing out one that’s man’s inbox for what?

Just put bestie on to LIDA BIDA BODA BUT 😂

Hot to give me the ick 101 🤮

They can be adorable and dangerous like myself

If there’s a puppy distribution system i would like to be chosen!! in this case may also take the man bc the difference between his excited voice and speaking voice is adorable 🤣

You had patience with your boss. With your friends. You could contain your anger when you were mistreated and abused. But not at home. You did what you could get away with. Your best was reserved for strangers. So now we are strangers❤️

Everyone, #BareMinimumFriday is in full effect. Please. Govern yourselves accordingly.

Making biscuits on my back like, he didn’t try to kill me last night 😒

Women eating, man ass is an abomination.

Death is the only option

If my dog acted the way this mean ass cat does, he’d be put down 🥹

This might make summer fun again

Must outlive the dog so he doesn’t get depression from having a new owner

The feminine urge to take a sick day, but gonna power through because calling out before a 3 day weekend is not a good look 😒